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Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
5/10/2013
Downstream Casino and Resort
Quapaw, OK
Guessing dimer will want to go also!!!
Making love, out of nothing at all!Questions, comments, complaints:
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JC the Chicken Story
JC came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his
sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.
He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
'You died in your sleep, JC.'
JC was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.
Send me back!'
St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,
and that is as a chicken.'
JC was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near
his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking
and pecking the ground..
A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'
'Not bad,' replied JC the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.
Like I'm gonna explode!'
'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid
an egg before?'
'Never,' said JC.
'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'
He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!
He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.
He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..
As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his
head, and heard....
"JC, Wake Up! You Just Crapped in the Bed!"
__________________________________________________ ___jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat
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