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spark, I was thinking about the first line of the song whiter shade of pale after I posted it today: "We skipped the light fandango." For the first time, I realized that the whole premise of the ticket company " fandango" is "skipping the line" at the movies. I know its a stretch, but do you think this song inspired the creators of fandango in some way?"It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain
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Originally posted by grandmama View Postspark, I was thinking about the first line of the song whiter shade of pale after I posted it today: "We skipped the light fandango." For the first time, I realized that the whole premise of the ticket company " fandango" is "skipping the line" at the movies. I know its a stretch, but do you think this song inspired the creators of fandango in some way?
Sure makes sense ... Never thought of that ...
Good song huh???
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Originally posted by wayne1218 View PostPlease take the time and read post #77. You want others to read your crap and respond. I did. So i would like you to do the same with mine ........
He even got banned at a Pokemon Forum and a Paintball Forumfor what I will assume are the same posts
He got banned here too
How To Get To Heaven - Catholic Answers ForumsLast edited by insidethe8thpol; 12-10-2009, 05:09 PM.He who wears diaper knows his shit - Confucius
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This may be easier for some to understand
Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's' in the Ten Commandments.
Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, in Tennessee they translated the 'King James' into ' Jackson County ' language.... no joke!
(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro , TN )
(1) Just one God
(2) Put nothin' before God
(3) Watch yer mouth
(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'
(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa
(6) No killin'
(7) No foolin' round with another feller's gal...or gal's feller
(8) Don't take what ain't yers
(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'
(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff
Now that's just plain an' simple, ain't it? Y'all have a nice day.
You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning
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Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View PostPlease take the time to read this first post."It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so." -Mark Twain
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Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post1) I don't think I am the Messiah. Jesus is the Messiah. Get your facts straight.
2) I don't live in Waco, TX
3) You won't be laughing when you stand before God and are judged.
Why not get things right with Him now before it's too late?
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Originally posted by xfrodobagginsx View Post1) I don't think I am the Messiah. Jesus is the Messiah. Get your facts straight.
2) I don't live in Waco, TX
3) You won't be laughing when you stand before God and are judged.
Why not get things right with Him now before it's too late?
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I don't go all the time but I did find a great church.......It's kind of like a rock & roll concert when you get there.......I wear shorts and Tshirt and it's really a cool church....They have 5 huge screens and the music is great and I'm a rock & rollerthey have a star bucks and never have they asked for money........They have boxes set up out in the lobby and you just drop whatever in the box.............I actually go on Sat. afternoon, they have 2 services on Sat. and 2 on Sun........The last week I went, they took in over $90,000.........The boxes must work.............Made me really like Church again............just my 2 cents
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