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  • How To Lose $ $85000 in Two Days

    I bet that got your attention didn't it!
    Well, thankfully it didn't happen to me or hopefully anyone else.
    With the recent slump by Hoops and a few others, I thought I would try to inject a little humor of what could have possibly happened to someone over the weekend using strict logic.
    While it is intended to be funny, in some case it shows what could in fact happen to someone who was behind and chasing:
    Here goes:
    Lets call our bettor Larry Loser.
    Ok-Larry wakes up Saturday morning even on the week and decides he wants to bet.
    The first thing he sees is that Pitt. and Duke are undefeated and playing early.
    Larry figures "Well no way both of them don't cover;so I will put $1100 to make $1000 on each of them and a $1100 teaser to be sure."
    As fate would have it, Larry loses all three and is now down $3300.
    Then Larry sees that Florida is undefeated also;wanting to get even, he bets $3630 to make $3300 and loses, now putting him $6930 in the hole.
    He had been thinking about Connecticut also undefeated, but since the Florida game started earlier(7:00) and Ct. at 9:00, he decided he wanted to wait until Tenn. game was over before committing himself on Ct. and that he would be out with his girlfriend anyways, and there simply would not be enough time all things considered to bet Ct. if Tenn. lost.
    Well of course, Tenn. lost and Ct. won leaving deficit as $6930going into Sunday.
    Now really angry, Larry not only want to get the $6930 back but to get ahead, he decides he will bet the first NFL game for $11000 to make $10000 and if it loses, to bet enough in the second game to make it up and put him in the plus column.
    Unsure what teams to bet, Larry sees Wayne Root, Brandon Lane and all the so-called experts in consensus like Denver.
    you know the story-he is now down $17930.
    So now of course he figures Root, Lane, et all won't be wrong on both games and bets $23000 to make $21000 on Carolina to get him into plus column.
    Well Carolina loses and debt is now $40,930.
    Well, Larry has pretty much decided to wait until Monday to start over again, but then he sees late at night that two very good cappers on BC, Hoops and Roger Metz ,both have big second half plays on Toronto and Under and Portland and Under.
    At this point he figures he will just try to get even and bets each piece $11000 to make $10000.
    Well all four lose for a total of $44000, bringing total to $84930
    This hypothetical story may be humorous, but in fact how many of us have done something like this on a much smaller scale sometime in our lives? I sure have and have learned from this painful experience.
    If there is a moral, simply remember when you are going bad, keep in mind that your logic/systems are not working, and either cut way back,pass or even go against yourself(who can do that?).
    I sure hope some of you get something out of this other than the humor if you want to call it that.
    Last edited by savage1; 01-23-2006, 04:34 PM.

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    Only problem is UConn wasn't undefeated. They lost at Marquette.....which I still can't believe!

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    • #3
      You are right, Tony; thus there is no way now Larry would have considered betting them(Ct.) in any event, making my story even better and more possible.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by savage1
        You are right, Tony; thus there is no way now Larry would have considered betting them(Ct.) in any event, making my story even better and more possible.
        Exactly right my man! :christmas

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        • #5
          Well everyone has to deal with life's lessons their own way, wouldn't you agree? Wonder if the site is going back to the "protect the newbies (stupid people)" again???:christmas
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          • #6
            Originally posted by capperjohn1
            Well everyone has to deal with life's lessons their own way, wouldn't you agree? Wonder if the site is going back to the "protect the newbies (stupid people)" again???:christmas
            protect them at all cost!!!!! :uzi:

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            • #7
              Actually, I see Larry Loser starting to bet on three or four games parlays, always losing one of the games. And to make matters worse, a game that he considered substituting for the loser..demolished the point spread.

              Not that that has ever happened to me!!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by JMR58
                Actually, I see Larry Loser starting to bet on three or four games parlays, always losing one of the games. And to make matters worse, a game that he considered substituting for the loser..demolished the point spread.

                Not that that has ever happened to me!!!

                I got a buddy that does that! Will lose $300 on a flat bet then take the Monday Night game in a $300 parlay......idiot

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                • #9
                  Would stupidity be going 4-1 but losing a 10 star play thereby hitting 80% but losing money?
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                  • #10
                    Next Time tell Larry to follow me....:christmas

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Chuck E. Cheese
                      Next Time tell Larry to follow me....:christmas

                      :christmas :christmas :christmas
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                      • #12
                        I will say this:
                        While the story I provided may be a little farfetched(in that some folks might follow the scenario but most would not double up to the point that Larry did), I do think it makes some good points about what can happen.
                        I think however that sometimes when we go bad, we look for someone or some system to bale his out, usually someone who is hot.
                        Iin my case, usually when I do that, the hot capper immediately turns cold and I lose some more;I guess this is an example of Murphy's Law with betting sports.
                        I am sure all of you have had similar experiences.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Chuck E. Cheese
                          Next Time tell Larry to follow me....:christmas
                          OR My daughter

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                          • #14
                            That why they call them "sucker bets"....I only do a $10, ten game parlay (=$5K) with a couple of my buddies for the fun of it....yes we all know we are pissing away $10, but it's still a lot of fun. (We have actually hit it once in the last two years and we only do it once a week during football season) Again, it's just a fun stupid bet.

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                            • #15
                              I have a friend who about 20 yrs ago lost 37 straight Games in a row....His wife left him, he lost his house and do this day never learned his lesson and still continues to lose part of his paycheck every week in Poker Machines....
                              It can become a sickness, and some can't control themselves no matter what the consequiences...The worst thing that could happen to a gambler like this is to win Big...
                              I believe a lot of spouses hate gambling especially when it affects their lives...

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