Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Lsufan]

did u read my title and signature

Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Lsufan]

Now that JC is back, it's story time!!!!


After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, when JC got back from Canada he went to his physician and told him that he and his Cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

JC said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So JC went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"



At which point, JC paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Oklahoma (KB), Tennessee , Alabama, Arkansas , Mississippi , Florida , West Virginia and Washington , DC.

[jcindaville]

Looks like we have Sparkindaville, 10dimespark, Longspark, Sparksooner, and Sparkfan all here.

Longspark 2 damn funny Jimmy

[10DimeBry]

LMAO thats funny.



jimmy hows mom doing?

[10DimeBry]

kbSparkster is a good name

[jcindaville]

did u read my title and signature

[Lsufan]

LMAO thats funny.



jimmy hows mom doing?

Mom's doing great buddy. Busy with work, but doing fine. I'll tell her you asked about her.

[10DimeBry]

Spark was in the final episode of sopranos ck it out!!!

AP photo
David Chase
In Sunday's final scene, mob boss Tony Soprano waited at Holsten's ice cream parlor in Bloomfield, N.J. for his family to arrive, one by one. What was a seemingly benign family outing was shot and cut as the preamble to a tragedy, with Tony suspiciously eyeing one patron after another, the camera dwelling a little too long on Meadow's parallel parking and a man in a Members Only jacket's walk to the men's room. Just as the tension had been ratched up to unbearable levels, the series cut to black in mid-scene (and mid-song) with no resolution.

"Anybody who wants to watch it, it's all there," says Chase, 61, who based the series in general (and Tony's relationship with mother Livia specifically) on his North Caldwell, N.J., childhood.

Some fans have assumed the ambiguous ending was Chase setting up the oft-rumored "Sopranos" movie.

"I don't think about (a movie) much," he says. "I never say never. An idea could pop into my head where I would go, 'Wow, that would make a great movie,' but I doubt it.

"I'm not being coy," he adds. "If something appeared that really made a good 'Sopranos' movie and you could invest in it and everybody else wanted to do it, I would do it. But I think we've kind of said it and done it."

Another problem: over the last season, Chase killed so many key characters. He's toyed with the idea of "going back to a day in 2006 that you didn't see, but then (Tony's children) would be older than they were then and you would know that Tony doesn't get killed. It's got problems."

TWO THEORIES

(Earlier in the interview, he notes his favorite part of the show was often the characters telling stories about the good ol' days of Tony's parents. Just a guess, but if Chase ever does a movie spin-off, it'll be set in Newark in the '60s.)

Since Chase is declining to offer his interpretation of the final scene, let me present two more of my own, which came to me with a good night's sleep and a lot of helpful reader e-mails:

-- Theory No. 1 (and the one I prefer): Chase is using the final scene to place the viewer into Tony's mindset. This is how he sees the world: every open door, every person walking past him could be coming to kill him, or arrest him or otherwise harm him or his family. This is his life, even though the paranoia's rarely justified. We end without knowing what Tony's looking at because he never knows what's coming next.

-- Theory No. 2: In the scene on the boat in "Soprano Home Movies," repeated again last week, Bobby Bacala suggests that when you get killed, you don't see it coming. Certainly, our man in the Members Only jacket could have gone to the men's room to prepare for killing Tony (shades of the first "Godfather"), and the picture and sound cut out because Tony's life just did. (Or because we, as viewers, got whacked from our life with the show.)

Remember that 21-month hiatus between Seasons Five and Six? That was Chase thinking up the ending. HBO's then-chairman Chris Albrecht came to him after Season Five and suggested thinking up a conclusion to the series; Chase agreed, on the condition he get "a long break" to decide on an ending.

Originally, that ending was supposed to occur last year, but midway through production, the number of episodes was increased, and Chase stretched out certain plot elements while saving the major climaxes for this final batch of nine.

"If this had been one season, the Vito storyline would not have been so important," he says.

KILLING FIELDS

Much of this final season has featured Tony bullying, killing or otherwise alienating the members of his inner circle. After all those years viewing him as "the sympathetic mob boss," were we supposed to, like his therapist Dr. Melfi, finally wake up and smell the sociopath?

"From my perspective, there's nothing different about Tony in this season than there ever was," Chase says. "To me, that's Tony."

Chase has had an ambivalent relationship with his fans, particularly the bloodthirsty whacking crowd who seemed to tune in only for the chance to see someone's head get blown off (or run over by an SUV). So was he reluctant to fill last week's penultimate episode, "The Blue Comet," with so many vivid death scenes?

"I'm the Number One fan of gangster movies," he says. "Martin Scorsese has no greater devotee than me. Like everyone else, I get off partly on the betrayals, the retributions, the swift justice. But what you come to realize when you do a series is you could be killing straw men all day long. Those murders only have any meaning when you've invested story in them. Otherwise, you might as well watch 'Cleaver.'"

[10DimeBry]

its freakin funny that everyone in here has the same avatar.....lmao

[jcindaville]

Now that JC is back, it's story time!!!!


After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So, when JC got back from Canada he went to his physician and told him that he and his Cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

JC said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So JC went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"



At which point, JC paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Oklahoma (KB), Tennessee , Alabama, Arkansas , Mississippi , Florida , West Virginia and Washington , DC.

that is funny, and i have a vacsectomy

[Lsufan]

that is funny, and i have a vacsectomy

No more little for you.

[kbsooner21]

Not that anyone gives 2 shits, but Louisville is in the world series of college baseball. First time ever in school history.

They play Rice on Friday at 1.00 pm on espn 2

Congrats! I saw them put a whooping on Okie State to get there. Rice will be a tough challenge.

P.S. That field turf on the Louisville baseball field is ridiculous by the way

[kbsooner21]

Looks like we have Sparkindaville, 10dimespark, Longspark, Sparksooner, and Sparkfan all here.

[kbsooner21]

real fvkin funny guys ha ha ha

[Lsufan]

KB ... I Got A Smiley For You ....