Bettorschat Mad Libs #6: Are You Ready For Some Football?

[Blackbeard]

We'll get to the new one in a minute, but in case you guys missed em, here are the previous mad libs, don't blame me if you bust an artery laughing too much, gonna miss LSU's input on this one:

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Football season had finally rolled around and _______ was busy _______ for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of _______ and 1 enormous _______ + the latest issue of_______.

The phone rang, and _______ said he could'nt make because he had to _______. ________ showed up with ______ & a bundle of _______. "Holy shit" ______ said what are we gonna do with half a dozen _______.

Never mind that ______, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason _______ & _______ were holding hands as they got off the bus & _______ was wasted off his ass from drinking _______.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about _______ and his latest escapade with ______ and 3 _______. After the kickoff, ______ shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said ______, all services _______ and can _______ for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some ______ and 2 ______ for _______ who was feeling lonely. The second half started and ______ said shit theres goes my other prop bet. _______ laughed and they both decide to _______.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but ______ decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street _______. It was funny untill _______ showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the ______ most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. ______ had won a cool grand and a _______ in a side bet with _______. THe guys stumbled back to the ______ in a haze of vomit and _______. Everyone agreed that this would become a _______ tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

[ChuckLazar]

Football season had finally rolled around and RJ was busy buying manbags for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of Black ones and 1 enormous bag of gold ones + the latest issue of Gentlemans Quarterly.

The phone rang, and LSU said he could'nt make because he had to wash his clothes. Big Mike showed up with Nudey books & a bundle of rubbers. "Holy shit" RJ said what are we gonna do with half a dozen rubbers. Big Mike said, you'll find out later when we go to sleep. :christmas

Never mind that now, said RJ, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason Phonepole & JMarty were holding hands as they got off the bus & singing, "I only have eyes for you". JMarty was wasted off his ass from drinking Foo-Foo Drinks with little umbrellas.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about Jerry Rices retirement and his latest escapade with LoveDoc and 3 blind mice. After the kickoff, Rainman shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said FrankB, all services Blow and can suck my dick for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some Chuck E. Cheese pizza and 2 cases of Iron City Beer for Spaarkie who was feeling lonely. The second half started and Rainman said shit theres goes my other prop bet. Husker laughed and they both decide to check everyones record on the BC Forum.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but 10Dime decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street holding his tits. It was funny untill the police showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the game most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. Wayne had won a cool grand and a piece of BC in a side bet with Monte. THe guys stumbled back to the bus in a haze of vomit. Everyone agreed that this would become a national tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay with Big Mike and his rubbers...
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[Blackbeard]

LMFAO Chuck, that was too F'ing funny!! I'm goin out for awhile, will get mine posted later. RJ will never live down that man bag, just hillarious

[The Lovedoc]

Football season had finally rolled around and 10DIMEBRY was busy MAKING EGGROLLS for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of HARDY'S NEW HAMBURGER CALLED "THE MONSTER"and 1 enormous JELLY DOUGHNUT + the latest issue of MEN IN TIGHTS.

The phone rang, and BLACKBEARD said he could'nt make because he had to FUCK SOMEBODY IN HER EYE. SPEARIT showed up with a GLOCK 9 & a bundle of SUNFLOWER SEEDS. "Holy shit" JCINDAVILLE said what are we gonna do with half a dozen CRACK BABIES.

Never mind that DREAMS ARE FOR SUCKAS, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason SPAARKIE & RJ were holding hands as they got off the bus & HOMER was wasted off his ass from drinking H20.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about JMARTY'S VOICE and his latest escapade with WAYNECHUNG and 3 WISEMEN. After the kickoff, ROOK shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said WAYNE, all services CAN PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY BALLS and can LICK IT OFF for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some STRIPPERS and 2 GAY GUYS for CHUCK AND SPARK who was feeling lonely. The second half started and UFGATOR FAN said shit theres goes my other prop bet. FRANKB laughed and they both decide to TAKE A ROMANTIC WALK DOWN BY THE BEACH.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but BIG MIKE decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street WITH NOTHING ON EXCEPT A BELT AND A BEEPER. It was funny untill THE 12 YEAR OLD GIRLS SOCCER TEAM showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the MASSACRE most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. KMANN had won a cool grand and a CARTON OF CIGARETTES in a side bet with TIGGER. THe guys stumbled back to the GAYEST PARTY EVER in a haze of vomit and MARIJUANA SMOKE. Everyone agreed that this would become a MONTHLY tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

[Blackbeard]

The phone rang, and BLACKBEARD said he could'nt make because he had to FUCK SOMEBODY IN HER EYE.

Damn you doc, at least it was a chick LOL.

[Spark]

hahahaha Those were great ... Keep em coming guys ....

Nice going bb ... thanks

[Blackbeard]

Football season had finally rolled around and LOVEDOC was busy TRYING ON DRESSES for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of EXPIRED MEAT and 1 enormous DIRTY SANCHEZ ON HIS FACE + the latest issue of CHICKS WITH DICKS.

The phone rang, and RJEREMY said he could'nt make because he had TOO MANY PROBLEMS PICKING OUT A MAN BAG. COVERBOY showed up with A 70 YEAR OLD HOOKER & a bundle of CROTCH PHOTOS. "Holy shit" 10DIMEBRYsaid what are we gonna do with half a dozen DICKS AND 1 DRIED OUT PUSSY?

