Appropriate Dating Site Chat ??

[insidethe8thpol]

I know some of you guys are single (and if you're not, you think you are fucking better than us ?? ) so I want to know if you think what I said to some woman was appropriate on a Dating site ?? Now before I go any further, I just want to clear the record and state that I'm really not looking to date as I am just seeing whats out there.

Now for those of you who have been on these sites, you read some pretty stupid shit by these women. You know the usual: must have honesty, no players, must like this, that & the other. You havent even gone out for a drink with the ho & she is already telling you what the fuck to do !!

OK. so this lady puts as her title:

CUPID ONLY MISSES SOMETIMES !!!!!

So I responded with:

Cupid must have had his UGLY radar turned on his arrows because I dont see any holes in you !!

Now she comes back with:

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE !!

Now what I think she said to me was way out of line !!
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This lady has a few pics up & 1 is with her 19 year old daughter and the woman says she likes to cuddle

so I responded with:

if we get together for a drink and go back to your place to cuddle, does your daughter like to cuddle too & would you mind if I ask her to join us ??

she says:

WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SICK PERVERT !!

I said:

no, just horny !!

[tech fan]

[bryce]

Good shit Pol!

Just go to fling. Everything goes there!!

Lol! I needed that laugh! Thanks

[insidethe8thpol]

OK. Here is 1 that always gets a response !!

There is a place to say what you would like to do on a 1st Date. So I wrote this:

Stop by my parole officers place and remind him if he tells anyone I took off my tracking bracelet, he's going to have a serious problem! AGAIN !!

You dont know how many responses of: So how many years have you served ?? I have gotten.

[bryce]

[bryce]

Pol??

Is that all you got??

[ToDaClub]

Spark is there for ya buddy!

Spark.com | Making online dating easy and fun for singles like you!

If you have any questions, just ask him, no one has been around longer or witnessed more relationships. He helped 4 Pharaohs, multiple Caesars, King George, etc...

[bryce]

Spark.com | Making online dating easy and fun for singles like you!

If you have any questions, just ask him, no one has been around longer or witnessed more relationships. He helped 4 Pharaohs, multiple Caesars, King George, etc...

Poor Spark!

[insidethe8thpol]

Spark.com | Making online dating easy and fun for singles like you!

If you have any questions, just ask him, no one has been around longer or witnessed more relationships. He helped 4 Pharaohs, multiple Caesars, King George, etc...

Thats just wrong club, just wrong !!

[insidethe8thpol]

Pol??

Is that all you got??

I havent been questioned on my "Interests" yet, but here they are:

My interests:

Women who wear Garlic Perfume

Vampires who grill a good steak

Ants who march in a straight line

Anteaters who are vegetarians

Mimes who dont talk

[bryce]

I havent been questioned on my "Interests" yet, but here they are:

My interests:

Women who wear Garlic Perfume

Vampires who grill a good steak

Ants who march in a straight line

Anteaters who are vegetarians

Mimes who dont talk

Well most women love to laugh but they just may think you are just a sick bastard!! Which they may be onto something!!

[insidethe8thpol]

Well most women love to laugh but they just may think you are just a sick bastard!! Which they may be onto something!!

They could be thinking that !!

I just do it because some of these women think their shit dont stink. 1 even had the gall to post exactly how she wanted a man to respond to her or she would delete the message . I am working on her

Other than that, I have talked to a few who are just there to chat, so no big deal.

I'll have to tell you about the 1 I had to kick the fuck out my house a few months back

[bryce]

Yes I worry about them sites. Even when I was single I couldn't bring myself to do it!
Never know what your going to get but I guess the same can be said about anyone no matter how you meet them!

[ToDaClub]

Pol, just remember the best way to get a gal back to your place is to ask her, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[insidethe8thpol]

Pol, just remember the best way to get a gal back to your place is to ask her, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

I tried that and she responded, " does this badge look like I pulled it out of a Cracker Jack box ?!"