Bettorschat Mad Libs #6: Are You Ready For Some Football?

[Lsufan]

Rook

He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of Taco Bell and 1 enormous I love the Yankees dildo + the latest issue of Useless posts: Your only as good as your last one, by LoveDoc.

Fuck that shit said Rook, all services suck with the exception of mine, and for only $29.99 you can get my LOCK OF THE WEEK..IT WILL NOT LOSE OR I WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND COME BACK AS RAINMAN SPORTS!!!! and can use visa, mastercard, or paypal and neteller for all I care.

Rwall laughed and they both decide to masterbate each other looking at their photoshop collection.[/B]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Awesome Lib Tat2!!!

[Blackbeard]

Rookie Libbers, don't forget the mad libs #1-5 from post #1, I wrote those slightly better than this 1, they are in all sports discussion, but Spark can move em here

[TheRook]

Thanks....I guess I popped my MadLib cherry!

[TheRook]

Rookie Libbers, don't forget the mad libs #1-5 from post #1, I wrote those slightly better than this 1, they are in all sports discussion, but Spark can move em here

Thanks Blackbeard...and awesome job setting this up for everyone!

[rwall]

What the fuck did I ever do to anyone to deserve to be the brunt of everyone's jokes around here.....
You know I have feelings too....Cut me do I not bleed....I am a human being here....

Man No RESPECT....

PS that was pretty good Rook

[Blackbeard]

What the fuck did I ever do to anyone to deserve to be the brunt of everyone's jokes around here.....
You know I have feelings too....Cut me do I not bleed....I am a human being here....

Man No RESPECT....

PS that was pretty good Rook

LMFAO, Man you're killen me, your lucky these guys don't show up at your house with torches and pitchforks!!

[Lsufan]

LMFAO, Man you're killen me, your lucky these guys don't show up at your house with torches and pitchforks!!

Don't give Spark any ideas

[jcindaville]

Holy shit Jimmy, I almost puked my pasta and garlic bread all over the keyboard after reading that. LSU is the king of the lib!!

JC, not bad for a first timer, great line:

thanks bb, thought it wasnt to bad till i read everyone else's.thanks 4 doin it, they are harder than they look

[10DimeBry]

rook,

what did i do to you buddy???

[TheRook]

rook,

what did i do to you buddy???

Sorry Bry...take it as a compliment.....I kid the ones I like!

[Tigger]

BC bus just pulled up, and the game was about to start. For some reason Tigger & ASexyBrunette24 were holding hands as they got off the bus & she was wasted off his ass from drinking GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate) tainted drinks, courtesy of Tigger.

When I met her, I was counting on her having cataracts. When I found that this wasn't true, I knew I had to do something so she'd go to the party with me. WE GOT THE BACK SEAT ON THE BUS!!!

