Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

JC the Chicken Story

JC came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his

sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,

'You died in your sleep, JC.'

JC was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.

Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,

and that is as a chicken.'

JC was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near

his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking

and pecking the ground..

A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

'Not bad,' replied JC the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.

Like I'm gonna explode!'

'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid

an egg before?'

'Never,' said JC.

'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his

head, and heard....

"JC, Wake Up! You Just Crapped in the Bed!" Again!!!








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[Ldawg]

Good morning sports nuts, bedwetters and brown-eyed Susan seekers ! Er'body too hungover to chime in this morning or are you busy doing the work that you've put off since last Monday

Great weekend on deck... Derby and Daga boys
Early morning run to San Fran and it's a gorgeous day sunny and mild

[Ldawg]

Gimme a winner??

Dale Jr

It's fate. My bill at lunch yesterday was $8.88 with a $2 tip

I'll post a winner for you on Sunday morning 'ville ....
For the time being, go with the Blue Deuce Keselowski over 3rd place finisher Dale Jr.

gl

[garth]

5/10/2013
Downstream Casino and Resort
Quapaw, OK


Guessing dimer will want to go also!!!

Hell, sign me up. Downstream has a really nice hotel. Hotel and casino are in Oklahoma. The driveway is in Missouri and part of the parking lot is in Arkansas, I believe. I don't like their casino at all. The double deck game only allows you to double on 9, 10 and 11. and they play with less than one deck in a two-deck game. Essentially negates any edge a player might have from counting in a double deck game. and their shoe game is 8 decks!

[ToDaClub]

Morning boys What's everyone got going? I'm putting siding on a garage, and maybe, if I'm lucky, painting the living room at my house.

Oh well, at least we are gonna warm up to the 50's

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys. Got a buddy's little son's bday party and then a couples baby shower which should be a boozefest

Hopefully Thunder can close it out tonight vs the Rockets

[jcindaville]

If you attend a couples shower of any type, you have had a penis touch your tongue.


Just saying

[kbsooner21]

If you attend a couples shower of any type, you have had a penis touch your tongue.


Just saying

[jcindaville]

Morning boys What's everyone got going? I'm putting siding on a garage, and maybe, if I'm lucky, painting the living room at my house.

Oh well, at least we are gonna warm up to the 50's

Why r u not at your place of business getting paid for doing nothing??

[ToDaClub]

Why r u not at your place of business getting paid for doing nothing??

We're closed weekends, although I may need to go into the office and do some estimating when the paint brushes come out

[ToDaClub]

Morning boys. Got a buddy's little son's bday party and then a couples baby shower which should be a boozefest

Hopefully Thunder can close it out tonight vs the Rockets

Couple's baby shower????? Next thing you know they will have bachelor parties and bachelorette parties together

[jcindaville]

We're closed weekends, although I may need to go into the office and do some estimating when the paint brushes come out

It ain't the weekend

[ToDaClub]

It ain't the weekend

I'm not doing projects today, they start tomorrow. Today I'm busy (at the office) capping the derby for tomorrow. I have some inside info!!

[jcindaville]

Fuck the Atlanta Hawks and the horse they road in on!

Piece of shit!

[Ldawg]

Fuck the Atlanta Hawks and the horse they road in on!

Piece of shit!

You need to take a "timeout" ! Put a little sumpin' on the Derby and just "watch" sports this weekend. JMO