Bettorschat Mad Libs #6: Are You Ready For Some Football?

[Blackbeard]

bump for Jimmy, welcome back bud, glad things are looking up!!!

[Lsufan]

Bb

bump for Jimmy, welcome back bud, glad things are looking up!!!

Hey buddy, Thanks!!!

I'm working on it now. You know I can't miss a MadLib :D

[TheRook]

Those are fucking great!!!

So far Chuck is #1 so far IMO....

[jcindaville]

We'll get to the new one in a minute, but in case you guys missed em, here are the previous mad libs, don't blame me if you bust an artery laughing too much, gonna miss LSU's input on this one:

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Football season had finally rolled around and _rook______ was busy _shining his mellon______ for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of cozmo mix and diet sierra mist_______ and 1 enormous man bag for rj _______ + the latest issue of_GQ______.

The phone rang, and _LSUFAN______ said he could'nt make because he had to get gas for his generator,(no power see katrina) so his computer would work and he didnt want to lose 1 minute to moondog on their quest for posting champs at bc_______. lovedoc________ showed up with _a 1.75 of captain morgan_____ & a bundle of _ho hos______. "Holy shit" _dimebag_____ said what are we gonna do with half a dozen _of ho hos i need at least a full dozen you shitheads______.

Never mind that __shit____, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason _dccougar______ & __charlie____ were holding hands as they got off the bus & _charlie______ was wasted off his ass from drinking _diet sierra and vodka______.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about _cheating on his holy than thou wife______ and his latest escapade with __two 19 year old skanks he had right before the broadcast____ and 3 _hermorpadites he banged last night______. After the kickoff, __big mike____ shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said _ripple_____, all services __can lick my asshole_____ and can _fucking die after suking my dick______ for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some skanks to come over_____ and 2 _sex therapist _____ for charlie(see he has never had any stank on his hang low) they were their to show him how and when to try and score with dc cougar_______ who was feeling lonely. The second half started and _homer_____ said shit theres goes my other prop bet. _blackbeard_____ laughed and they both decide to _drive to wiz's house and beat the fuck out of him______.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but _tmac_____ decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street _with a big it's all about the U on his back(even thoug their not even the best team in the state and LOUISVILLE IS GOING TO CRUSH THEM NEXT YEAR)______. It was funny untill old man spark_______ showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the _evening_____ most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. _savage_____ had won a cool grand and a _hot young columbian wife______ in a side bet with _wayne______. THe guys stumbled back to the bc bat cave______ in a haze of vomit and _ho hos______. Everyone agreed that this would become a _weekly______ tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

hope this is funny

[Lsufan]

Here We Go

Football season had finally rolled around and The Rook was busy begging his wife to leave the house for his MNF party, which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of weed and 1 enormous water bong + the latest issue of Midget Porn.

The phone rang, and Spark said he couldn’t make it because he had to prime his piss pump to pass his stone. JMarty showed up with his wife & a bundle of his kids. "Holy shit" Homer said, what are we gonna do with half a dozen bugger eaters running around the house while we madly hump each other?

Never mind that, 10DimeBry had his dick stuck in a goat’s ass and the BC bus just pulled up, and the game was about to start. For some reason Tigger & ASexyBrunette24 were holding hands as they got off the bus & she was wasted off his ass from drinking GHB (Gamma Hydroxybutyrate) tainted drinks, courtesy of Tigger.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about how worthless Madden 06 was and his latest escapade with RJ and 3 of the other blind mice. After the kickoff, Moondog shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said Ripple, all services can suck my 3 inch cock and can munch on my bung hole for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some more GHB for all the lady cappers at BC and 2 Vicoden ES for Phonepole, who was feeling lonely. The second half started and Uncle Mo said, shit there goes my other prop bet. Rwall laughed and they both decide to pound each other in the ass until one of them bled or came.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but Kmann decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street with his nut sack dragging the ground. It was funny until Blackbeard showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the doggie style humping session most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. Wayne12188675309 had won a cool grand and a baby oil hand job in a side bet with Chuck E. Cheese. The guys stumbled back to the Bang Bus in a haze of vomit and loads of cum shots. Everyone agreed that this would become a MNF Doggie Style Madness tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and Blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

[jcindaville]

thats fucking great jimmy i swear im fucking crying im laughin so hard, its to bad i now have to cut MY FUCKING GRASS

[jcindaville]

Those are fucking great!!!

