Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[KazDog]

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[kbsooner21]

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[vols fan]

Good morning yall.

[vols fan]

This is how bad my Braves are right now:
In 5 games they have scored a total of 7 runs.Cleveland doubled that in one inning.

[Chado1]

Morning fellas...

Well it looks like my Habs are getting swept so GO JAYS GO now!!!

[kbsooner21]

Morning skanks

[jcindaville]

I'm a freak about sucking big cock. Do it all the damn time

A longnex JC sandwich is what did me in I believe

Fucking gulping man spunk tried to take me down!!!

Dont blame Me, you axed for it

[garth]

Morning, everyone. I'm leaving later today for a conference in Salt Lake. I have tickets to the Lakers/Jazz game tomorrow night. Anyone think the Jazz can win one at home or at least cover game 3? I'll have to put a little action on the game.

[garth]

Morning, everyone. I'm leaving later today for a conference in Salt Lake. I have tickets to the Lakers/Jazz game tomorrow night. Anyone think the Jazz can win one at home or at least cover game 3? I'll have to put a little action on the game.

I thought Oklahoma's liquor laws were fucked up. I'm staying at the Marriott City Center in downtown Salt Lake. I go to the bar. "Do you have a membership?"
"No".
"Are you a hotel guest?"
'yes'.
"OK, please fill out this membership".
"OK",
"What would you like?"
"You have Ketel One?"
"Sure do."
"I'll have a dry Ketel martini up."
"I have to warn you that it will be a small martini since it's a one-ounce pour.".
"Is that the law?"
"Yes, no way around it."
"Can I have a double?"
"No, sorry, not possible. Everything is metered."
"How much will a one-oz martini run me?"
"about $9".
"for a one-oz pour?!!!' That's 2/3 of a shot!
gave him the same sign I give the blackjack dealer when I'm going to stand. "I don't blame you.", the bartender says. I don't mind paying $10 or $12 bucks for a martini that has 3 oz of top-shelf vodka.

...but, I can order a 375 ml bottle of vodka from room service, albeit Absolut. How much sense does that make? I did that, cost me $30 + tag, title and tax, but that was for 12.5 oz, so $40/12.5 is not 9. Fuck Joseph Smith and his 42 wives. Mormons are worse than the Baptists...sorry if any of you are Baptists.... or Mormons.

[kbsooner21]

Need to mark down Salt Lake City as one place I will never visit

Morning all!

[insidethe8thpol]

Need to mark down Salt Lake City as one place I will never visit

Morning all!

You would think this state would have sympathy for the man. After all, with more than 1 wife, you need to be fucked up all the time to listen to all that bitching and moaning.

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

Including

[KazDog]

Morning Everyone

Including

Morning Montel.....Why do you have a Patriot avatar? Brady married Gisele, so you need to remove him from your list of hot single guys.

KAZ

[jcindaville]

I thought Oklahoma's liquor laws were fucked up. I'm staying at the Marriott City Center in downtown Salt Lake. I go to the bar. "Do you have a membership?"
"No".
"Are you a hotel guest?"
'yes'.
"OK, please fill out this membership".
"OK",
"What would you like?"
"You have Ketel One?"
"Sure do."
"I'll have a dry Ketel martini up."
"I have to warn you that it will be a small martini since it's a one-ounce pour.".
"Is that the law?"
"Yes, no way around it."
"Can I have a double?"
"No, sorry, not possible. Everything is metered."
"How much will a one-oz martini run me?"
"about $9".
"for a one-oz pour?!!!' That's 2/3 of a shot!
gave him the same sign I give the blackjack dealer when I'm going to stand. "I don't blame you.", the bartender says. I don't mind paying $10 or $12 bucks for a martini that has 3 oz of top-shelf vodka.

...but, I can order a 375 ml bottle of vodka from room service, albeit Absolut. How much sense does that make? I did that, cost me $30 + tag, title and tax, but that was for 12.5 oz, so $40/12.5 is not 9. Fuck Joseph Smith and his 42 wives. Mormons are worse than the Baptists...sorry if any of you are Baptists.... or Mormons.

Well Utah is now off of my list of places to visit