Online Dating sites

[wayne1218]

go to your local bar---you guys are kidding me---unless you are ugly---or a big fat fk---I have never gone wrong in a bar---sorry if I offend anyone---if you are fat LOSE weight---if you are ugly---and fat---more than likely NO PUSSY for you---whack it---JACK it---whatever--

Ditto Brother!!!!!

Fuck dating over the net. Remember when the net didn't exist? What did you do then? YOU WENT BAR HOPPING AND PICKED BITCHES UP!!! At least you knew what they looked like right then & there!

[Stern162]

And it explains why you sound like you do the type of person who shoots off his mouth knows nothing and hides behinds a keyboard on a computer screen. I sent a little sarcasm to my boy j.c and you of all of 68 posts shoots off his pathetic mouth to start crap.

Take the bait you sent me and go watch your talking points on hannity.

did that sound bitter?

Thanks for proving me right. Lol

Didn't you just get banned for threatening a mod tough guy ?

[MarkLemke]

Yes you did warn me brother, but I guess a man has to find his way on his own

Went out with a leather face on Friday night, perfect height and weight. 115 LBS and 5 ft 2, but leather face, damn stay out of the Lazar tanner if that is what it produces

Got a 45 year old fatty wanting to do the things i like to do, and we all know what that is

A2M??? good luck with your quest buddy...

[buddyluv1968]

You're joking right?

What's wrong with Craigslist???? Those girls are real right????

[musclemann]

thanks for proving me right. Lol

didn't you just get banned for threatening a mod tough guy ?

wow. The only thing it proves is that youre a troll and a unarmed one at that, trying to start shit. I sent a harmless message to my boy j.c and you (who ever the hell you are) replied to something that had nothing to do with you trying to ignite something.


No go find your hole and bury your head back in it troll.

[musclemann]

Dude, you are going to be one lonely soul.

Matter of fact, you most likely are already. Explains why you sound so
hateful and bitter all the time.

Im having fun with someone on here and this troll starts in on me

I guess j.c would be bitter in your world to I suppose. Read his first post but youre looking to start shit trolling the boards right?

troll

[musclemann]

Ok guys, many of you here know that I have been recently divorced, for those of you who didnt, well guess now you do.

If any of you are in the same boat, I am here to give some free and painful lessons learned to hopefully save you some time from being wasted if you try internet dating.

First and foremost, 85 % of American women from the ages of 32- 45 who have had at least 2 kids are obese.

American women want to be accepted for being obese, there is more of them to love.

They want Romeo to ride in on his white horse and sweep them off of there feet. Well the problem is they weigh a hundred and 90 lbs and they are 5 ft 3 so you might make sure you have a strong back and a Clydesdale to pick up there fat ass!

Here is some lingo correctly deciphered for you so you wont learn the painful way as I had to.

Thin = no ass or tits
Average means size 12 or 40- 60 lbs overweight
A few extra pounds means 60-100 lbs overweight
BBW means fucking Shamoo the whale
Athletic means hot, there are only like 1% of those between the ages of 32-45 and you and me are not getting that!

If they say they like to cook...... they are fat
If they show only a head shot.... they are fat
If they say I want a man to love me for me....they are fat
If they say no booty calls.... they fuck on the second date
If they say are there any good men left... Man hater and they dont put out, they want to be treated like a princess and they dont swallow. Run very fast from these lazy no putting out bitches!
If they say they like to dance, well they will bang on the first date, but who really wants to spend two hours dancing like some fag to get some puss from a chick who needs to lose 40 lbs anyways.


Men, in a nutshell you are best to put up with the behemoth you have at home, trust me on this topic. My recommedations would be to drink less, gamble less, actually talk to your female from time to time and be glad that you get to mount her at least once a month. The alternatives could be worst

Being single does have some advantages, I can do a home and home with anyone at BC whenever I want

Fuck you Kaz and KB

This thread will be an ongoing testament to my quest to find another mrs jcindaville, stay tuned for more exciting teaching from me, single jc

p.s im looking forward to hearing more about this.........

[jcindaville]

Stay single j.c. and get a service. For 200-300 every other week you can get right to business. Do you want to go back to getting laid once a month, someone debating everything you say and not knowing what a blow job feels like unless its your anniversary or birthday?


Ive dated a number of girls from match and dude you hit the nail right on the head thin= no ass and no tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dated another one who was hot but got tired of being her minion and woke up 3 months ago and snatched my man card back and told her to beat it.

I feel u brother, I have been thinking just about what you said. 2 bones and I go to straight to the good stuff, there is something to be said for that

[jcindaville]

wow. The only thing it proves is that youre a troll and a unarmed one at that, trying to start shit. I sent a harmless message to my boy j.c and you (who ever the hell you are) replied to something that had nothing to do with you trying to ignite something.


No go find your hole and bury your head back in it troll.

Ignore him MM, I Appreciate your input! Nice to talk shop with someone who has been there and done that.

Bryce, I am not fat nor ugly(not Tom Cruise) but it's a hard life out there bro. Not hard to hit some ass, hard to find a good woman.

[jcindaville]

What's wrong with Craigslist???? Those girls are real right????

Got two on the line from Craigslist now, one wants to exchange her vagina for rent. I am half considering it except she is a amazon. 5'9" and with heals 6 ft, but she says she cooks,cleans, and shines a mean knob. I am considering it, got a whole basement with no one down there, just need a bell to ring when I am horny and in need of service. Lol

[jcindaville]

Ditto Brother!!!!!

Fuck dating over the net. Remember when the net didn't exist? What did you do then? YOU WENT BAR HOPPING AND PICKED BITCHES UP!!! At least you knew what they looked like right then & there!

Much to be said for that brother Wayne, u are right, at least u know u t attracted to them.

As far as what did i do b4 the Internet, well I was married for 20 years and there was no net when I met my ex, so I don't know how to pick up hoes at the bar! Lol, but I am now learning and working on it.

[jcindaville]

A2M??? good luck with your quest buddy...

Might marry the heffer, u can't get good A2M from most chicks! Lol

[Stern162]

After listening to you speak about women jc it is a shocker that you are single.

[rcmcd]

I feel ya man. Ive never been married, but have a 6yr old girl, and have been single for almost a year now. The gym and church are definitely the places to find women. I havent been on a date yet, but its because this time Im very picky, and I really know from the first conversation with a chick if she is worth marrying. If a woman is in either place..the church or gym.. she is trying to better herself,and not just rely on a man to make her happy.

[KazDog]

Im having fun with someone on here and this troll starts in on me

I guess j.c would be bitter in your world to I suppose. Read his first post but youre looking to start shit trolling the boards right?

troll

Let it go buddy. This guy is obviously trying to bait you. Taint worth it! Your post wasn't directed at the troll....

KAZ