What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
Gifted.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's the difference between Big Foot and intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted a several times.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece
Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
They all already have boyfriends.
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