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Ok guys, many of you here know that I have been recently divorced, for those of you who didnt, well guess now you do.
If any of you are in the same boat, I am here to give some free and painful lessons learned to hopefully save you some time from being wasted if you try internet dating.
First and foremost, 85 % of American women from the ages of 32- 45 who have had at least 2 kids are obese.
American women want to be accepted for being obese, there is more of them to love.
They want Romeo to ride in on his white horse and sweep them off of there feet. Well the problem is they weigh a hundred and 90 lbs and they are 5 ft 3 so you might make sure you have a strong back and a Clydesdale to pick up there fat ass!
Here is some lingo correctly deciphered for you so you wont learn the painful way as I had to.
Thin = no ass or tits
Average means size 12 or 40- 60 lbs overweight
A few extra pounds means 60-100 lbs overweight
BBW means fucking Shamoo the whale
Athletic means hot, there are only like 1% of those between the ages of 32-45 and you and me are not getting that!
If they say they like to cook...... they are fat
If they show only a head shot.... they are fat
If they say I want a man to love me for me....they are fat
If they say no booty calls.... they fuck on the second date
If they say are there any good men left... Man hater and they dont put out, they want to be treated like a princess and they dont swallow. Run very fast from these lazy no putting out bitches!
If they say they like to dance, well they will bang on the first date, but who really wants to spend two hours dancing like some fag to get some puss from a chick who needs to lose 40 lbs anyways.
Men, in a nutshell you are best to put up with the behemoth you have at home, trust me on this topic. My recommedations would be to drink less, gamble less, actually talk to your female from time to time and be glad that you get to mount her at least once a month. The alternatives could be worst
Being single does have some advantages, I can do a home and home with anyone at BC whenever I want
Fuck you Kaz and KB
This thread will be an ongoing testament to my quest to find another mrs jcindaville, stay tuned for more exciting teaching from me, single jc
If any of you are in the same boat, I am here to give some free and painful lessons learned to hopefully save you some time from being wasted if you try internet dating.
First and foremost, 85 % of American women from the ages of 32- 45 who have had at least 2 kids are obese.
American women want to be accepted for being obese, there is more of them to love.
They want Romeo to ride in on his white horse and sweep them off of there feet. Well the problem is they weigh a hundred and 90 lbs and they are 5 ft 3 so you might make sure you have a strong back and a Clydesdale to pick up there fat ass!
Here is some lingo correctly deciphered for you so you wont learn the painful way as I had to.
Thin = no ass or tits
Average means size 12 or 40- 60 lbs overweight
A few extra pounds means 60-100 lbs overweight
BBW means fucking Shamoo the whale
Athletic means hot, there are only like 1% of those between the ages of 32-45 and you and me are not getting that!
If they say they like to cook...... they are fat
If they show only a head shot.... they are fat
If they say I want a man to love me for me....they are fat
If they say no booty calls.... they fuck on the second date
If they say are there any good men left... Man hater and they dont put out, they want to be treated like a princess and they dont swallow. Run very fast from these lazy no putting out bitches!
If they say they like to dance, well they will bang on the first date, but who really wants to spend two hours dancing like some fag to get some puss from a chick who needs to lose 40 lbs anyways.
Men, in a nutshell you are best to put up with the behemoth you have at home, trust me on this topic. My recommedations would be to drink less, gamble less, actually talk to your female from time to time and be glad that you get to mount her at least once a month. The alternatives could be worst
Being single does have some advantages, I can do a home and home with anyone at BC whenever I want
Fuck you Kaz and KB
This thread will be an ongoing testament to my quest to find another mrs jcindaville, stay tuned for more exciting teaching from me, single jc
BBW means she's fucking Shamoo the whale had me falling off my chair laughing..
All the best buddy!!!
NBA is a joke
PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !! 
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