Never mind that WHATS UP WITH THAT PIC OF YOUR GF, CB ASKED, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason HUSKER & WIZZ were holding hands as they got off the bus & BLACKBEARD was wasted off his ass from drinking LIGHTER FLUID AND KOOL AID.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about BIG MIKE and his latest escapade with THE PHOTO HUT and 3 MILLION NUDE PICS HE RAN OFF WITH. After the kickoff, MOONDOG22 shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said FRANKB, all services NEED SEVERE ANAL PROBING and can TAKE A NUKE UP THEIR ASS for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some BUFFALO WINGS and 2 MILLION NUDE PICS for WAYNE who was feeling lonely. The second half started and KMANN said shit theres goes my other prop bet. LOVEDOC laughed and they both decide to START HUMPING RIGHT THAN & THERE.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but LOVEDOC decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street SHOUTING WHY CAN'T I BE A MOD. It was funny untill HIS LIFE PARTNER showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the 2 MINUTE WARNING most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. RIPPLE had won a cool grand and a 10 BOOTLEG DEAD TAPES in a side bet with TRUCKIN. The guys stumbled back to the MEAT WAGON in a haze of vomit and MILKY SUBSTANCES. Everyone agreed that this would become a LIFELONG tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit

[Spark]

[RJeremy]

Chuck,

That is funny as hell. For the LAST TIME, it was a back pack!!!!!!!

[Meg30]

lol very nice plenty of guy on guy action

[ChuckLazar]

Chuck,

That is funny as hell. For the LAST TIME, it was a back pack!!!!!!!

Yeah right, and a pretty red on to boot..

[Blackbeard]

where's coverboy, Bh$ and 10dime who asked me to get this out? c'mon guys, lets getta move on, and someone mail a hard copy to Jimmy, maybe we can cheer him up a little.

[Blackbeard]

Spark, can you move this to the non gambling forum? Thanks, BB

[10DimeBry]

Football season had finally rolled around and TIGGER was busy BUILDING A NEW HOME for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of MAN SPACKLE and 1 enormous TRAMPOLINE + the latest issue of HIGH TIMES.

The phone rang, and KBSOONER said he could'nt make because he had to KILL HIMSELF CAUSE OU LOST TO TCU. LSUFAN showed up with TACOS & a bundle of POKER CHIPS. "Holy shit" SPARK said what are we gonna do with half a dozen VIAGARA.

Never mind that SPARK, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason MONTE & LOVEDOC were holding hands as they got off the bus & RJ was wasted off his ass from drinking COZMO'S.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES and his latest escapade with KMANN and 3 CIRCUS RODIE'S. After the kickoff, SAVAGE1 shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said RIPPLE, all services BLOW ASS and can SUCK BIG MIKE'S BALD DOME for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some MALE ESCORTS and 2 CASES OF DIET SIERRA MIST for RJEREMY who was feeling lonely. The second half started and PUNISHER said shit theres goes my other prop bet. BHS laughed and they both decide to FUCK.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but ROOK decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street LOOKING FOR DAWN. It was funny untill ASEXYBRUNETTE showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the SO CALLED PARTY most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. FRANKB had won a cool grand and a RALPHS TAVERN GIFT CERTIFICATE in a side bet with 10DIMEBRY. THe guys stumbled back to the FARM in a haze of vomit and SPERM. Everyone agreed that this would become a YEARLY tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.

[rwall]

Football season had finally rolled around and LoveDoc was busy Gardening for his MNF party which most of the BC crew were going to. He just got back from the store and had 2 bags of Pork Rinds and 1 enormous enima bag + the latest issue of Teen Beat Magazine.

The phone rang, and JMarty said he could'nt make because he had to be with his wife who was having ANOTHER baby. RJeremy showed up with BigMike & a bundle of BigM's photo albums. "Holy shit" LoveDoc said what are we gonna do with half a dozen naked pics of NIcole.

Never mind that Doc, the BC bus just pulled up and the game was about to start. For some reason JBC13 & BHS were holding hands as they got off the bus & Spearit was wasted off his ass from drinking Prune Juice Daiquiri's.

Madden was busy hawking his latest game and Al Michaels was babbling on about Richard Simmons and his latest escapade with Spark and 3 Wisemen. After the kickoff, MOonDog shouted that he just lost his prop bet, and was wondering where the service thread had gone. Fuck that shit said Rook, all services are great and can keep posting for all I care.

At halftime the guys decide to order some Viagara and 2 Depends for Spark who was feeling lonely. The second half started and MoonDog said shit theres goes my other prop bet. 10DimeBry laughed and they both decide to dance.

By this time the guys were somewhat plastered and had no idea who was winning, but Tigger decided to take off all his clothes and run down the street yodelling. It was funny untill ASexyBrunette showed up and he had to tuck in his junk like a little girl.

By the end of the Barry Manilow Karaoke hour most of the guys were either passed out or pissed off cause they didn't follow the fades. Rainman said had won a cool grand and another $5000 in a side bet with his pal Frank. THe guys stumbled back to the RJ's Merdedes in a haze of vomit and feces. Everyone agreed that this would become a weekly tradition and they were right because the keys were gone and they all had to stay, and blackbeard could not figure out how to end this shit.