Drunk Caller

[jcindaville]

He won't sell it...I tried. I hope u do buy it. Couldnt possibly be run any worse than it is now.

I would make this place fun!

[Ldawg]

I would make this place a brown-eyed Susan homo site

Would there still be a sports forum?

[jcindaville]

Would there still be a sports forum?

You would be the head mod!

[Ldawg]

You would be the head mod!

You got my Vote. Let me grab my apron cause we gunna clean house!!

[wayne1218]

I'm not sure you understand what he means by HEAD mod dawg!

[BettorsChat]

Dude ......what the fuck are you talking about??? Seriously!!!
You mean to tell me you are gonna link up this site to FB? When is that gonna occur 2018???

Of course why wouldn't I? I have to get a page made for this site and it will integrate into Facebook. Don't know how long it will take as again I don't know how to make these things.

If you want to help speed up the process feel free to ask around about doing this and the feature may get here faster.

[BettorsChat]

Email me monte, I'm dead serious, let me buy this site from you, or co own it.

Not happening as the site doesn't need a new owner or a co-owner.

[BettorsChat]

He won't sell it...I tried. I hope u do buy it. Couldnt possibly be run any worse than it is now.

If you truly feel that way then why are you still posting here?

I've never done anything to you and all you try to do is take shots at me going years back. I guess you don't have anything else going on in your life than to try and bash me. And it's actually grown so old I figured by now you would be able to act in a respectful manner towards me, but I guess not.

[Ldawg]

I'm not sure you understand what he means by HEAD mod dawg!

Gave him the benefit of the doubt... top mod would not be much better let alone dirty Sanchez mod

[BettorsChat]

Would there still be a sports forum?

It would be all porn and about dating sites out there. And a list of what to do look for on a dating site and what certain terms mean.

Like if she says she's average weight = she weighs 280lbs

Is that correct JC? If not feel free to add some of your terms regarding dating sites.

[BettorsChat]

Gave him the benefit of the doubt... top mod would not be much better let alone dirty Sanchez mod

Would you have the common decency to give him a reach around

[Ldawg]

Would you have the common decency to give him a reach around

That's too much Monte.....

[jcindaville]

Not happening as the site doesn't need a new owner or a co-owner.

If you change your mind Monte, you know I'm interested.

[wayne1218]

Not happening as the site doesn't need a new owner or a co-owner.

Thank you god!!!!!!!

[Ldawg]

It would be all porn and about dating sites out there. And a list of what to do look for on a dating site and what certain terms mean.

Like if she says she's average weight = she weighs 280lbs

Is that correct JC? If not feel free to add some of your terms regarding dating sites.

