Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

Morning guys, I think I got run over by a semi.

[ToDaClub]

Happy Monday Degenerates !!

A Bad Lip Reading.....
Ahh.... your bleeding..... on meee .
Also, Cuddle time at Club's house (my lips are sore) and a cameo by JC... can you guess which one.

Lmao. Some of those are pretty good.

[kbsooner21]

Morning guys, I think I got run over by a semi.

[10DimeBry]

Morning guys, I think I got run over by a semi.

A few to many beers last night??

[jcindaville]

Who is worse....the reds or nex mlb picks??

Nex

[Ldawg]

My father was a liar, a cheat and a beer guzzling womanizing gambler! My Gawd I looked up to that man!

[jcindaville]

I wish I was in Dixie
Or Pam or Sue

I wish I had me someone to fuck
Or Screw

[jcindaville]

Her daddy says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to a PENIS he got the short end of the DICK"
But Katie's young and man she just don't care
She'd SWALLOW Tommy anywhere
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna swallow his choad every day!

[Ldawg]

Her daddy says, "he ain't worth a lick
When it came to a PENIS he got the short end of the DICK"
But Katie's young and man she just don't care
She'd SWALLOW Tommy anywhere
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
She's in love with the boy
And even if they have to run away
She's gonna swallow his choad every day!

Needs some work ... better leave the rhymen to Simon! Wife out of town again? You sound a bit more "frustrated" than usual.

[jcindaville]

Needs some work ... better leave the rhymen to Simon! Wife out of town again? You sound a bit more "frustrated" than usual.

Nope
She's home


Reds suck dick!

[Ldawg]

I wish I was in Dixie
Or Pam or Sue

I wish I had me someone to fuck
Or Screw

Tried to look up some "adult entertainment" for you in the 'Ville.... Now, I understand what you are up against! Your options are VERY limited there in the heart of the Bible Belt.

Here we have an online candy store .... a little something for everyone. Including trips to the Islands!

Escort, Massage, BDSM, Fetish Guide

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys. Thunder big men played like a bunch of fucking stiffs last night

[ToDaClub]

Morning guys, Speaking of stiffs, to any one of you that do manual labor all day, I don't know how you survive. I've been doing siding for three days, I can hardly move.
Then I was dumb enough to schedule an out of town trip for golf today. I think I will need to hire someone to put my tee in the ground.

[jcindaville]

Morning guys, Speaking of stiffs, to any one of you that do manual labor all day, I don't know how you survive. I've been doing siding for three days, I can hardly move.
Then I was dumb enough to schedule an out of town trip for golf today. I think I will need to hire someone to put my tee in the ground.

Imagine being a roofer or a drywall (Sheetrock for Vols fan) hanger.

Those dudes are badasses!

[ToDaClub]

Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of you have forgiven your enemies?

80% held up their hands.

The Minister then repeated his question. All responded this time, except one man, Walter Barnes, who attended church only when the weather was bad.

"Mr. Barnes, it's obviously not a good morning for golf. It's good to see you here today. Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have any," he replied gruffly.

"Mr. Barnes, that is very unusual. "How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight," he replied. The congregation stood up and clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mr. Barnes, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?"

The old golfer tottered down the aisle, stopped in front of the pulpit, turned around, faced the congregation, and said simply, "I outlived all those Assholes" - and calmly returned to his seat.