Online Dating sites

[buddyluv1968]

Got two on the line from Craigslist now, one wants to exchange her vagina for rent. I am half considering it except she is a amazon. 5'9" and with heals 6 ft, but she says she cooks,cleans, and shines a mean knob. I am considering it, got a whole basement with no one down there, just need a bell to ring when I am horny and in need of service. Lol

Just stay away from the hotels on Crittenden across from Freedom Hall..... They busted four people two weeks ago for prostitution Seriously where you look is what you find. Can't make a stripper your girlfriend so stay out of those places... Good places to find women are church, grocery stores(man I have found some hot ones at the Fresh Market on Brownsboro Rd and Whole Foods on Shelbyville Rd.)

[jcindaville]

HELLO IM LOOKING 4 SOMEONE TO START A RELACONSHIP WITH. I HAVE 1 SON HE IS 7,2 DOGS SO U MUST LIKE BOTH! I DO WORK HAVE A CAR & HOUSE. I WANT A MAN THAT WORKS HAS A CAR ECT... I LIKE TO GO OUT TO THE BAR,CAMPING HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS I ALSO LIKE TO STAY IN AND WATCH A MOVIE AND CUDDLE.YOU MUST BE GOOD LOOKING & HAVE A GOOD HAED ON UR SHOULDERS

This is what I am up against, lol. This lady says you must be good looking, obviously she is so hot and thin she commands a good looking guy. I mean after all, she has a vagina, a car, and a home. Woooooooooohooooo, a car and a home.

[jcindaville]

Just stay away from the hotels on Crittenden across from Freedom Hall..... They busted four people two weeks ago for prostitution Seriously where you look is what you find. Can't make a stripper your girlfriend so stay out of those places... Good places to find women are church, grocery stores(man I have found some hot ones at the Fresh Market on Brownsboro Rd and Whole Foods on Shelbyville Rd.)

I am doing ok Buddy, i know where the good ones are found, been to church, went there before i was even looking.

I am just having some fun, guys like that tool Stern cant appreciate a little humor and some good old fun.

Trying to liven the site up a bit, thought this would make for a fun topic, I can pull my own ass, dont need any help. I just get cracked up looking at what some of these fatties expect casue they have a twat between there legs

[jcindaville]

Oh, if they say they like to stay in and cuddle......they are fat!

[tech fan]

First off buddy you have to be able to make them laugh.come off the top with something real fast and original.if you are in the grocery store like the one gentlemen said and you see a nice looking women by herself take your cart and run it into hers,then say "well since we had this accident i guess we need to exchange numbers" has a 65% success rate here in atlanta

[tech fan]

If going to a bar

you dont want to be the guy there at 8:00 buying everyone a round of drinks thinking if you get her drunk or if you look rich she will go home with you huge mistake.

Get to the bar extremely late but only drink a couple beers.everyone else at the bar will be drunk as hell while you are just starting.also after only showering and not sweating in your clothes from dancing all night on the packed dance floor you stand out.

Dont be the guy that buys all the drinks for the lady then have her leave with someone else be that someone else.

[tech fan]

If the girl is a 10 and looks high maintenence give her some kind of short and sweet greeting.kind of ignore her.she is used to everyone saying anything to bed her.even give her a somewhat rude complement like who dyed your hair looks like the tips are lighter than the roots.my sister colors hair you should go to her next time.


Trust me this will eat at that lady and even if you dont get her to go home with you that night next time you see her she will try to impress you just dont take the bait.


The one girl from the playboy mansion married to hank baskett said on leno the other night when asked what attracted you to hank? She said,he was the only one at the party that night that did not ask me for my number.


Trust me this works

[tech fan]

IF YOU ARE AT A BAR WITH A SLUTTY GIRL OR A GIRL THAT YOU THINK IS SOMEWHAT OF AN EASY CHICK GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT IN A JOKING WAY.

FOR INSTANCE SAY I HAVE THIS MAJIC WATCH SHE WILL SAY REALLY WHAT DOES IT DO.LOOK AT THE FACE OF THE WATCH AND SAY MY MAGIC WATCH SAYS YOU DONT HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR ON SHE WILL MOSTLY SAY YOU ARE WRONG AND SHOW YOU A STRING FROM THE SIDE SHOWING SHE IS WEARING A THONG.THEN SAY WELL DAMN MY WATCH IS AN HOUR FAST. THIS IS LETTING HER KNOW YOU WANT HER AND IF SHE IS INTRESTED YOU GOT RIGHT TO THE POINT IF NOT PLAY IT OFF AS GETTING HER TO LAUGH

[tech fan]

Also never bring up your ex wife or ex when trying to win over a girl.this does not get sympathy with the new girl just makes the other girl think what is wrong with this dude that this chick would leave him after 5 yrs and had kids together.see what i mean say something that you and your ex are still great friends you just got bored in the realationship and trying differnet things.

[tech fan]

FOR A GIRL ON THE REBOUND THE EASIEST TYPE TO GET USE THE NICE PHRASES YOU HAVE HEARD LIKE


LIFE IS NOT ABOUT THE BREATHES YOU TAKE BUT ABOUT THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE YOUR BREATHE AWAY

OR IF I HAD TO CHOSE BETWEEN AIR OR YOU I WOULD USE MY LAST FEW WORDS TO SAY I LOVE YOU.


A RELATIONSHIP IS NOT ABOUT WHAT YOU CAN GET BUT ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU CAN GIVE
"REBOUND CHICKS LOVE THIS ONE"

MANY MANY MORE BUT CANT GIVE ALL MY SECRETS HELL YOU MIGHT BE MY COMPETITION SOME DAY

[tech fan]

Although mostly joking alot of these do work hope u find someone buddy just dont try to hard.

[longnex]

Just use these. I hear they work for KB.

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty's only a light switch away.

8) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

9) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

And.... the best for last!

10) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up

[kbsooner21]

Try a 30 pack on Natty Light, a pack of Pall M all's, and a sandbag ash tray. Works for me.

Signed,

Nex

[longnex]

Try a 30 pack on Natty Light, a pack of Pall M all's, and a sandbag ash tray. Works for me.

Signed,

Nex

[bryce]

Ignore him MM, I Appreciate your input! Nice to talk shop with someone who has been there and done that.

Bryce, I am not fat nor ugly(not Tom Cruise) but it's a hard life out there bro. Not hard to hit some ass, hard to find a good woman.

JC I know your not buddy---I guess I am just not into the on line thing.
I am on facebook and all but if I become single---the quickest way for me to go meet someone is to go to the bar and meet someone there. Now thinking about it you quit drinking so this is a good alternative for you. It's just not for me.

My brother does this on line thing and it seems like the guy is always traveling at least 45 minutes to an hour to meet these women. That is WAY to much work for me.

In regards to finding a GOOD woman---WHERE---when you find one let me know---they are extinct or never existed!!