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[jcindaville]

that towel is used to wipe up after his right hand !!!

If your going to ridicule me, get it correct. Its my left hand, smacking is the only thing i do lefty, dont ax me why

[jcindaville]

More insight fellas in reading what is behind the words

Alright...here goes. I am tired of games that men like to play( POT MEET KETTLE, OR VITTERD LOOK IN THE MIRROR. I would prefer for someone to just tell me like it is if you aren't interested instead of leadng me onJust say im fat already. I am 34 years old and getting too old to be playing games.Liar, Liar, you bitches play games till they put 6 ft of dirt over you I have never been married or have any kids although I absolutely love them!If you really loved them, you would have had some, again, liar Mr. RIGHT has not yet come my way and I am not willing to settle for just anyone!I havent been able to trap and dumb fool yet into marrying my large sasquatch looking ass I enjoy anything to do with the outdoors whether it be relaxing by the pool or riding 4 wheelers in the mud, I've even been known to go hunting on occasion too...but not too good because I can't stay quite for that long...ha!I cant ever shut the fuck up, i must dominate every conversation I am a huge UK fan and absolutely love UK sports and everything that goes along with it!( well there you go, that explains really how fucking stupid she is) I am very outgoing and fun-loving. If interested send me a message and well see what happens.( What will happen, she will suck the life out of you, have a kid, get even fatter, and then you will still be back to banging your left hand when horny)





There fellas, its broken down for you in man language!

Monte, this one is from POF

[baseballdave]

If your going to ridicule me, get it correct. Its my left hand, smacking is the only thing i do lefty, dont ax me why

I knew you went both ways !!!!!

[baseballdave]

Alright...here goes. I am tired of games that men like to play( POT MEET KETTLE, OR VITTERD LOOK IN THE MIRROR. I would prefer for someone to just tell me like it is if you aren't interested instead of leadng me onJust say im fat already. I am 34 years old and getting too old to be playing games.Liar, Liar, you bitches play games till they put 6 ft of dirt over you I have never been married or have any kids although I absolutely love them!If you really loved them, you would have had some, again, liar Mr. RIGHT has not yet come my way and I am not willing to settle for just anyone!I havent been able to trap and dumb fool yet into marrying my large sasquatch looking ass I enjoy anything to do with the outdoors whether it be relaxing by the pool or riding 4 wheelers in the mud, I've even been known to go hunting on occasion too...but not too good because I can't stay quite for that long...ha!I cant ever shut the fuck up, i must dominate every conversation I am a huge UK fan and absolutely love UK sports and everything that goes along with it!( well there you go, that explains really how fucking stupid she is) I am very outgoing and fun-loving. If interested send me a message and well see what happens.( What will happen, she will suck the life out of you, have a kid, get even fatter, and then you will still be back to banging your left hand when horny)





There fellas, its broken down for you in man language!

Monte, this one is from POF

sounds like my ex wife !!!

[jcindaville]

Again with the good man shit!

Is there a good MAN left (repeat) MAN

She repeats MAN! Her profile didnt define a man, i will show you some shots of her that might make you think she is one

Here men is the new definition of Average as far as body types go in America. Average is mainly big hips, and those fat arms that look like bat wings. Thick legs, big ass, and large breast but only cause there fat, if they lose weight the tits go back to the A cup they were before they got heavy

Average can be bigger, but generally speaking this is average. For a 5 ft 3 woman, 150-165 is typically about average

About Me Im a single mother of two children. (so if you dont do kids) move on.(well i dont do kids, i am not michael jackson) Enjoy good conversation with someone who is mature and can hold a good conversation and that is not into drama or playing games im to old...Any other ?'s just ask.(Great job of selling yourself honey)

Now she says she wants a man, maybe its because she looks like one




This is pure comedy to me now, I honestly love reading these profiles. These women wonder why they are single

I at least know why i am single, cause i am ugly

[jcindaville]

I knew you went both ways !!!!!

bahahahahahahahahahaha

[jcindaville]

Her body type said AVERAGE



Average, this is average guys, guess I didnt understand average, to me, this is fat. This is BBW IMO, LOL

And i dont agree with BBW meaning Big Beautiful Woman, I think Big Buttugly Woman

The average one is on the left

[musclemann]

Average, this is average guys, guess I didnt understand average, to me, this is fat. This is BBW IMO, LOL

And i dont agree with BBW meaning Big Beautiful Woman, I think Big Buttugly Woman

The average one is on the left

BIG BUTTUGLY WOMEN......BBW

ITS LIKE FINDING A NEEDLE IN HAYSTACK ON THESES DATING SITES BRO...........

