I'm going to give KB one last chance to redeem himself....Now KB, All joking aside, You really didn't get a hood for xmas did you???
Hey Doc, go Fuck yourself! You think I give a fuck what you think about my xmas presents??? HELL NO! I fucking like it and enjoyed it. You want to keep ragging on me, I don't give a fuck, have at it. You're so fucking high and mighty, what did you get??? A pair of Scooby Doo Underoos to match the Mystery Van?? Miserable piece of dogshit...
Hey Doc, go Fuck yourself! You think I give a fuck what you think about my xmas presents??? HELL NO! I fucking like it and enjoyed it. You want to keep ragging on me, I don't give a fuck, have at it. You're so fucking high and mighty, what did you get??? A pair of Scooby Doo Underoos to match the Mystery Van?? Miserable piece of dogshit... who has no chick, who couldnt get laid in a whore house with a fist full of 50's, you cocksucking bover wannabe ass pirate. i hate you and your entire family. fuck off asshat. just die already you waste of human space. YOU SUCK AT LIFE!!!!!!!
wow damn kb why dont you tell him how you really feel.. OUCH!!!!!
I can picture it now how kb's xmas morning was. (use your best red neck voice when reading)
KB's dad: mornin everyone.
kb's dad: AAA der kyle
2 ppl in unicen say "yeah paw pa"
KB's dad: I aint talkin to you k slab i speakin to kyle. Is your name kyle?
kslab: actually paw pa my name is kyle
KBs Dad: well dat dare aint my fault son. just keep your trap shut i is talkin too kyle dang gone it
KBs Dad: so where were I....oh yeah,oh yeah.....kyle son do you see dat dare hood lying outside dare up against dat tree?
kb.....yes paw pa i sure do.
KB's dad: well son dat dare rusted out old hood is from kyle busch's car.
KB: (eyes light up) wow paw pa really? that is simply amazing geez wiz i gotta go out dare and get a closer look at it.
KB's dad: yep err son dat dare hood is a one of a kind from the busch's car from his dirt track days back in arkansas. its from 1999. it be a bit dare worn out in some spots but it'll shine up nicely wit some turtle wax and alil ebow greese.
KB: wow this is the best christmas ever paw pa. thank you so much.
kb's dad: your welcome son i done love you......now do you paw pa a favor and go pour me a tall glass of moonshine
Now that thar's funny ! I don't care what kinda Furry Bush ya got ....
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