Jokes To Offend Everybody

[mavskidd02]

What's the only thing faster than a penny dropping off the Empire State Building?

The Jew who jumped after it.

[mavskidd02]

What's long, black and smells like shit?

The Unemployment Line.

[Spark]

Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car. Who is driving?
A: The cop.

[mavskidd02]

Q: A black guy and a spanish guy are in a car. Who is driving?
A: The cop.

What do you say to a Spanish guy wearing a suit?

"Will the defendant please rise."

[Spark]

How come Italian's don't like Jehovah witnesses?
They don't like any witnesses

[Spark]

What do u call a black guy with no arms and legs.. Trustworthy

[Spark]

What do You call a Blonde with pig Tails ?

A blow job with handle bars !

[Spark]

What do YOU call a Puerto rican girl standing up holding a dollar over her Head ?

Everything U can Eat for Under a buck !

[Spark]

Why are Priest Like christmas trees ?


Their Balls are only for Decoration !

[Spark]

Q.) How can you tell when an auto mechanic just had
sex?
A.) One of his fingers is clean.

[Spark]

A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her
boss, concerned about his employee's well being, asks
sympathetically, "What's the matter?"

The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call
saying that my mother had passed away."

"I'm terribly sorry to hear that. Why don't you go home for
the day... we aren't terribly busy. Just take the day off to
relax and rest."

The blonde very calmly explains, "No, I'd be better off
here. I need to keep my mind off it and I have the best
chance of doing that here."

The boss agrees and allows the blonde to work as usual. "If
you need anything, just let me know," he says.

A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on the
blonde. He looks out over his office and sees the blonde
crying hysterically. He rushes out to her, and asks, "Are
you going to be okay? Is there anything I can do to help?"

"No," replies the blonde, "I just got a call from my sister,
and she said that HER mom died too!"

[BettorsChat]

"What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?"
"He breaks his nose."

My nose isn't that big

[BettorsChat]

What's the only thing faster than a penny dropping off the Empire State Building?

The Jew who jumped after it.

I resemble that remark

[Jamaicanman]

Not here Jamaicanman

[garth]

Have you ever noticed that there are no Hindu lawyers around? Seriously, do you know a Hindu attorney? Hindu people believe that when you die you come back as a lower life form. What a dead-end religion for a lawyer!

I told that joke several years ago in the presence of a friend who's a municipal judge. He didn't appreciate it for some reason.