Spark was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard Meg's voice urgently warning him, "Spark, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on I-80. Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Spark, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
Guys .... It is so hot down here that I wouldn't even go outside if my house caught on fire ..... Heat index is 110, and it's offically not summer yet. That water in the Gulf Of Mexico is nice and warm now ... And we all know what likes warm water
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
Guys .... It is so hot down here that I wouldn't even go outside if my house caught on fire ..... Heat index is 110, and it's offically not summer yet. That water in the Gulf Of Mexico is nice and warm now ... And we all know what likes warm water
I feel for you. I did some weed eating last night right as the sun was going down until i couldn't see and I still looked like I jumped in a swimming pool when I was done as late as I waited. The humidity here is horrid, I can only imagine down there
Guys .... It is so hot down here that I wouldn't even go outside if my house caught on fire ..... Heat index is 110, and it's offically not summer yet. That water in the Gulf Of Mexico is nice and warm now ... And we all know what likes warm water
I hear ya...its like 90 degrees here today....TOO HUMID...yeat thats right 90 degrees in Canada....
For all of you who dont know....during the sprig and summer seasons it does get hot....real hot....but in the winter it also gets cold....real cold....
Spark went to see his doctor and asked for a ************ of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" Spark answered, "Just a few, but cut each one into four pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you any good." Spark said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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