Another EPIC edition of Mad-Lib supplied by LSUfan! Great read buddy.... you almost got me kicked outta here this morning! LMFAO

~~~ Tigger

[RJeremy]

Jimmy and Rook, those were GREAT!

[CoverBoy]

Bettorschat Mad Libs #6

Football season had finally rolled around and MARTY MART was busy ADJUSTING HIS STRAP - ON for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of ANGEL DUST and 1 enormous GERMAN HOOKER + the latest issue of ” BODS OF THE BC MODS EXPOSED… THE SEQUEL“

The phone rang, and PHONEPOLE said he could'nt make because he had to STAY HOME AND PLAY TRAP THE CLAM WITH 3 VIETNAMESE PAY PER VIEW SLUTS AND A MIDGET HARMONICA PLAYER NAMED SASHA GRIMALDI .

KMANN showed up with 3 INSURANCE SALESMEN, 2 DENTAL HYGIENISTS, 4 CATFISH & a bundle of DRUGS, HANDCUFFS, AND CASH ... AND OH YEAH ... A TUNA ON RYE . “ Holy shit", RJ said ….. what are we gonna do with half a dozen 10 POUND BASKETS OF ASSORTED CHEESE COURTESY OF CHUCKIE L ?

”NEVER MIND THAT GIBBERISH , RJ , CHUCKIE SAID … LATER ON YOU CAN STUFF SOME CHEESE IN YOUR MAN BAG TO MAKE IT SMELL BETTER. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT RUB SOME LIMBERGER ON MY PISS PUMP AND BALL SACK. IN THE MEANTIME , SHUT UP AND KEEP DEALING.”

The BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason LOVEDOC & THE BUS DRIVER NAMED PEPINO were holding hands as they got off the bus & BLACKBEARD was wasted off his ass from drinking A 50/50 MIXTURE OF TEQUILA AND WOOLITE. BLACKBEARD COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS BLOOD SHOT EYES AS HE SAW PEPINO JACK UP L-DOCK ON THE SIDE OF THE BUS AND STARTED TO DICK DOC BALLS DEEP.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about THAT SAME OLD TIRED PLAYED OUT OLYMPIC HOCKEY FIX WITH THE RUSSIANS AND THE AMERICANS and his latest escapade with MONOTONE MARV ALBERT and 3 OF HIS HALF - WIT FAGGOT BROTHERS. After the kickoff, GRIFFEY MOJO shouted that he just lost his prop bet ….. BIG MIKE SAYS “ C’MERE GRIFF, I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER … AND HOW I WILL “ and was wondering where the service thread had gone.

FUCK THAT SERVICE THREAD BULLSHIT said FRANKIE B, all services BLOW and can KISS B I G A L Mc MORDIES’ MINISCULE NEEDLE DICK for all I care….. FUCK B I G A L RIGHT IN HIS FAT ASS… FUCK MARC LAWRENCE …. FUCK N O R T H C O A S T …. FUCK NATIONWIDE … FUCK EXECUTIVE …. FUCK CHIP CHIRIMBES AND FUCK LARRY NESS TOO ….. I HATE SERVICES …. FUCK EM ALL … AND OH YEAH FUCK TEXAS SPORTSWIRE TOO. DID I MENTION WAYNE ROOT ??? WELL FUCK HIM TOO …. AND WHILE YOU’RE AT IT FUCK ALL THE FRIENDS OF MIKE LEE … FUCK JIM FEIST … NO … FIST JIM FEIST …. FUCK THE GOLD SHEET …. FUCK THE CINCINNATI KID … FUCK B I G A L … I KNOW I SAID IT BEFORE AND I’M SAYIN IT AGAIN … FUCK HIM ….. IT GOT SO FRANTIC THAT FRANK BEGAN REALLY LOSING IT AND WAS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH SO KARL HAD TO CALM HIM DOWN BY PUTTING ONE OF LSU JIMMY’S FAMOUS HAND ROLLED DOOBIE’S IN HIS MOUTH.

At halftime the guys decide to order some CHINESE WHORES ( RIGHT FROM SOME NEARBY SWEAT SHOP ) and 2 MEXICAN BULLFIGHTERS for RWALL WALLY who was feeling HIS USUAL FRISKY SELF.

The second half started and GRIFF said shit theres goes my other prop bet. HE AND BIG MIKE TONGUED EACH OTHERS NUT SACK , then laughed and they both decided to HOIST UP ONE OF THE BULLFIGHTERS, TIE HIM TO THE CEILING FAN, THEN BEAT HIM LIKE A PINADA AS HE WENT ROUND AND ROUND. NO CANDY WAS FALLING OUT OF THE MATADOR’S POCKETS SO 10 DIME DECIDED TO EAT HIS SHORTS INSTEAD.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but 10 DIME BRY decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street SINGING THE MICHIGAN WOLVERINE FIGHT SONG IN ITALIAN. It was funny untill BO SHEMBECKLER showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the 4th OVERTIME most of the of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. KEAWE had won a cool grand and a LONG LEAN BONE JOB in a side bet with KB SOONER, PHANTOM, AND BIG TICKET . KEAWE REMARKED: " I'M NOT SO INTERESTED IN THE DIME AS I AM IN GETTING MY ASS BONED GOOD BY THEM 3 STUDS" . HE THEN ASKED BIG MIKE TO SPOT HIM SOME K-Y WARMING OIL.

The guys stumbled back to the DORMITORY in a haze of vomit and SMEGMA. Everyone agreed that this would become a NON - tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

[10DimeBry]

coverboy,

LOL thats the best 1 yet, no contest!!!!

[JBC13]

That was hilarious coverboy!!