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  • Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
    They undress and step into the showers before they realize there is no soap.
    Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, Not bothering to dress.
    He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
    The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.
    The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure enough he drops the second bar of soap.
    Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
    "Holy Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
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    • The Hippy & The Nun

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      A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun.

      He sits down next to her, and asks her:

      Can we have sex ?"

      No,"
      she replies,
      "I'm married to God."

      She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

      The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says

      "I can tell you how to have sex with her !"

      Yeah?", says the hippy.

      Yeah", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every
      Tuesday night at midnight to pray.
      So all you have to do is dress
      up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder
      stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God"

      The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery
      dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

      "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face, "I have ordained it. You must have sex with me."

      The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict
      himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity.

      God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her.

      As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish.

      "Ha-ha!," he cries.
      "I am the hippy!"

      "Ha-ha!," cries the nun.
      "I'm the bus driver."
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      • Originally posted by garth
        KB, there is a buffet like Dime is describing down in Moore, just off I-35 and SE 19th, I think. A Chinese colleague of mine took me down there one day. They have too many items to sample even 1/2 of them...they even have a Sushi station.
        Really? I may have to check that out the next time i'm down there

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        • Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

          So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

          The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus... so shut the hell up."
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          • Originally posted by BillMill71
            That is what he said. Regrets leaving Charlotte. So here in NY and staying with family for a year while he works and gets back on his feet.

            So taking him to get KB'd and meet Bry's wife
            Where did your bro live in Hawaii ? Honolulu ? Lots of peeps on da island make well below $100 G's . I think you could get by in Makawa on under that ! Definitely wouldn't cost that in Hilo ! Would it ??

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            • Originally posted by Ldawg
              Where did your bro live in Hawaii ? Honolulu ? Lots of peeps on da island make well below $100 G's . I think you could get by in Makawa on under that ! Definitely wouldn't cost that in Hilo ! Would it ??

              what time you got to go to the office dawgman ?
              DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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              • We have tornados on the ground in the okc area

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                • Originally posted by kbsooner21
                  geez
                  i will have a talk with him KB-i'm telling you that kid rock"peeps" stuff is going to his head !! PS-TO BAD EVERYONE AROUND HERE CAN'T BE A STRAIGHT SHOOTER LIKE ME !!
                  DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!

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                  • WTF happened to Clemson ?? Shit.... put me back on the wrong side of the line ...

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                    • good morning all
                      2013 NCAA POD Record

                      8-3ATS +3.80 units

                      2013 NFL POD Record

                      1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                      • Good Morning Gang!!!

                        The KonSenseUs Kruise is starting once again .... Your help is appreciated in giving us your POD in Baseball ..... Thanks!!!!
                        "Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
                        is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"

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                        • morning guys. supposed to get wild here later with severe weather.

                          dime how you feeling?

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                          • Originally posted by Lsufan
                            Good Morning Gang!!!

                            The KonSenseUs Kruise is starting once again .... Your help is appreciated in giving us your POD in Baseball ..... Thanks!!!!


                            Bout time you damn slackers

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                            • hurting some this morning bro. totally KB'd last night.
                              2013 NCAA POD Record

                              8-3ATS +3.80 units

                              2013 NFL POD Record

                              1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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                              • i called and ripped apart KAZ last night in my KB state of mind.....lol i was just joking though
                                2013 NCAA POD Record

                                8-3ATS +3.80 units

                                2013 NFL POD Record

                                1-2 ATS -4.50 units

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