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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says,
FUCK off, you won't bring it back."
FUCK off, you won't bring it back."
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I was walking down the road when I saw a Paki standing on a fifth floor balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it fucking start?"Comment
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how do you blindfold a chinese person?
with dental flossComment
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what's the difference between a canoe and jews?
canoes tipComment
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What's the difference between a black guy and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four!Comment
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why do you bury politicians 12 feet under instead of 6?
because deep down, they're all good peopleComment
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What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of Puerto Rican guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
What did the black guy do before his blood test?
He studied.
How long does it take for a Mexican women to take a crap???
9 months
How many Black men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, Black men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!Comment
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In South Africa a black guy was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.Comment
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"What happens when a Jew with an errection walks into a wall?"
"He breaks his nose."Comment
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A white guy walks into the plastic surgeon's office and asks: "I want to be black, can you do that?" "Yeah, but we'll have to add 2 inches to your penis, take away 30% of your brain and make you 70% darker."
"Okay."
After the operation, the surgeon says "I'm sorry, but we've made some mistakes. We cut off 2 inches of your penis, took away 70% of your brain and made you 30% darker, is this okay with you?"
"Si, senor."
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How do u know an ASIAN robbed your house...your homework is done, your computer is upgraded and the fvker is still trying to back out of ur drivewayComment
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Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was meltingComment
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How do you starve a black man?
Put his food stamps in his working boots."CFB YTD: 5-8-1 -16.2"Comment
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