Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

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Ah did I sale anything?= did I sell anything?

Answer= no meeting was for product training and 2013-14 pricing

[longnex]

THE MAN TEST



1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach,

you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough

beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time

doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.



2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog,

but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,

has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines

to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog.....

'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!'

Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! Jeeez, you're so queer.



3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense,

rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on

BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs

feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and

undeniably a fag.



4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss

in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.

A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.



5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a

'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips,

you've had a man there too..



6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four

different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might

as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory

space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out

chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile

other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.



7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying

to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to

honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the

time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,

or hold his beer.

[ToDaClub]

I say JC gets at least 5 of those wrong.

[vols fan]

THE MAN TEST



1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach,

you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough

beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time

doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.



2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog,

but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,

has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines

to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog.....

'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!'

Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! Jeeez, you're so queer.



3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense,

rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on

BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs

feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and

undeniably a fag.



4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss

in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.

A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.



5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a

'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips,

you've had a man there too..



6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four

different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might

as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory

space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out

chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile

other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.



7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying

to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to

honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the

time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,

or hold his beer.

#4 I guess makes me a homo. I'll piss in a parking lot but I don't shit in public bathrooms. I will go in the woods and shit before I go in a gas station or port a pottie!!!

[10DimeBry]

Kaz has cats.

Just sayin

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Ah did I sale anything?= did I sell anything?

Answer= no meeting was for product training and 2013-14 pricing

[baseballdave]

Afternoon boys, nothing better than a good cuddle!!!

I have some more pics of women like I sent you guys yesterday if you want to cuddle with any of them !!!

Any body want more pics ??

[ToDaClub]

Man calls the front desk at his hotel: Hey, get up here my wife says she's gonna jump out the window



Front desk: Sorry sir, that sounds like a personal issue, we can't help you



Man: Bullshit, the window won't open, that's a maintenance issue!

[ToDaClub]

I have some more pics of women like I sent you guys yesterday if you want to cuddle with any of them !!!

Any body want more pics ??

[kbsooner21]

Soy latte to your lips, you've had a man there too

[jcindaville]

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Ah did I sale anything?= did I sell anything?

Answer= no meeting was for product training and 2013-14 pricing

Eat a dick fat fat

Is that spelled correctly??

[jcindaville]

I say JC gets at least 5 of those wrong.

Eat a dick pussy whip

Did I get that correct??

[jcindaville]

You eat a dick too stat loser boy

[ToDaClub]

JC, just so you know, Ky lost in the first round of the NIT last night.

[baseballdave]

You eat a dick too stat loser boy

Me thinks hillbilly boy has some anger issues here !!!


Mooooooosha !!!