Appropriate Dating Site Chat ??

[insidethe8thpol]

Title of her profile: looking for someone to surprise me !!!

My response: Well hello. I love surprises just as much as the next guy . Why dont you give me your address and tell me where you leave your extra key to the front door ?? Some night when you're not expecting it, I'll sneak in with dark clothing on with a black ski mask and hide behind a curtain until you come home. When you close the door and turn the light on, I'll jump out from behind the curtain and yell SURPRISE !!! If you survive the shock, we can sit down and laugh about it over a glass of wine, if not I'll be sure to call 911 on my way out. What do you say ??

Her reply : if you contact me again, I'll alert the local police !!


Geez !! Try to make a friend and they get all testy on you !!

[vols fan]

Title of her profile: looking for someone to surprise me !!!

My response: Well hello. I love surprises just as much as the next guy . Why dont you give me your address and tell me where you leave your extra key to the front door ?? Some night when you're not expecting it, I'll sneak in with dark clothing on with a black ski mask and hide behind a curtain until you come home. When you close the door and turn the light on, I'll jump out from behind the curtain and yell SURPRISE !!! If you survive the shock, we can sit down and laugh about it over a glass of wine, if not I'll be sure to call 911 on my way out. What do you say ??

Her reply : if you contact me again, I'll alert the local police !!


Geez !! Try to make a friend and they get all testy on you !!

That's the funniest thing I have ever read

[insidethe8thpol]

That's the funniest thing I have ever read

I wish I still had the messages from this one where her profile said : Dog lover wanted !! So I told her I have done some crazy and kinky shit in my life but before I can consider, would she mind sending me the measurements and what type of dog it is ??

[BettorsChat]

35 yrs old with joint custody so I have the kids 15 days of the 30 in a month. It's just hard to find a girl that don't have 3 kids that I have no intrest in raising her children or it's a younger girl with no children who don't understand why I put my kids before her. I just thought maybe a dating site would kinda help someone in my situation.

Are you willing to have more kids with a younger woman?

[BettorsChat]

Title of her profile: looking for someone to surprise me !!!

My response: Well hello. I love surprises just as much as the next guy . Why dont you give me your address and tell me where you leave your extra key to the front door ?? Some night when you're not expecting it, I'll sneak in with dark clothing on with a black ski mask and hide behind a curtain until you come home. When you close the door and turn the light on, I'll jump out from behind the curtain and yell SURPRISE !!! If you survive the shock, we can sit down and laugh about it over a glass of wine, if not I'll be sure to call 911 on my way out. What do you say ??

Her reply : if you contact me again, I'll alert the local police !!


Geez !! Try to make a friend and they get all testy on you !!

[BettorsChat]

I wish I still had the messages from this one where her profile said : Dog lover wanted !! So I told her I have done some crazy and kinky shit in my life but before I can consider, would she mind sending me the measurements and what type of dog it is ??

What site are you on?

[vols fan]

Are you willing to have more kids with a younger woman?

I am definitely not ruling out anymore kids if she's younger. Hell at 35 if I met someone my age or 36 or even 37 I wouldn't rule it out. I have two awesome boys but I wouldn't mind having a daddy's little girl either. I think I might try a site just to see what happens.

[Spark]

I wish I still had the messages from this one where her profile said : Dog lover wanted !! So I told her I have done some crazy and kinky shit in my life but before I can consider, would she mind sending me the measurements and what type of dog it is ??

OMG!!!

[jcindaville]

People are just plain rude !!

This woman has a title to her profile that reads:

What kind of bait do we use around here ??

So I sent her a message: How about using your Snapper ?? Please send pics of said Snapper for approval.

She replies: you are a fucking disgusting PIG !!!!

I said: I'm sorry that you feel that way especially since you asked the question. BTW, will you still be sending over the pics ??

BahahahAhA

[kbsooner21]

This guy is a freaking nut

[jcindaville]

35 yrs old with joint custody so I have the kids 15 days of the 30 in a month. It's just hard to find a girl that don't have 3 kids that I have no intrest in raising her children or it's a younger girl with no children who don't understand why I put my kids before her. I just thought maybe a dating site would kinda help someone in my situation.

It's a job to find a decent one, believe me, I did all the dating sites and women have crazy ass expectations of us men. They think the world owes them a millionaire, big cock, 6'2" athletic stud who is God fearing but also a player at the same time.

What do these women bring to the table................ Their pussy!

30-60 lbs of fatness equally distributed over their ugly self
2-5 kids, no job, herpes, bad teeth, hate men, blown out puss, and no house.

But, because they been shit on, they deserve a knight in shining armori

[jcindaville]

I am definitely not ruling out anymore kids if she's younger. Hell at 35 if I met someone my age or 36 or even 37 I wouldn't rule it out. I have two awesome boys but I wouldn't mind having a daddy's little girl either. I think I might try a site just to see what happens.

Plenty of fish

It's free and you will have a great time

[ToDaClub]

It's a job to find a decent one, believe me, I did all the dating sites and women have crazy ass expectations of us men. They think the world owes them a millionaire, big cock, 6'2" athletic stud who is God fearing but also a player at the same time.

There's only 1 Club, but he lives in North Dakota, so he has a strike against him too!

Yea, I guess if I lived somewhere else, I would need body guards to keep them away.

[kbsooner21]

Yea, I guess if I lived somewhere else, I would need body guards to keep them away.

I hear ya Tan man!

[KazDog]

It's a job to find a decent one, believe me, I did all the dating sites and women have crazy ass expectations of us men. They think the world owes them a millionaire, big cock, 6'2" athletic stud who is God fearing but also a player at the same time.

What do these women bring to the table................ Their pussy!

30-60 lbs of fatness equally distributed over their ugly self
2-5 kids, no job, herpes, bad teeth, hate men, blown out puss, and no house.

But, because they been shit on, they deserve a knight in shining armori

Right on the money bro...

KAZ