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A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'
Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.
Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View PostA man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'
Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.
Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View PostA man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, 'Perfect timing. You're just like JC.'
Passenger: 'Who?'
Cabbie: 'JC.. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to JC every single time.'
Passenger: 'There are always a few clouds over everybody.'
Cabbie: Not JC. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.
Passenger: Sounds like he was something really special.
Cabbie: 'There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like
me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But JC, could do everything right.'
Passenger: 'Wow, some guy then.'
Cabbie: 'He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But JC, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to JC.
Passenger: 'An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?'
Cabbie: 'Well... I never actually met JC. He died and I married his fucking wife."
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Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
More bad news for my LSU Tigers -
The bus bringing back the LSU offense was 2 days late getting back to Baton Rouge.
Some damn Alabama fan painted a 50 yard line in front of the bus and it took them 2 days to cross it !!!jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat
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Geezus. This site loads slower than Dimer getting into the backseat of a Toyota....WTF?
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