[BettorsChat]

Oh, I forgot craiglist.org is free too

[kbsooner21]

Alright...here goes. I am tired of games that men like to play( POT MEET KETTLE, OR VITTERD LOOK IN THE MIRROR. I would prefer for someone to just tell me like it is if you aren't interested instead of leadng me onJust say im fat already. I am 34 years old and getting too old to be playing games.Liar, Liar, you bitches play games till they put 6 ft of dirt over you I have never been married or have any kids although I absolutely love them!If you really loved them, you would have had some, again, liar Mr. RIGHT has not yet come my way and I am not willing to settle for just anyone!I havent been able to trap and dumb fool yet into marrying my large sasquatch looking ass I enjoy anything to do with the outdoors whether it be relaxing by the pool or riding 4 wheelers in the mud, I've even been known to go hunting on occasion too...but not too good because I can't stay quite for that long...ha!I cant ever shut the fuck up, i must dominate every conversation I am a huge UK fan and absolutely love UK sports and everything that goes along with it!( well there you go, that explains really how fucking stupid she is) I am very outgoing and fun-loving. If interested send me a message and well see what happens.( What will happen, she will suck the life out of you, have a kid, get even fatter, and then you will still be back to banging your left hand when horny)





There fellas, its broken down for you in man language!

Monte, this one is from POF

Holy shit JC! I'm in tears with your comments

[jcindaville]

Oh, I forgot craiglist.org is free too

That place is the best

[baseballdave]

I found this on the online dating site

"Man looking for a woman - I am in my forties. I don't smoke or drink. I do gamble some and I chat online at different forums.
I have recently had a gay tanning experience and I love it and I keep going back. When I masturbate, I use my left hand, just because I can have a different date everynight. I am pubeless in the crotch area because it makes my pee pee look bigger. I also have a mirror on my bedroom ceiling that "makes objects appear larger than they are in real life" so when we have sex, PLEASE stare at the mirror.
Even though I have a gay tan and am pubeless, I am picky about who I date. I want a woman/transvestite to be hot, mid 20's with nice tits. She needs to love having oral sex and also love A2M. (for those woman/transvestite who don't know, that is ass to mouth). This is VERY important to me for our relationship to continue.
After sex, which won't take long, I expect you to clean the house and cook and let me watch sports. I will let you know when it is A2M time again.
I have some friends with wierd names like Nex, Kaz, Baseballdave (really a great guy), Spark, KB, Dimer, etc., so you must also be friends with them.
Those interested please email me at JC@ A2M.com "

[jcindaville]

Omg bahahahahHHHahabaaaaa

I swear that's funny u asshole

[longnex]

I found this on the online dating site

"Man looking for a woman - I am in my forties. I don't smoke or drink. I do gamble some and I chat online at different forums.
I have recently had a gay tanning experience and I love it and I keep going back. When I masturbate, I use my left hand, just because I can have a different date everynight. I am pubeless in the crotch area because it makes my pee pee look bigger. I also have a mirror on my bedroom ceiling that "makes objects appear larger than they are in real life" so when we have sex, PLEASE stare at the mirror.
Even though I have a gay tan and am pubeless, I am picky about who I date. I want a woman/transvestite to be hot, mid 20's with nice tits. She needs to love having oral sex and also love A2M. (for those woman/transvestite who don't know, that is ass to mouth). This is VERY important to me for our relationship to continue.
After sex, which won't take long, I expect you to clean the house and cook and let me watch sports. I will let you know when it is A2M time again.
I have some friends with wierd names like Nex, Kaz, Baseballdave (really a great guy), Spark, KB, Dimer, etc., so you must also be friends with them.
Those interested please email me at JC@ A2M.com "

I heard JC got 3 replies already.

[ToDaClub]

I found this on the online dating site

"Man looking for a woman - I am in my forties. I don't smoke or drink. I do gamble some and I chat online at different forums.
I have recently had a gay tanning experience and I love it and I keep going back. When I masturbate, I use my left hand, just because I can have a different date everynight. I am pubeless in the crotch area because it makes my pee pee look bigger. I also have a mirror on my bedroom ceiling that "makes objects appear larger than they are in real life" so when we have sex, PLEASE stare at the mirror.
Even though I have a gay tan and am pubeless, I am picky about who I date. I want a woman/transvestite to be hot, mid 20's with nice tits. She needs to love having oral sex and also love A2M. (for those woman/transvestite who don't know, that is ass to mouth). This is VERY important to me for our relationship to continue.
After sex, which won't take long, I expect you to clean the house and cook and let me watch sports. I will let you know when it is A2M time again.
I have some friends with wierd names like Nex, Kaz, Baseballdave (really a great guy), Spark, KB, Dimer, etc., so you must also be friends with them.
Those interested please email me at JC@ A2M.com "

All time classic, move it now!!!!!!