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[musclemann]

Brainy Beauty Looking to be Spoiled - 24 (Campbellsville)

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Date: 2010-05-04, 3:22AM EDT

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I'm looking for a reasonably attractive, intellectually stimulating gentleman in need of female companionship of a friends with benefits variety. Those benefits work both ways, however, and this gentleman should be in a willing and in a position to take care of the woman in his life. I'm attracted to white males around the age range of 30-40, though that range isn't set in stone depending on the gentleman in question. For obvious reasons I do not feel comfortable posting my photograph on these kinds of adsBecause i am fat. Men who are attracted to stick thin women need not apply(Again, I am shamoo the whale). I am comfortable in a variety of settings, from the formal to the casual/informal and I know how to conduct myself with poise and charisma in either. Any similarly minded men who would be interested in such an arrangement, feel free to let me know.

Bro you may hate to hear me say this but the easiest place to find a half decent women is at probably one of your christian churches in your area.

Just join one of the singles group and im sure you will meet a halfway decent woman who believes in God and is looking for a good guy. In the meantime you will feel good giving God and Jesus their due(which im pretty sure you already do) and probably will meet a decent lady to boot. These dating sites are jokes and dating is pretty expensive.

The girls at church usually have already played their little games and are at the point that they just want to meet a God fearing educated man. Not always the case but ill bet you that you have a better shot at a young christian or non denominational church than on match.com


goodluck j.c

[jcindaville]

Bro you may hate to hear me say this but the easiest place to find a half decent women is at probably one of your christian churches in your area.

Just join one of the singles group and im sure you will meet a halfway decent woman who believes in God and is looking for a good guy. In the meantime you will feel good giving God and Jesus their due(which im pretty sure you already do) and probably will meet a decent lady to boot. These dating sites are jokes and dating is pretty expensive.

The girls at church usually have already played their little games and are at the point that they just want to meet a God fearing educated man. Not always the case but ill bet you that you have a better shot at a young christian or non denominational church than on match.com


goodluck j.c

I know your right MM, i go to church every Sunday, good church too. They have a Wednesday night singles group that i am fixing to join, I will keep you posted. I now just enjoy the fun I have at the dating sites watching all of these dumb ass women and there statements and what they must have

Hope all is well in Chicago land bro.

[jcindaville]

I guess she had her kids when she was 11 or 12

Tired of Games? Not a Cheater? - 30 (Germantown)

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Date: 2010-05-05, 8:16AM EDT

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I am a professional woman who has grown tired of the bullshit. I have 2 children, recently graduated from college, however, I will be returning in the Fall. I'm seeking a partner, a husband, a friend. I am light-skinned, petitie... most consider me attractive, however I want you to see past my phat ass, coke bottle shape and pretty face. I'd like for you to see me.

I've never dated outside the Black race....................................... today, is a new day. I am so sick, tired and have lost hope and optimistim in Black men. I like a man who has swagg, confidence, is professional and handsome himself. People ask me if i have a type.. no not really. I am a short woman 5'3, so I dont care for really tall men, like 6'0 and over... Im physical and like to do physcial things, so I guess you'd have to be in shape or be HWP.

Im a good girl, thats been dealt to many bad hands... and Im just tired. Tired of being alone.

I do have pics, didn't want to post. I am a professional and I dont want my business all out there like that.

So.... if I sound interesting and you'd like to get ot know me.......... Hit me! I'd love to get together for something... anything... crab legs & beer, football, pool, jazz, exercising, running... whatever. I am cultured and versitile.

WHERE ARE YOU AT BABY?

I only altered the size of her age, not the age. Her kids are in college and she is 30, damn she got started early

[jcindaville]

Shit, just reread it, never mind, she didnt have them when she was 12

LOL

[Wagon Circler]

Bro you may hate to hear me say this but the easiest place to find a half decent women is at probably one of your christian churches in your area.

Just join one of the singles group and im sure you will meet a halfway decent woman who believes in God and is looking for a good guy. In the meantime you will feel good giving God and Jesus their due(which im pretty sure you already do) and probably will meet a decent lady to boot. These dating sites are jokes and dating is pretty expensive.

