3 midgets in a bar drinking. 1st midget says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the worlds smallest feet. the 2nd says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the world smallest hands. the 3rd said he never wanted to get in the book, but he always thought he had the worlds smallest penis. 1st one says that settles it...we'll all fly to N.Y.C. tomorrow to get in the book. the next day they are standing at the office door of Guinness book. the 1st one says I'll go first. his buddies wait in the hall about 30 mins and their buddy comes out as happy as ever. smiling he says," i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest feet". the 2nd says i'll go. he goes in as his buddies wait in the hall. after about 30 mins he comes out really happy." i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest hands". they look at the 3rd and tell him" get in there. get in the book". the 3rd enters as his buddies wait in the hall. 30 mins...45 mins...an hour passes. finally the 3rd comes out dejected. "well, did you get in the book"? the 3rd midget looks up and says," who the fuck is jcindaville"?
3 midgets in a bar drinking. 1st midget says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the worlds smallest feet. the 2nd says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the world smallest hands. the 3rd said he never wanted to get in the book, but he always thought he had the worlds smallest penis. 1st one says that settles it...we'll all fly to N.Y.C. tomorrow to get in the book. the next day they are standing at the office door of Guinness book. the 1st one says I'll go first. his buddies wait in the hall about 30 mins and their buddy comes out as happy as ever. smiling he says," i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest feet". the 2nd says i'll go. he goes in as his buddies wait in the hall. after about 30 mins he comes out really happy." i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest hands". they look at the 3rd and tell him" get in there. get in the book". the 3rd enters as his buddies wait in the hall. 30 mins...45 mins...an hour passes. finally the 3rd comes out dejected. "well, did you get in the book"? the 3rd midget looks up and says," who the fuck is jcindaville"?
3 midgets in a bar drinking. 1st midget says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the worlds smallest feet. the 2nd says he always thought he could get in the Guinness book of world records because he has always thought he had the world smallest hands. the 3rd said he never wanted to get in the book, but he always thought he had the worlds smallest penis. 1st one says that settles it...we'll all fly to N.Y.C. tomorrow to get in the book. the next day they are standing at the office door of Guinness book. the 1st one says I'll go first. his buddies wait in the hall about 30 mins and their buddy comes out as happy as ever. smiling he says," i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest feet". the 2nd says i'll go. he goes in as his buddies wait in the hall. after about 30 mins he comes out really happy." i did it. I'm in the book. i have the worlds smallest hands". they look at the 3rd and tell him" get in there. get in the book". the 3rd enters as his buddies wait in the hall. 30 mins...45 mins...an hour passes. finally the 3rd comes out dejected. "well, did you get in the book"? the 3rd midget looks up and says," who the fuck is jcindaville"?
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human Resources.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him.
The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's sexually
threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice"?
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