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  • #61
    Originally posted by Ldawg View Post
    Useful terms at your local Rub N Tug!
    AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
    ABC = american born chinese
    ABJ = american born japanese
    Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
    AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
    analingus = licking anus
    Asian = analingus
    Asian Cowgirl = escort on top, squatting
    ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
    ATF = all time favorite
    ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
    attempts = trying to orgasm
    Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
    B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
    babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
    balloons = breast implants
    BB = bareback = without condom
    BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
    BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay
    BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
    BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
    BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
    BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
    BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
    BBFS = bare back sex
    BBK = big beautiful knockers
    BBW = big beautiful woman
    BCD = behind closed doors
    BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
    BF = boy friend
    BFE = boy friend experience
    birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
    BLS = ball licking and sucking
    Blue Jay = blow job
    blue pill = Viagra
    BSB = bus stop babe
    butter face = everything looks good, but her face
    BTW = by the way
    cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
    CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
    CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
    CD = cross dresser
    CDS = covered doggy style
    CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
    CG = cowgirl = escort on top facing you
    CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
    CIM = cum in mouth
    CL = craigslist
    CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
    CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
    Cowgirl = CG = escort on top facing you
    cover = condom
    cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
    cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
    Daniel = When an escort says this... run. It means she is going to pull a JC. One of the worst things
    that can be done in the escort business.
    DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
    DATO = dining at the o = analingus
    DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
    DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
    Dirty Sanchez = ATM leaving a mustache
    DS = doggy style
    DSL = dick sucking lips
    Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
    Doggie = man behind escort, escort on hands and knees
    donation = payment
    Doubles = A threesome with two escorts and you
    DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
    DDG = drop dead gorgeous
    DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
    DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
    DP = double penetration, two guys on one escort
    DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
    ECR = el camino real
    EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
    escort = a temporary companion for hire
    facial = cumming on partner's face
    FBSM = full body sensual massage
    fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
    FIV = finger in vagina
    FKK = Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
    FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
    FOV = finger outside vagina
    French = BJ
    French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
    FS = full service = BJ + Sex
    Get Brain = blow job
    Get Comfortable = get completely naked
    GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
    GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
    GND = girl next door
    Greek = anal sex, back door
    GS = golden shower = urination play
    GSM = g-spot massage
    happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
    hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
    Hat = condom
    HDH = high dollar hottie
    HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
    HH = half hour
    HM = high mileage
    HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
    HWP = height and weight proportionate
    hooker = prostitute
    IMHO = in my humble opinion
    interpreter = condom
    Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
    ISO = in search of
    JC = A tranny named JCornblit'ville that will pay to eat your ass. Diseased and smells
    like goat cum when you get close to his teeth.
    KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
    kitty = vagina
    Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
    LD = lap dance
    LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
    LE = ellie = law enforcement
    LK = light kissing, closed mouth
    LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
    mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
    MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
    MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
    MILF = mom I'd like to fuck
    Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
    Missionary = man on top, escort on back
    mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
    MP = massage parlor
    MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
    MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
    MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
    NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
    non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
    NP = no problem
    NSA = no strings attached
    OWO = oral without condom
    OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
    P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
    papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
    party hat = condom
    PIV = penis in vagina
    PL = Pathetic Loser
    PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
    PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
    PS = private show (Dance)
    PSE = Porn Star Experience
    PV = private viewing (Dance)
    PYT = pretty young thing
    RA = relaxation assistant
    raincoat = condom
    RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE.
    Reverse cowgirl = RCG = escort on top facing away
    Reverse massage = you massage her
    rimming = analingus
    RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
    ROB = Rip Off Bitch
    Roman shower = vomit play
    RPG = role playing games
    Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
    SC = Strip Club
    self-service = you masturbate
    SF = San Francisco
    shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
    SO = significant other
    SOG = shot on goal = one release
    SOMF = sat on my face
    south of the border = gential region
    southern france = BBBJ
    SP = Service Provider
    SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
    spinner = very petite, thin escort
    STD = sexually transmitted disease
    stroll = path frequented by street walkers
    SW = street walker
    TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
    teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
    TG = transgender
    TGTBT = too good to be true
    TIA = thanks in advance
    Tina = crystal meth
    TJ = Tijuana
    TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
    TLC = tender loving care
    TLD = topless lap dance
    tossing salad = analingus
    Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
    Troll = rude and hideous PL
    Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
    TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
    TS = transexual
    TUMA = tongue up my ass
    TV = transvestite
    UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
    UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
    WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
    XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
    YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
    1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
    411 = seeking information
    420 = 4:20 = marijuana
    69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time

    I sure hope this was a copy and paste thing.

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    • #62
      And people wonder why Ldork talks to himself
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      • #63
        Originally posted by jcindaville View Post
        And people wonder why Ldork talks to himself
        I never talk to myself. I always have my friends...
        Jack Daniels, Jimmy Beam, Uncle Booker & Baker.
        Along with J. Walker with his brothers Black and Red....
        My whole BC family done give up on me
        And it makes me feel oh so bad
        The only one who will hang out with me
        Is my dear Old Grand-Dad
        And we drink alone, with nobody else.
        Yeah, you know when I drink alone
        I prefer to be by myself.
        Sometimes Chunger and G.Thorogood drop by.
        But, I like to drink alone....


        Ldawg & George Thorogood

        Last edited by Ldawg; 10-25-2013, 11:18 PM.

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