The girls at church usually have already played their little games and are at the point that they just want to meet a God fearing educated man. Not always the case but ill bet you that you have a better shot at a young christian or non denominational church than on match.com



goodluck j.c

why would anyone want to date a girl who believes in god

[BattersUp!]

Ok guys, many of you here know that I have been recently divorced, for those of you who didnt, well guess now you do.

If any of you are in the same boat, I am here to give some free and painful lessons learned to hopefully save you some time from being wasted if you try internet dating.

First and foremost, 85 % of American women from the ages of 32- 45 who have had at least 2 kids are obese.

American women want to be accepted for being obese, there is more of them to love.

They want Romeo to ride in on his white horse and sweep them off of there feet. Well the problem is they weigh a hundred and 90 lbs and they are 5 ft 3 so you might make sure you have a strong back and a Clydesdale to pick up there fat ass!

Here is some lingo correctly deciphered for you so you wont learn the painful way as I had to.

Thin = no ass or tits
Average means size 12 or 40- 60 lbs overweight
A few extra pounds means 60-100 lbs overweight
BBW means fucking Shamoo the whale
Athletic means hot, there are only like 1% of those between the ages of 32-45 and you and me are not getting that!

If they say they like to cook...... they are fat
If they show only a head shot.... they are fat
If they say I want a man to love me for me....they are fat
If they say no booty calls.... they fuck on the second date
If they say are there any good men left... Man hater and they dont put out, they want to be treated like a princess and they dont swallow. Run very fast from these lazy no putting out bitches!
If they say they like to dance, well they will bang on the first date, but who really wants to spend two hours dancing like some fag to get some puss from a chick who needs to lose 40 lbs anyways.


Men, in a nutshell you are best to put up with the behemoth you have at home, trust me on this topic. My recommedations would be to drink less, gamble less, actually talk to your female from time to time and be glad that you get to mount her at least once a month. The alternatives could be worst

Being single does have some advantages, I can do a home and home with anyone at BC whenever I want

Fuck you Kaz and KB

This thread will be an ongoing testament to my quest to find another mrs jcindaville, stay tuned for more exciting teaching from me, single jc

Wow, nice teachings you have there jc. But some tips are funny. Haha!

[musclemann]

Tired of Games? Not a Cheater? - 30 (Germantown)

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Date: 2010-05-05, 8:16AM EDT

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I am a professional woman who has grown tired of the bullshit. I have 2 children, recently graduated from college, however, I will be returning in the Fall. I'm seeking a partner, a husband, a friend. I am light-skinned, petitie... most consider me attractive, however I want you to see past my phat ass, coke bottle shape and pretty face. I'd like for you to see me.

I've never dated outside the Black race....................................... today, is a new day. I am so sick, tired and have lost hope and optimistim in Black men. I like a man who has swagg, confidence, is professional and handsome himself. People ask me if i have a type.. no not really. I am a short woman 5'3, so I dont care for really tall men, like 6'0 and over... Im physical and like to do physcial things, so I guess you'd have to be in shape or be HWP.

Im a good girl, thats been dealt to many bad hands... and Im just tired. Tired of being alone.

I do have pics, didn't want to post. I am a professional and I dont want my business all out there like that.

So.... if I sound interesting and you'd like to get ot know me.......... Hit me! I'd love to get together for something... anything... crab legs & beer, football, pool, jazz, exercising, running... whatever. I am cultured and versitile.

WHERE ARE YOU AT BABY?

I only altered the size of her age, not the age. Her kids are in college and she is 30, damn she got started early

at least she cultured........
sounds like a winner to me.
This has to be around memphis...........Some of the brothers down there are straight from the west side of chicago.

Stay away j.c

[BettorsChat]

[jcindaville]

Another one of my favorite lines by women

I have two boys 15 & 11 my kids are my life. I'm fun loving just lookn for a good man who knows how to treat a woman like a lady. NOT LOOKN FOR SEX if thats all you want keep movin.Love the outdoors,movies,nascar #19 is my fav, camping ,haning out with friends and family. Like just about all music........

Well honey, if your kids are your life, WTF are you doing looking for a man, you have your life in your kids!

What this means is that kids are MORE IMPORTANT than you, so you best know that up front because if you make the mistake of getting long term with this woman, those little bastards will make your life a living hell!

