Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[jcindaville]

no one knows what pragmatic means!

Only reason Club knows is he asked his 100K a year Harvard Grad flunky to tell his dumb Eskie ass!

[ToDaClub]

Some oldies but goodies

The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

[ToDaClub]

Only reason Club knows is he asked his 100K a year Harvard Grad flunky to tell his dumb Eskie ass!

Can you get a Harvard grad for 100K???

[vols fan]

Morning everyone. Going to OU/Tulsa 11:00 game tomorrow. My sons got me a ticket for my birthday. It was a thoughtful gift and it will be good to see my youngest who's coming up from Austin. Unfortunately, they expect me to be in Norman at 8:30 in the a.m. ready to tailgate. I guess I should probably not be at the blackjack table until 2 a.m. as is customary on any given Friday evening.

Just remember Garth. The only cure to a hangover is a start over Oh and a mt dew and V8 Spice but make sure you're near a shitter!!!

[vols fan]

7:15 tee time in the morning, Colby has a game at noon,vols play at 3:30 so good chance I'm going to be tired and drunk come tomorrow night.

[10DimeBry]

7:15 tee time in the morning, Colby has a game at noon,vols play at 3:30 so good chance I'm going to be tired and drunk come tomorrow night.

Do you still want txt updates on tenn-cc game??

[jcindaville]

Can you get a Harvard grad for 100K???

A Hymie could!

[vols fan]

Do you still want txt updates on tenn-cc game??

No cause I will be watching it. Only way you can text me is if Tennessee AND the over both hit. Otherwise we might be breaking up again!!!

[jcindaville]

No cause I will be watching it. Only way you can text me is if Tennessee AND the over both hit. Otherwise we might be breaking up again!!!

I foresee a divorce happening

[jcindaville]

The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, the wife and I were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, screw it, I'll soldier on!

The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My wife packed my bags and said "GET OUT!!!". As I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!"
"Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.

Sister in law

[ToDaClub]

No cause I will be watching it. Only way you can text me is if Tennessee AND the over both hit. Otherwise we might be breaking up again!!!

I foresee a divorce happening

Mental note, turn off cell phone during Tenn, Oregon game

[vols fan]

I foresee a divorce happening

Unfortunately you are probably right! He can't help it

[vols fan]

Mental note, turn off cell phone during Tenn, Oregon game

But then I miss my kids calling asking what the score is and who is winning. Oh if it was my weekend with them I would shut that fucker off till Monday. Unless Vols win and hell y'all might be shutting your phones off cause of me

[ToDaClub]

But then I miss my kids calling asking what the score is and who is winning. Oh if it was my weekend with them I would shut that fucker off till Monday. Unless Vols win and hell y'all might be shutting your phones off cause of me

Get score mobile on their phones.....

[10DimeBry]

Unfortunately you are probably right! I can't help it

so true buddy