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  • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
    Club, if you feel the need to check in with me when you get home, I'm going to have to bump your curfew up a few hours
    I'll make a deal with ya, I won't text you when I get home on Wednesdays/Thursday morning, if you leave me alone when I'm taking my mid day nap!

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    • A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

      Passenger: 'Who?'

      Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

      Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

      Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

      Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

      Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'

      Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

      Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

      Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

      Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."

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      • Originally posted by Spark View Post
        Originally posted by baseballdave View Post
        Is that a "guess the member" photo when they were a kid ???

        I'm guessing Dimer !!!
        Good try Dave, We all know it's you!!

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        • Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
          A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

          Passenger: 'Who?'

          Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

          Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

          Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.

          Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.

          Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'

          Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

          Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

          Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

          Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."

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              • LMFAO

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                • I won't mention any names

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                  • Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
                    A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'

                    Passenger: 'Who?'

                    Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'

                    Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'

                    Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.


                    Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.



                    Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like

                    me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'







                    Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'

                    Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.

                    Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'

                    Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."



                    Eat a dick asswipe
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                    • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post


                      More bad news for my LSU Tigers -

                      The bus bringing back the LSU offense was 2 days late getting back to Baton Rouge.
                      Some damn Alabama fan painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus and it took them 2 days to cross it !!!
                      jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat

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                      • Originally posted by baseballdave View Post


                        More bad news for my LSU Tigers -

                        The bus bringing back the LSU offense was 2 days late getting back to Baton Rouge.
                        Some damn Alabama fan painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus and it took them 2 days to cross it !!!

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                        • Geezus. This site loads slower than Dimer getting into the backseat of a Toyota....WTF?

                          KAZ
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                          I'm just here so I won't get fined....

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                          • Originally posted by KazDog View Post
                            Geezus. This site loads slower than Dimer getting into the backseat of a Toyota....WTF?

                            KAZ
                            Do you and dimer frequent the back seat of a Toyota together?

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                            • Originally posted by KazDog View Post
                              Geezus. This site loads slower than Dimer getting into the backseat of a Toyota....WTF?

                              KAZ
                              Must be that POS mac you are using.

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                              • Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
                                Do you and dimer frequent the back seat of a Toyota together?
                                KazDog
                                Fresno St National Champs

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                                He must be searching for a Toyota.

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