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  • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post

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    • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post

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      • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
        Today is the 1 year anniversary of my fence jumping leg breaking episode
        Shouldn't that read

        Today is the 1 year anniversary of my lack of fence jumping ability/leg breaking episode

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        • KB don't miss this


          5/10/2013
          Downstream Casino and Resort
          Quapaw, OK


          Guessing dimer will want to go also!!!

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          • Hell yeah I'm going
            2013 NCAA POD Record

            8-3ATS +3.80 units

            2013 NFL POD Record

            1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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            • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
              Morning boys. Hurting piece of shit here

              Might be looking for a sponsor



              Kevin Harvicks sponsor has helped many , maybe you could give them a call

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              • Originally posted by tdtylert View Post
                Kevin Harvicks sponsor has helped many , maybe you could give them a call
                Bell Helicopter? I guess that would be a good designated driver

                Good morning guys

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                • Originally posted by tdtylert View Post
                  Kevin Harvicks sponsor has helped many , maybe you could give them a call



                  I think that could be where my problem started

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                  • Morning Clubber

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                    • Morning race fans
                      Questions, comments, complaints:
                      [email protected]

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                      • Originally posted by jcindaville View Post
                        Morning race fans
                        TallaFuckingDega

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                        • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
                          TallaFuckingDega
                          Gimme a winner??
                          Questions, comments, complaints:
                          [email protected]

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                          • Originally posted by jcindaville View Post
                            Gimme a winner??
                            Dale Jr

                            It's fate. My bill at lunch yesterday was $8.88

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                            • Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post

                              5/10/2013
                              Downstream Casino and Resort
                              Quapaw, OK


                              Guessing dimer will want to go also!!!

                              Making love, out of nothing at all!
                              Questions, comments, complaints:
                              [email protected]

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                              • JC the Chicken Story

                                JC came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his

                                sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

                                He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,

                                'You died in your sleep, JC.'

                                JC was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for.

                                Send me back!'

                                St. Peter said, 'I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back,

                                and that is as a chicken.'

                                JC was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near

                                his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking

                                and pecking the ground..

                                A rooster strolled past. 'So, you're the new hen, huh? How's your first day here?'

                                'Not bad,' replied JC the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling inside.

                                Like I'm gonna explode!'

                                'You're ovulating,' explained the rooster. 'Don't tell me you've never laid

                                an egg before?'

                                'Never,' said JC.

                                'Well, just relax and let it happen,' says the rooster. 'It's no big deal.'

                                He did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

                                He was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood.

                                He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming..

                                As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his

                                head, and heard....

                                "JC, Wake Up! You Just Crapped in the Bed!"









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                                jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat

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