And as you can see, you wont be getting no pussy either. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Run men, run whenever you see the bullshit line of "My kids are my world, or my life Run, go the other way, she is a no putting out, kids run the roost nag who will make you miserable like you were when you were married!

The other line in bold, I am a fun loving lady, that = AS LONG AS YOU DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, I AM FUN. Looking for a good man who knows how to treat a lady = GOOD LOOKING MAN, IN SHAPE, GREAT JOB, BIG COCK, GOOD COOK, WHO KNOWS THAT I HAVE A VAGINA SO YOU BEST DO AS I SAY IF YOU WANT IN IT

Men, i started this thread to help anyone dating on line, if I help just one of you poor bastards I will feel my thread was a success.

God bless us, we are in a battle of epic proportions, fighting an enemy armed with the most deadly weapon known to man.

A PUSSY

[baseballdave]

I have two boys 15 & 11 my kids are my life. I'm fun loving just lookn for a good man who knows how to treat a woman like a lady. NOT LOOKN FOR SEX if thats all you want keep movin.Love the outdoors,movies,nascar #19 is my fav, camping ,haning out with friends and family. Like just about all music........

Well honey, if your kids are your life, WTF are you doing looking for a man, you have your life in your kids!

What this means is that kids are MORE IMPORTANT than you, so you best know that up front because if you make the mistake of getting long term with this woman, those little bastards will make your life a living hell!

And as you can see, you wont be getting no pussy either. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Run men, run whenever you see the bullshit line of "My kids are my world, or my life Run, go the other way, she is a no putting out, kids run the roost nag who will make you miserable like you were when you were married!

The other line in bold, I am a fun loving lady, that = AS LONG AS YOU DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, I AM FUN. Looking for a good man who knows how to treat a lady = GOOD LOOKING MAN, IN SHAPE, GREAT JOB, BIG COCK, GOOD COOK, WHO KNOWS THAT I HAVE A VAGINA SO YOU BEST DO AS I SAY IF YOU WANT IN IT

Men, i started this thread to help anyone dating on line, if I help just one of you poor bastards I will feel my thread was a success.

God bless us, we are in a battle of epic proportions, fighting an enemy armed with the most deadly weapon known to man.

A PUSSY

Want to borrow a goat ??

[BettorsChat]

I have two boys 15 & 11 my kids are my life. I'm fun loving just lookn for a good man who knows how to treat a woman like a lady. NOT LOOKN FOR SEX if thats all you want keep movin.Love the outdoors,movies,nascar #19 is my fav, camping ,haning out with friends and family. Like just about all music........

Well honey, if your kids are your life, WTF are you doing looking for a man, you have your life in your kids!

What this means is that kids are MORE IMPORTANT than you, so you best know that up front because if you make the mistake of getting long term with this woman, those little bastards will make your life a living hell!

And as you can see, you wont be getting no pussy either. Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Run men, run whenever you see the bullshit line of "My kids are my world, or my life Run, go the other way, she is a no putting out, kids run the roost nag who will make you miserable like you were when you were married!

The other line in bold, I am a fun loving lady, that = AS LONG AS YOU DO WHAT I WANT, WHEN I WANT, I AM FUN. Looking for a good man who knows how to treat a lady = GOOD LOOKING MAN, IN SHAPE, GREAT JOB, BIG COCK, GOOD COOK, WHO KNOWS THAT I HAVE A VAGINA SO YOU BEST DO AS I SAY IF YOU WANT IN IT

Men, i started this thread to help anyone dating on line, if I help just one of you poor bastards I will feel my thread was a success.

God bless us, we are in a battle of epic proportions, fighting an enemy armed with the most deadly weapon known to man.

A PUSSY

Are you throwing in the towel?

[baseballdave]

Are you throwing in the towel?

that towel is used to wipe up after his right hand !!!

[jcindaville]

JC have you tried Free Online Dating at Plentyoffish.com

Yes Monte i have, not bad for free, but its all the same buddy.

I hope you are feeling better health wise these days.

Thanks for trying to be helpful, i appreciate it

[jcindaville]

why would anyone want to date a girl who believes in god

Well, because I do, and if you dont, thats cool with me.

Each to his own

[jcindaville]

Are you throwing in the towel?

I am almost there

Checking out farm animals now, seems to work for Dave