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  • #61
    The M O D in training is recommending alot of people, but don't WE need a doctor on the ship to supply us with our Pennicillin, And write Sparks Viagara Prescriptions?


    LovDoc are you our Dr. Adam Bricker?
    Remember the three R's:
    Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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    • #62
      HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA holy shit wally!! where did u find that... Did u see the name "Doc" at the bottom of the pic.. LOL

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      • #63
        Didn't notice it 'til you pointed it out.
        I think that's an omen.
        Remember the three R's:
        Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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        • #64
          Originally posted by The Lovedoc
          HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA holy shit wally!! where did u find that... Did u see the name "Doc" at the bottom of the pic.. LOL
          hahaha i just pissed my pants that was really signed by the love doc when he was young
          rjeremy for my accounts manager/i love how he keeps numbers

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          • #65
            Promotions and Staff/Crew for new Ship

            The Kaptain is proud to announce the Promotion of some present Crew Members (original)---and the addition of some new members and their pre-designated duties,,,(but not limited to)...they are as follows...

            Coverboy---Ko-Kaptain---he'll be handling the new ship...he's earned it....

            FrankB03---First Mate and chief Navigator...he's worked hard for this honor

            rwall---official greeter---this is the first person people will see when boarding our ship---he'll direct them, and their animals, as where to go----"Heaven Help Us" if someone comes aboard with a pet "Ram"...

            cowboys---expressed interest in cooking--therefore--asst chef

            paco---being the holder of a "Home Depot" card is---head of maintenance...

            LoveDoc---"Physician"--Female Specialist--couldn't be anything else...

            RJeremy---asst to Doc...might need a second opinion, or some "Physical Therapy"...

            ChuckLazar---Crows Nest Tender---Light house Finder--Lighting aboard the entire ship (Chief Electrician)

            bhs4life---will head up getting the entertainment for us...we'll go with his picks exclusively....unlimited budget..we've got to be entertained

            WayneChung---dealer--Casino Room

            garylehr--Head of wardrobe---for Entertainers---Crew---and will determine background settings for Stage (will have to co ordinate) with bhs4life--should be interesting

            jmarty6969--head of transportation---to and from ship---and while aboard..

            10dimeBry---hopefully will be our first entertainer on our maiden voyage---bhs4life will have to handle this...Might get LoveDoc to help---they appear to be acquaintances...

            Spark---will stay with the Kaptain aboard our Ship--in his new position as "Ko Kapptain"...he's been loyal...

            ItsBill---will remain as the Kaptains "Main HelmsMan" for now...we'll see how his good eye is doing, and if he's up to it...we might get him an asst, so ItsBill can start training him how to "Dodge Buoys"...

            The Old Kaptain gonna try and spend more time relaxing---being as I'm getting older now--and have such a terrific crew put together...Put out squabbles when needed...

            List is still open for "Crew Members"---those interested please step up---and remember this---we still need a name for our ship...all suggestions welcome....kaptain


            Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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            • #66
              All right Kapt .. thank You ... Looking forward to great sails this summer buddy ... Damn, we do have a great crew Kapt .. Great job

              And you are not getting older, you are getting better
              Last edited by Spark; 03-05-2005, 07:45 PM.

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              • #67
                Chief Electrician

                That's has a nice ring to it. And I can hide my bottles in the Crows Nest.I'm rigging the lights to blink with the music. I have spotlights for Dingles the Entertainer already on order!
                This ship will be rocking!

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                • #68
                  Hey Kapt and Crew

                  I'm practicing just in case everyone passes out and I have to steer the ship!
                  Last edited by ChuckLazar; 03-13-2005, 02:36 PM.

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                  • #69
                    I edited the picture!
                    Attached Files

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                    • #70
                      Kapt... i couldn't have asked for a better assistant!! We are going to have a great time on this summer cruise!

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                      • #71
                        CREW HUH---- LONG AS THERE ARE NO FUNNY INITIATIONS. UNTIL MY BOAT IS READY I AM A CONTENDER. I WAS A GOLFER BEFORE I GOT THROWN OFF THE COURSE EARLIER TODAY.
                        IT WAS A SUNNY SUNDAY MORNING IN FLORIDA AND ON THE FIRST HOLE OF A BUSY COURSE. I WAS
                        BEGINNING MY PRE-SHOT ROUTINE, VISUALIZING MY UPCOMING SHOT WHEN A VOICE
                        CAME OVER THE CLUBHOUSE SPEAKER: "WOULD THE GENTLEMAN ON THE WOMEN'S TEE
                        BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE".

                        I COULD SENSE THAT HE MIGHT BE TALKING TO EITHER ME ON NUMBER ONE OR THE DUDE ON NUMBER 10. I WAS STILL IN MY ROUTINE, SEEMINGLY IMPERVIOUS TO THE INTERRUPTION AND AGAIN CAME AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CLUBHOUSE. "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE KINDLY BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE."


                        I KEPT CONCENTRATING, WHEN ONCE MORE THE SPEAKER BLARED OUT IT'S MESSAGE. "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO
                        THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE". :angryfire


                        I FINALLY STOPPED, TURNED, LOOKED THROUGH THE CLUBHOUSE WINDOW, DIRECTLY
                        AT THE PERSON WITH THE MICROPHONE, CUPPED MY HANDS OVER MY MOUTH, AND
                        SHOUTED BACK. "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUBHOUSE KINDLY SHUT UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!".

                        A LANDLUBBERS LIFE FOR ME NO MORE.
                        Last edited by Spearit; 03-13-2005, 06:08 PM. Reason: MISTAKE
                        "The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.

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                        • #72
                          Hey Kaptain,
                          Or should I say AHOY.
                          I still don't see a name for the ship. Have you limited it to a few or have you decided on one?
                          Remember the three R's:
                          Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

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                          • #73
                            Kapt!!!! I Have The Name For Your Boat... Are You Ready... Ok Here It Is Pal......

                            "the Rear Admiral"

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                            • #74
                              Originally posted by The Lovedoc
                              Kapt... i couldn't have asked for a better assistant!! We are going to have a great time on this summer cruise!

                              Boss, whenever you need anything, you let me know.

                              I've GOT TONS of winners ready for MLB!!!!

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                              • #75
                                LoveDoc---not a bad name...some suggestions have already been posted...we need more--then we can "Poll" em....

                                RJ--looking forward to you being on our cruises---picks welcome--

                                Need some suggestions fellows (ships name)--time is of essence...Kapt


                                Don't make me go Cajun on your Ass!

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