KAPTAINs "New Ship"---"New Crew" thread

[ChuckLazar]

Looks like you have all the bases(no pun intended) covered CB .. hahahaha One thing if I could add .. I think all females going on-board should to be strip-searched by the First Mates .. You never know what and WHERE they may be hiding weapons and drugs ...

I like the security issue cause we do not want any crew members sleeping with the fishes .. Please always remember that is top priority ...

I do remember when i was choking on that damn mozzarella cheese and Frank came to my rescue with the Heimlich maneuver ... When he was performing that maneuver I told him I would give him an half hour to stop what he was doing ... hahahaha roflmfao ...

Guys, lets have a great baseball season ... and thanks

Spark, my dog knows the Hinny lick maneuver. He uses it alot!
I wonder if Frank learned that move from his dog.

[WayneChung]

aye aye cap.

deal me in on that cruise-pokers my best game-been playing about 25 years-have turned into a decent sports handicapper last few years//except when i post on here// have applied some money managemant skills from poker to my sports betting has helped tremendously-no more 5 dime shots-im 44 years old pure irish-english-one other thing if you cut my head open a big vulva would jump out-love the girls-worst habit-betting ponies-my crack-lets sail this muther!! waynechung.

[CoverBoy]

Wally

A few helpful Items :

Your avatar - the freaking best !!! you can maximumize its size by cropping off the upper area above your head , then increase the size to 95 pixels by whatever.

Secondly: Everyone on board is required to speak 2 languages but as Purser so you'll need learn a helluva lot more than just 2. For instance - Spark is fluent in Cantonese .... that's key when we order in Chinese food. Frank speaks Sicilian ... he takes care of all the pizzas and calzones. It's Bill speaks Hungarian ... he's our Goulash man. I speak Hebrew so I do the bagels and lox on Sunday mornings.

We need you to take a crash course at Berlitz ... either that or come to Brooklyn for a month and learn them all.


Finally: This is from our by - laws: Please familiarize yourself with your responsibilities.

What does the ship's purser do?

The Purser (available 24 hours a day) will act as the onboard customer service department for the ship.

The Purser will act as your bank, post office, information booth, lost-and-found, authority on customs and immigration, and safe deposit trustee.

The Purser can help you with basically anything and everything while you are on the ship, or at least put you in touch with the department that can help.

In addition, the Purser will now be in charge of greeting all our celebrity visitors and making them feel at home. During the summer months we have many many luminaries who stop in for Baseball winners.



Columbo frequents our ship the most. A Very important and most honored guest.




As you can see he likes to Schmooze with the ladies.





Here he is at our Annual Ball discussing the following day's Nevada Rotation with Louis Jourdan, another of our regulars.





Here he is with Janet Leigh ( a 3 -dime player )





This is Kate Mulgrew after an extra - inning tough beat. She's a fiend for action.







And here discussing the strike zone with Robert Conrad , another aggressive gambler.



So Wally we derive much of our income from Hollywood Stars paying us for Baseball Tips. Your position is one of great responsibility. But you have the personality and the charm to pull it off.

Since I proposed you for membership I will act as your big brother to ease you in so to speak. Always feel free to reach out to me for advice and counsel . Please visit me once in a while but for Chrissakes don't come empty handed ... at the very least bring Pastry. I love Cannolis and Napoleons ... and don't scrimp ... I want the Old Fashioned Napoleons with the 7 layers of alternating cream and cake .

Nothing aggravates me more than when a new member brings me a half - assed Napoleon.

Keep in touch,

Neil

[WayneChung]

boolah-boolah

island jibberish-chungs got the konaloco 2-toke buds covered!! and will bring old jimmy buffet classic-A1A / MY WHOLE WORLD LIES WAITING BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 3/ gotta get off the loco for a while-yaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaa!!

[rwall]

CB,
I have no friggin' idea how to crop anything, and my mother always said if I play with my pixil too much I would go blind. I think tying to increase it that much would hurt.
Along with my many "problems", I am computer illiterate.
It took me 24 hours to figure out how to post a damm picture. And that was with good directions.
I am working on the languages.
Ciao
Aloha
Adios
Syonara
Good Bye
Ya' all come back now.

[Spark]

CB,
I have no friggin' idea how to crop anything, and my mother always said if I play with my pixil too much I would go blind. I think tying to increase it that much would hurt.
.

hahahahaha You really are a sick bastage ... haha

[Kaptain]

Spark/ re rwall

hahahahaha You really are a sick bastage ... haha

Spark---so true---only way to describe him is "sick"...what a "sick" sense of humor...I love it...kapt

[CoverBoy]

Wally

Glad to see you're hittin the language thing already . Not to worry about pixels, computers or going blind for that matter. I'll be your eyes (ears, nose and throat for that matter) and FrankieB is your computer genius.

Just continue to concentrate on promoting "good will "

You'll be just fine, Pal.

(__O__) < -------- Prison Ass LOL

[ChuckLazar]

( O )

Now that's a prison ass, Coverboy..

[CoverBoy]

Chuck

Hiya Buddy - NOW THAT'S FRIGHTENING . If anything can prevent crime that sure as hell will.

Welcome aboard Chuck ( as usual ) and make yourself most comfy. Gonna have us some real fun in the coming months. We need guts and glory and you got the real stuff, man.

Neil

[WayneChung]

one toke over the line

sweet jesus-one toke over the line-sitting downtown in a railway station-covey leader to raven-can u send reinforcements-********* down-no mas konaloco!! yaaahaaahaaahaaaa

[ChuckLazar]

Hiya Buddy - NOW THAT'S FRIGHTENING . If anything can prevent crime that sure as hell will.

Welcome aboard Chuck ( as usual ) and make yourself most comfy. Gonna have us some real fun in the coming months. We need guts and glory and you got the real stuff, man.

Neil

Thanks Neil, I can't wait, this is going to be one F@#*king Hilarious Trip. Like Clark Griswald would say " We're going to Wally World".

[Kaptain]

Women now requesting to come aboard--

Guys---I don't know if I can make this work---Ill try--so be patient with me....The following 2 women (we'll call em that) said they were referred by some guy named rwall---sent em to the ship to ask for Frank and Neil---and tell them they love Italian food and helicopters...I'll try and send thes, if I can't---I'll get help from one of my Sons and then do it....I'm getting very nervous about this

[CoverBoy]

Congrats to US !!!


Well we did it !!! Charlie Sheen and Sister Mary Mc Bride came through with the rest of the funds needed for our Copter ... Note Mc Bride's surgical mask and Sheen's swollen kisser ... let's say we had to pull some teeth to get the dough ... but now we're all set. Believe me those Sisters LOVE to get down on baseball games with both fists. And they're a rough bunch of women let me tell you . The name of their Parish is " Our Lady of Perpetual Fear " !!! I ate in their cafeteria this afternoon which is called " The Black and Blue Room " They served Broken Leg of Lamb . They actuallly charged me for lunch !!! And when I questioned the arithmetic on the bill 3 of the Nuns roughed me up. Their names were Dominick, Bruno, and Ox .

Karl - I just know that this copter will prove out to be a real Babe Magnet. The phones are ringing off the hook. Frankie B is quite the charmer. Trim from all over the world !!! And lots of them want to meet THE LOVE DOC

[Spark]

Thanks Neil, I can't wait, this is going to be one F@#*king Hilarious Trip. Like Clark Griswald would say " We're going to Wally World".

You do not know what you are getting into Chucky .. hahaha

Wally World .. How about when they put dead Aunt Edna on the roof of the car??? hahahaha laffe for a week ...