Three men, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy are stranded in the middle of nowhere and trying to hitchhike to shelter.
After hours of people ignoring them, they decide one of them should lay in the middle of the street since no one would want to run them over.
The Jewish guy volunteers to go first and lays in the middle of the street. A car comes cruising through and THUMP THUMP, runs him right over. "It didn't work, but it's gotta. You try it" he says to the Mexican.
The Mexican agrees and lays in the middle of the road. Another car comes driving up and THUMP THUMP... runs him over too. "I can't believe this. They HAVE to stop for a black man, you try it" he says.
The black guy lays down in the middle of the road, and sure enough another car comes... THUMP THUMP, ERRRRRRT, REEERRRRRR, THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP, THUMP THUMP
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