Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

The Dawg is up early

[ToDaClub]

Just had breakfast with some of the guys I was out with, they stayed out til 2. Wow, now I know what I normally look like on Thursday mornings,

[10DimeBry]

Just had breakfast with some of the guys I was out with, they stayed out til 2. Wow, now I know what I normally look like on Thursday mornings,

I'm gonna look just like that in like 40yrs.


regards,

kb

[jcindaville]

I'm gonna look just like that in like 10 years.


regards,

kb

Lol

[ToDaClub]

for the love of god please dont send kb any cash. I'm a couple drinks away from shutting down for good.

save me!!!!!!

Damm I miss this guy, Why did he get banned?????

[kbsooner21]

Dairy cows produce more milk when listening to music

[ToDaClub]

The name Oklahoma is from the Choctaw Indian words "okla" meaning people and "humma" meaning red.

[kbsooner21]

Anteaters prefer termites over ants

[10DimeBry]

Club did you notice the CBOE is not trading today. Some sort of electronic problem.

[jcindaville]

The female sphincter can open to 75 times its normal size.

[jcindaville]

Customer Question
Subject: Medical advice


how wide can the anus stretch and what should I do because my anal muscle seems to be unable to close again. I recently used some very wide things and my muscle seems stuck at that diameter. My anal sphincter protudes between my buttocks and it is embarassing.

Optional Information:
Gender: Male
Age: 50
Location Kenner LA
Occupation AAU Coach and T-Shirt salesman
Name : Dave ********



Doctors response:

Thanks for your reply, David.

But you did not mention about your bowel movements. (constipation, blood in stool).
If you have incontinence, you probably will require immediate surgical repair of the anal sphincter. If you do not have any such problem, youprobably have developed "anal fissure" or tear of the anal mucosa involving the internal anal spincter.(the external anal spincter being normal).

I understand what you are going through right now, but you will have to consult a doctor (GP or surgeon). A confirmed diagnosis cannot be made until the area is examined. Treatment will depend upon the results of the examination. Conservative management should suffice.

I hope my answer is helpful to you. For accepting the answer, please press the "GREEN ACCEPT" button.
I would be highly obliged for a POSITIVE FEEDBACK and BONUS from you.

[jcindaville]

Baseba** Dave replied:


should I carry on using the toy then? If the anus can't be fixed (which is a shame obviously) can the anus go wider without tearing. If it is a lost cause I feel I might as well accept it and get something bigger. Is this safe?



AT A BOY, it's already gaped, lets jam a bigger toy n there now

[jcindaville]

Names were hidden to protect the identity of the patient

[ToDaClub]

lmfao


Poor Dave

[ToDaClub]

Club did you notice the CBOE is not trading today. Some sort of electronic problem.

You do options???