I feel for you. I did some weed eating last night right as the sun was going down until i couldn't see and I still looked like I jumped in a swimming pool when I was done as late as I waited. The humidity here is horrid, I can only imagine down there
KB .... You can stand under my umbrella (ella, ella, eh, eh, eh)
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
Spark fell in love with Meg. He got down on his knees and told her there were two things he would like to ask her. Meg replied, "OK." Spark said, "Will you marry me?" Meg replied, "Yes," then asked what his second question was. Spark replied, "Will you help me up?"
Spark went to see his doctor and asked for a ************ of Viagra. The doctor said, "That's no problem. How many do you want?" Spark answered, "Just a few, but cut each one into four pieces." The doctor said, "That won't do you any good." Spark said, "That's all right. I don't need them for sex anymore, as I'm over 90 years old. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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