Online Dating sites

[bryce]

If the girl is a 10 and looks high maintenence give her some kind of short and sweet greeting.kind of ignore her.she is used to everyone saying anything to bed her.even give her a somewhat rude complement like who dyed your hair looks like the tips are lighter than the roots.my sister colors hair you should go to her next time.


Trust me this will eat at that lady and even if you dont get her to go home with you that night next time you see her she will try to impress you just dont take the bait.


The one girl from the playboy mansion married to hank baskett said on leno the other night when asked what attracted you to hank? She said,he was the only one at the party that night that did not ask me for my number.


Trust me this works

Totally agree with this one---

The chase is better than the catch for a lot of women!

[grandmama]

Ok guys, many of you here know that I have been recently divorced, for those of you who didnt, well guess now you do.

If any of you are in the same boat, I am here to give some free and painful lessons learned to hopefully save you some time from being wasted if you try internet dating.

First and foremost, 85 % of American women from the ages of 32- 45 who have had at least 2 kids are obese.

American women want to be accepted for being obese, there is more of them to love.

They want Romeo to ride in on his white horse and sweep them off of there feet. Well the problem is they weigh a hundred and 90 lbs and they are 5 ft 3 so you might make sure you have a strong back and a Clydesdale to pick up there fat ass!

Here is some lingo correctly deciphered for you so you wont learn the painful way as I had to.

Thin = no ass or tits
Average means size 12 or 40- 60 lbs overweight
A few extra pounds means 60-100 lbs overweight
BBW means fucking Shamoo the whale
Athletic means hot, there are only like 1% of those between the ages of 32-45 and you and me are not getting that!

If they say they like to cook...... they are fat
If they show only a head shot.... they are fat
If they say I want a man to love me for me....they are fat
If they say no booty calls.... they fuck on the second date
If they say are there any good men left... Man hater and they dont put out, they want to be treated like a princess and they dont swallow. Run very fast from these lazy no putting out bitches!
If they say they like to dance, well they will bang on the first date, but who really wants to spend two hours dancing like some fag to get some puss from a chick who needs to lose 40 lbs anyways.


Men, in a nutshell you are best to put up with the behemoth you have at home, trust me on this topic. My recommedations would be to drink less, gamble less, actually talk to your female from time to time and be glad that you get to mount her at least once a month. The alternatives could be worst

Being single does have some advantages, I can do a home and home with anyone at BC whenever I want

Fuck you Kaz and KB

This thread will be an ongoing testament to my quest to find another mrs jcindaville, stay tuned for more exciting teaching from me, single jc

I'm still laughingmy ass off. great post.

[grandmama]

Thanks for proving me right. Lol

Didn't you just get banned for threatening a mod tough guy ?

just found your pic that you put on Eharmony Sterntroll.

http://blogs.setonhill.edu/DenamarieErcolani/troll.jpg

[vols fan]

just found your pic that you put on Eharmony Sterntroll.

http://blogs.setonhill.edu/DenamarieErcolani/troll.jpg

[grandmama]

I'm sorry for talking to someone else, I know we talked about this. you're still #1 in my book...BTW, you have me a ticket for the Bama/Vols game this October?

[jcindaville]

Try a 30 pack on Natty Light, a pack of Pall M all's, and a sandbag ash tray. Works for me.

Signed,

Nex

Omg!!! Bahahahahahahahahaha

[wayne1218]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

She has NO RIGHT to be picky!

[jcindaville]

She has NO RIGHT to be picky!

Most of them don't brother, they think their vagina is gold!

Lol

it's a learning experience, that is for sure!

[vols fan]

I'm sorry for talking to someone else, I know we talked about this. you're still #1 in my book...BTW, you have me a ticket for the Bama/Vols game this October?

GM,I swear to God I was trying to post the and somehow must have clicked on the .I thought it was a funny post.I was at work and was busy and did it too fast I guess.

[buddyluv1968]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

Hey JC do you have her phone #? I like the brick shaped women......

[Spark]

Hey JC do you have her phone #? I like the brick shaped women......

Brick shaped??? You mean pillow shaped ...



I would think that is your typical online chick ....

[vols fan]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

Seems to me she needs to get away from the fridge.If you get your picture taken in front of a fridge, you a fat fuck
Shes a mom and only 5 pics on the fridge of her kid or anything else for that matter.WTF A real mom would have shit all over the fridge

[BettorsChat]

What's wrong with Craigslist???? Those girls are real right????

Never tried so I don't know thus my reason for asking if you were kidding.

[musclemann]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

atm territory or what j.c?because anything else is out of the question.............

[baseballdave]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

what's wrong with her? give her my number !!! you think fucking goats is fun??!!!