So far Chuck is #1 so far IMO....

WAIT TILL U READ JIMMYS

[Lsufan]

thats fucking great jimmy i swear im fucking crying im laughin so hard, its to bad i now have to cut MY FUCKING GRASS

Thanks JC. :D

[Blackbeard]

Never mind that, 10DimeBry had his dick stuck in a goat’s ass and the BC bus just pulled up, and the game was about to start.

Holy shit Jimmy, I almost puked my pasta and garlic bread all over the keyboard after reading that. LSU is the king of the lib!!

JC, not bad for a first timer, great line:

At halftime the guys decide to order some skanks to come over_____ and 2 _sex therapist _____ for charlie(see he has never had any stank on his hang low)

[rwall]

I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm sensing a little bit of pent up agression out of you which is bordering on Psychopathic violence.....
I might even say that your frequent references to anal sex show signs of anal retention.....
LSU, I think you were weaned off the breast too early in life.....Let it go ...Find your inner child and heal my friend......woooooooo!!!!!

[Blackbeard]

Rwall, maybe you missed the previous ones, but gay=funny, its hard to do these without the anus ripping humour

[Lsufan]

Wally

I'm no psychiatrist, but I'm sensing a little bit of pent up agression out of you which is bordering on Psychopathic violence.....
I might even say that your frequent references to anal sex show signs of anal retention.....
LSU, I think you were weaned off the breast too early in life.....Let it go ...Find your inner child and heal my friend......woooooooo!!!!!

I tried a Psychiatrist once. She told me never to log back onto BettorsChat. That session failed, cause this site just keeps drawing me back.

My Psychiatrist, nor a catagory 5 hurricane can keep me away from this place. I guess you all will just have to live with my twisted mind. :tongue:

[Blackbeard]

gotta love that twisted fuckin huricane proof gay bashing mind!!

[Lsufan]

gotta love that twisted fuckin huricane proof gay bashing mind!!

There's no storm stong enough to keep me away from the Libs :D

[TheRook]

Football season had finally rolled around and 10Dime was busy hiding nude Jason White posters for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of Taco Bell and 1 enormous I love the Yankees dildo + the latest issue of Useless posts: Your only as good as your last one, by LoveDoc.

The phone rang, and Spark said he could'nt make it because he had to watch the forum, because if he's not there 24/7 BC could go STRAIGHT TO HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. Tigger showed up with Ben Roethlisberger & a bundle of Condoms. "Holy shit" ASB said what are we gonna do with half a dozen size XXXXXXXXXSmall condoms?

Never mind that ASB, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason Chuck E Cheese & Husker were holding hands as they got off the bus & KBSooner was wasted off his ass from drinking what else, Coors Lite.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about his love affair with Dennis Miller and his latest escapade with BHS and 3 of Spearits daughters. After the kickoff, Monte shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said Rook, all services suck with the exception of mine, and for only $29.99 you can get my LOCK OF THE WEEK..IT WILL NOT LOSE OR I WILL LEAVE THE COUNTRY AND COME BACK AS RAINMAN SPORTS!!!! and can use visa, mastercard, or paypal and neteller for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some midget porn and 2 manbags for RJ who was feeling lonely. The second half started and LSUfan said shit theres goes my other prop bet. Rwall laughed and they both decide to masterbate each other looking at their photoshop collection.
By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but Tigger decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street fucking 20 elderly women in the process taking a total of 24 minutes. It was funny untill Kapt showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the Tigger/LoveDoc/10Dime circle jerk most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. Savage had won a cool grand and a Free year of Stu Feiners millionare locks in a side bet with Ripple. THe guys stumbled back to the back of the trailer also known as 10dimes house in a haze of vomit and sperm. Everyone agreed that this would become a Feura Bush tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, knowing that there was a long night of salad tossing to be had by all.