Useful terms at your local Rub N Tug!
AAMP = Apartment Asian Massage Parlor. Based in a residential apartment instead of a commercial storefront.
ABC = american born chinese
ABJ = american born japanese
Agency = a company that manages calls, bookings, and advertising for a group of escorts.
AMP = Asian Massage Parlor
analingus = licking anus
Asian = analingus
Asian Cowgirl = escort on top, squatting
ASP = Adult Service Provider, or alt.sex.prostitution newsgroup
ATF = all time favorite
ATM = ass to mouth = penis, toy, finger goes from ass to mouth.
attempts = trying to orgasm
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period
B&S = bait and switch = person who shows up is a different one than advertised
babyback = petite, young, attractive Asian
balloons = breast implants
BB = bareback = without condom
BJ = blowjob = oral sex = fellatio
BBBJ = bare back blow job = BJ without condom, beebeebeejay
BBBJTC = bare back blow job to completion (in mouth)
BBBJTCIM = bare back blow job to completion in mouth
BBBJTCNQNS = bare back blow job to completion, no quit, no spit
BBBJTCWS = bare back blow job to completion with swallow
BBBJWF = bare back blow job with facial
BBFS = bare back sex
BBK = big beautiful knockers
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
birdwatching = BBBJTCWS
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = blow job
blue pill = Viagra
BSB = bus stop babe
butter face = everything looks good, but her face
BTW = by the way
cash and dash = ROB who takes your money and runs
CBJ = covered blow job = BJ with condom
CC Rider = full service provider costing $200 or less
CD = cross dresser
CDS = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = escort on top facing you
CH = Crazy Horse, SF Strip Club
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = escort on top facing you
cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
cups of coffee = releases = orgasms
Daniel = When an escort says this... run. It means she is going to pull a JC. One of the worst things
that can be done in the escort business.
DAP = digital anal probe = finger in anus
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Dirty Sanchez = ATM leaving a mustache
DS = doggy style
DSL = dick sucking lips
Dodge = streetwalker stroll: Mission Blvd, between A St and 14th St, see 22500 Mission Blvd, Hayward, CA
Doggie = man behind escort, escort on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles = A threesome with two escorts and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DDG = drop dead gorgeous
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one escort
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
ECR = el camino real
EOM = end of message. No text in message body.
escort = a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner's face
FBSM = full body sensual massage
fire and ice = a blowjob switching between hot tea and ice
FIV = finger in vagina
FKK = Frei Korper Kultur. German brothel / nudist club.
FOB = fresh off the boat. Asian immigrant recently arrived in the US.
FOV = finger outside vagina
French = BJ
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Brain = blow job
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GFE = girlfriend experience. Typically BBBJ, CFS, DFK, DATY, and MSOG
GG = Golden Gypsy. defunct, famous Berkeley massage parlor
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
happy ending = A handjob (usually) or blowjob after your massage
hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty
Hat = condom
HDH = high dollar hottie
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
hooker = prostitute
IMHO = in my humble opinion
interpreter = condom
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
JC = A tranny named JCornblit'ville that will pay to eat your ass. Diseased and smells
like goat cum when you get close to his teeth.
KGFE = Korean GFE, usually RBGFE with condom
kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LD = lap dance
LDL = low dollar looker (opposite of HDH)
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
LOS = land of smiles = Thailand
mamasan = female manager of a massage parlor
MBOT = Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre, SF Strip Club
MBR = multiple bell ringing = MSOG
MILF = mom I'd like to fuck
Mish = missionary position, or the SF Mission District
Missionary = man on top, escort on back
mohawk = thin rectangular strip of pubic hair
MP = massage parlor
MP = multiple pops = multiple releases
MSC = Market Street Cinema, SF Strip Club
MSOG = multiple shots on goal = multiple releases
NCT = New Century Theatre, SF Strip Club
non-pro = civilian, not a professional provider
NP = no problem
NSA = no strings attached
OWO = oral without condom
OWOTC = oral without condom to completion
P2P = private to private, typically uncovered, rubbing of penis with vagina without penetration
papasan = male manager of a massage parlor
party hat = condom
PIV = penis in vagina
PL = Pathetic Loser
PM = prostate massage or private message (inbox)
PO = phone operator (for making appointments)
PS = private show (Dance)
PSE = Porn Star Experience
PV = private viewing (Dance)
PYT = pretty young thing
RA = relaxation assistant
raincoat = condom
RBGFE = myRedBook's definintion of GFE.
Reverse cowgirl = RCG = escort on top facing away
Reverse massage = you massage her
rimming = analingus
RMP = Russian Massage Parlor
ROB = Rip Off Bitch
Roman shower = vomit play
RPG = role playing games
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
SF = San Francisco
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SOMF = sat on my face
south of the border = gential region
southern france = BBBJ
SP = Service Provider
SPA = streetwalker stroll: San Pablo Avenue in Oakland, CA
spinner = very petite, thin escort
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TIA = thanks in advance
Tina = crystal meth
TJ = Tijuana
TL = Tenderloin district, San Francisco. between Van Ness Ave, Post St, Taylor St, and Golden Gate Ave
TLC = tender loving care
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Trip to islands = greek = anal sex
Troll = rude and hideous PL
Trolling = Posting thinly disguised ads in a discussion forum
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
TUMA = tongue up my ass
TV = transvestite
UTF = Untranslated French = BBBJ
UTR = under the radar, does not advertise
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
YMMV = Your mileage may vary. Your service level could be different than reported by others. Applies to everyone, some more so than others.
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time