Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys

[ToDaClub]

Baby's First Doctor Visit


A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the

doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed, ' she replied..

' Well, strip down to your waist, ' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, ' No wonder this baby is underweight. You don ' t have any milk. '



I know, ' she said, ' I ' m his Grandma,

But I'm glad I came

Morning guys, 65 and light winds out of the west, Opening day 2012

On the other hand, I have a bad feeling we will get ab April blizzard But as most know, I've been wrong before

[Kaptain]

PAPI's Outlook on a Sr Citizen

Here's to ya PAPI

A Senior Citizen
I am a senior citizen...

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.

- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.

- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

- I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.

- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.

- I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

- I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?

[Spark]

Here's to ya PAPI

A Senior Citizen
I am a senior citizen...

No, Not yet

- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.

So True

- I'm very good at opening childproof caps with a hammer.

- I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going.

- I'm good on a trip for at least an hour without my aspirin, antacid...

or ibuprophren

- I'm the first one to find the bathroom wherever I go.

- I'm awake many hours before my body allows me to get up.

Right on!!!

- I'm smiling all the time because I can't hear a word you're saying.

This is true but not because I can not hear. It is because the NEW generation speaks so fast

- I'm very good at telling stories...over and over and over and over.

hahahahaha Now you sound like my wife ...

- I'm aware that other people's grandchildren are not as bright as mine.

- I'm so cared for: long-term care, eye care, private care, dental care.

- I'm not grouchy, I just don't like traffic, waiting, children, politicians...

For sure. I have no patience anymore. Never really did but worse than ever.

- I'm positive I did housework correctly before the Internet.

- I'm sure everything I can't find is in a secure place.

- I'm wrinkled, saggy and lumpy, and that's just my left leg.

- I'm having trouble remembering simple words like... uh...

- I'm realizing that aging is not for sissies.



- I'm walking more (to the bathroom) and enjoying it less.

- I'm sure they are making adults much younger these days.

- I'm in the *initial* state of my golden years: SS, CD's, IRA's, AARP.

- I'm wondering, if you're only as old as you feel, how could I be alive at 150?

k Dimer ... omg,

- I'm anti-everything now: anti-fat, anti-smoke, anti-noise, anti-inflammatory.



- I'm a walking storeroom of facts... I've just lost the key to the storeroom.

- I'm a Senior Citizen and I think I am having the time of my life... Aren't I?

Very Good Kapt. Some of those are so right on.


Thanks

[kbsooner21]

Woooooohooooo

[kbsooner21]

Same old, same old ball and chain

[vols fan]

Kb posting at 3:09am and 3:11 can only mean one thing this morning for KB!!!!

[Kaptain]

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That�s a good piece of fir." "Correct,� says the manager, �now try this one." "That�s a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused,� says the blind man, �Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her ass in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you�re trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It�s the shit house door off a tuna boat!"

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[kbsooner21]

Kb posting at 3:09am and 3:11 can only mean one thing this morning for KB!!!!

Someone stole my password

I wish they'd steal this headache

[kbsooner21]

Getting ready to open the fade thread. Please tell me that joker is on Marquette

[kbsooner21]

Fuck me

[vols fan]

Fuck me

Guess I'm throwing another $50 on marquette now

[mavskidd02]

What's up forum?

[jcindaville]

Good morning all!!!


Glorious day it is indeed!


How r u Mavs?

[ToDaClub]

lmfao. What a difference a year makes


Morning guys