KAPTAINs "New Ship"---"New Crew" thread

[rwall]

Kaptain,
I'm dying from the anticipation .

[The Lovedoc]

You know all the biatches that come on the boat has to recieve a check-up from the doc.. hehehe

[CoverBoy]

Doc

You'll be conducting all the blood tests ... once they prove out negative they'll get their chance.

[Spark]

You know all the biatches that come on the boat has to recieve a check-up from the doc.. hehehe

but don't forget the First Mates do the strip searching of all females coming aboard ... have to check all orifices for drugs and weapons ...

[ChuckLazar]

You know all the biatches that come on the boat has to recieve a check-up from the doc.. hehehe

Doc, I hope you know that you have to wear rubber gloves, unless you give an oral examination, then just rubber boots.

[CoverBoy]

On Ship Rule Proposal

We need to make some "Trim" rules: Here are 3

1) All females under the age of 18 will here and now be officially declared .... 18 years old

2) From now on the official language on our ship will be ... Swedish

3) All women will be required to change their underwears ...every hour.

And Furthernmore ....

Underwears will now be worn on the outside so that we can check.

[rwall]

Kapt., CB and other Crew Members,
I am proud to anounce I have secured the "Indian Elvis" "Mr. Vegas" himself, Wayne Newton to perform on the Kaptains New Ships Maiden Voyage.
Get ready for the hear hits like
"Daddy don't you walk so fast"
"Red Roses for a Blue Lady"
the Bobby Darin hit classic "Mack The Knife"
and of course the timeless classic "Danke Schoen"

Sorry I haven't been around much I've been busy as you can see.
Hope all is well.
Bon Voyage....baby!

[phonepole]

We need to make some "Trim" rules: Here are 3

1) All females under the age of 18 will here and now be officially declared .... 18 years old

2) From now on the official language on our ship will be ... Swedish

3) All women will be required to change their underwears ...every hour.

And Furthernmore ....

Underwears will now be worn on the outside so that we can check.

Underwear??????? We need underwear on the cruise???? Why??? I thought we were sailing in sunny waters...... No underwear, no need to check!!!!

Spark - Speaking of drugs in women's orifices...... You need someone to tell you exactly what the drugs are! For that I nominate..... hmmmmmmm..... let's see......... i was thinking of someone, had him on the tip of my tongue......

[WayneChung]

ship-talk

73 gamblers sailed out to the bettorschat web site today-one of them was uncle chung and heres what he had to say-hey cap. on top of taking care of keeping us in konaloco 2-toke buds-i think we will need a poker room on the ship-i will take care of running this-the rake from the poker room can help pay for food,fuel,booze and hos-i aint going on no gambling ship without some big-tittied,long-legged hos-ride gamblers ride upon your mystery ship-be amazed at the friends you meet here on your trip-ddooodododdopddadada-grand chungs railroad.

[WayneChung]

bump bump hey beep beep

i wuv u guys-u r good friends!!

[jmarty6969]

but don't forget the First Mates do the strip searching of all females coming aboard ... have to check all orifices for drugs and weapons ...

dont worry spark . i will buy u a scooter to chase all those beautiful woman comeing...................He isnt hugh hefner but he sure wants to be.....................lmao

[Spark]

hahahahaha Thanks for helping out marty ... I need to save my energy now a days ,,,
I know that will leave the door wide open ...

[Kaptain]

rwall and the rest--heads up

Kapt., CB and other Crew Members,
I am proud to anounce I have secured the "Indian Elvis" "Mr. Vegas" himself, Wayne Newton to perform on the Kaptains New Ships Maiden Voyage.
Get ready for the hear hits like
"Daddy don't you walk so fast"
"Red Roses for a Blue Lady"
the Bobby Darin hit classic "Mack The Knife"
and of course the timeless classic "Danke Schoen"

Sorry I haven't been around much I've been busy as you can see.
Hope all is well.
Bon Voyage....baby!

rwall---the Old Kaptain appreciates your efforts, and "all the $ spending", however; I'm presently negotiating with 10dimeBry to do some singing for us...Newton---way too costly--not to mention old fashioned and Facelifted out--remember I've got a ship--and now a helicopter to pay for...10dime sent me an audition tape displaying his multi-talents, I was impressed---I'm also a believer of keeping the $ in the family---Spark being the "First Mate"--10dime being his youngest Son---well, you can see where I'm going....

If 10 dime is listening, and is available, I'd like for him to throw that audition tape into this thread, so all may see....What ya say TeeSpark (Tee is Cajun Slang for little)....help the old Kaptain out.... lets see that tape---

[jmarty6969]

kmann if u r lucky maybe spark will let ya ride his scooter to chase the young ladies around>

[The Lovedoc]

10dime needs to get on this cruise ship!!