KAPTAINs "New Ship"---"New Crew" thread

[Kaptain]

Most of you guys already knows the Kaptains great uncle "Lord Mann" from England, passed away this week, and he left the Kapt with a castle that has 84 rooms, on 18,000acres of land...Kaptain gonna sell this baby, buys him a new ship (for BaseBall), hires on a new crew, and takes it from there....

Coverboy gonna beez the Helmsman, and FrankB03 gonna beez his First Mate and navigator.....we needs the following things....I needs to know the size of me crew, before I builds the Ship....and I needs a name for her...Present names for our ships are Football (The Crackling Queen) and BasketBall (The WeePicEm)....Anyone who is interested in sailing withs the Kapt and crew, signs in here, and tells me a lil something about yourself (boy this leaves doors wide open)........

This thread will stay open a week before the Baseball season starts...Kapt gots a great Shipyard, they cans build a ship according to our specs in one week....That money talks---BS walks

What beez your reply---wants to sign in---and what should we names her....Kaptain

[Spark]

Am I getting thrown overboard???

[frankb03]

Am I getting thrown overboard???

YEAH! You AINT got no time now that you're a mod. LOL

[Kaptain]

No you're not Spark, that would give us three ships.....Do the Math..love the lil pirate...is he Capt Mod ---see FrankB03 comment....

FrankB03---quick and totaly funny...you guys are the best.....

[The Lovedoc]

Rwalllllllllllllllllllllllll......

[rwall]

To: Kaptain Kmann (via chain of command)
From: Rwall

Sir,
I am respectfully requesting to be considered for an open position on your ship. I am a bit of a smart ass and some of my friends have described me as being "sick". I speak only English. As you are aware I am half Sicilian, the other half is made up of Scottish and German (fathers side). I do know the difference between the starboard and the port side of a vessel as well as stern and bow.
I am willing to offer my wife, 1 chicken and 2 sheep for a postion.
Any consideration in this matter would be greatly appreciated.

P.S. Please don't ask me about the sheep. I will miss them.

[cowboys]

Kaptain,

your crew needs a young gun out there. i can be the man to fill the position. the best i can offer you is my moms homemade fried rice. its pretty damn good. im of asian decent, and you know those crazy asians love to gamble. especially the small ones that have something to prove, you see them at casinos all the time, theyre crazy i tell you. anyway, i can man your basketball ship, i eat sleep and bleed basketball.

[paco]

Kapeeeetan, what you need is a Mexi---CAN. I can do it all.
remember that I have a VIP card to home depo!!
I can fix any problum. We can pick them all,
Shit if you want, I can pick cock fights too.

[rwall]

Here's some suggestions for names
"Queen of Diamonds"
"Diamond Cutter"
"The Boat that Ruth Built"

[Kaptain]

Rwall---the Kaptain could puts the sheep down below and call it the "reward room" when youse guys do good....

cowboys---we does travel to those Asian Islands and could use an interpreter...we don't have much rice aboard (plenty of spaghetti/noodles though)--but the Kapt being of Cajun descent loves the "Rice" idea...Nice change from the Norm Italian Food...

Paco---we also travels to VeraCruz on ocassion...Handyman on a ship is a good thing to has...we can't have any cock fights aboard as the Roosters may effect Rwalls " Lonely Chicken"..not to mention rouse up the sheep, and you already know how hard they are to keep still....

Keep em coming fellows---looks like we may have some quality ??? crew members...kaptain...ps---does your sheep have a name????

[Kaptain]

Kaptains got a few Ideas---

Ship name...The.....

HorseHide
TriplePlay
LongBall
LongHaul
NoHitter
DiamondQueen
HomePlate
KnuckleBall
ChangeUp
Slider
PerfectGame
UMP'sSail
UMP'sRide
UMP'sCall
StolenBase
LineBreaker
LineBuster
DailyProfit
DailyPlays
StayAhead
etc...etc...you get the idea...You guys have a fantastic imagination....I figured 10DimeBry would have a few...need help guys....kaptain

[rwall]

Kapt
The sheep's names are
Woolma and Baahbara.

[Kaptain]

rwall---you definitely have one of the quickest/sickest sense of humors...I love it...Every ship needs a "Jester", I think we've found ours....kaptain....

[Spark]

kapt, I swear, the guy should be on stage .. hahahha

[rwall]

Spark and KMann,
Thank you for the complements. I work hard with the plays and I do hate to lose, but, you win some, and you lose some. No matter what as long as I'm healthy, there will always be ways to make money. It is more gratifying to me to make someone smile and laugh.

...And Kapt. don't worry about Paco's Rooster, I have a durable set of Hip Waders to keep Woolma and Baahbara still "when needed". Their back legs fit comfortably even when your legs are in them to. (wink wink)