Bettorschat Mad Libs

[Blackbeard]

Hey, I take it back, gay=fuckin hillarious

[illjaunt]

funny shit!

[Kaptain]

Wayne

Super good one---all of em are fun...kapt

[Lsufan]

Thats the Kapts version

That was great Kaptain. That was a good one you put in about LSUMONSTER.

Thanks for leaving me out of this one. You are a true class act.

[Hoosier Daddy]

The other day Wiz was enjoying a heroin needle when he got a call from 888. They made plans to shave each other's asses & agreed that the Gilette Mach3 was the way to go. Shortly thereafter Seanie Mac showed up at Wiz's crackhouse, with a look of lust on his face. They all got into the waterbed together, and started lathering each other up.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away RJeremy was defending his record and decided to give Wayne 12185712392713 a call, but the real Ron Jeremy answered the phone and told him that RJ was visiting Chuck in the state pen. So he decided to log onto www.oldgrannyfuckers.com and see what else he could do to try and forget about raping his pet goat.

Meanwhile, SustainDan was posting nudie pictures of Memphis Mafia and had a plate of crabs next to his balls. He got an email from jmarty saying that Ripple had finally got his mystery package in the mail from the services. He quickly pissed on the package, and found a note from UPS saying "Do Not Piss On". He knew what he had to do, which was continue pissing on it.

In the Midwest Monte had just heard the news and was scared at the thought of his vicodin coming to an end. He put on his favorite NASCAR shirt and turned on the radio. He was shocked to find out that Wiz was involved in a shaving accident and made plans to visit his old friend Love Doc so they could shuck & jive.

To make a long story even stupider, the guys all decided to join the Village People and hoped that Memphis Mafia would shave her back and they would all have a good time laughing at the beast.

[Spark]

hahahahaha They are getting better and better ... great idea beard ...

[wayne1218]

C'mon RJ!

You didn't think mine was funny? :D

[Blackbeard]

c'MON YOU LAZY BUMS WE NEED SOME MORE ENTRIES SO I CAN PEE MY PANTS AGAIN LOL

[CoverBoy]

The other day SPARK was enjoying an ENEMA when he got a call from SIMON COWELL FROM AMERICAN IDOL. They made plans to MEET AT SIMON'S HOME & agreed that A DUEL ENEMA was the way to go. Shortly thereafter LSU FAN showed up at SIMON'S with a look of JEALOUSY on his face. They all got into the ENEMA together, and started TO SING OPERA TO each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away BLACKBEARD was DRUNKER THAN SHIT and decided to give BIG MIKE a call, but MIKEY'S GIRLFRIEND answered the PHONE and told him that MIKE was visiting LOVEDOC in a HAVANA JAIL. So he decided to log onto WWW.GIVEMEMYFUCKINGTOOLSORI'LLBREAKYOURGODDAMNNOSE .COM and see what else he could do to TORTURE HIS ASSHOLE EX-BOSS.

Meanwhile, FRANKIEB was posting nudie pictures of 12 YEAR OLDS and had a plate of MUSSELS MARINARA next to his COMPUTER. He got an email from KMANN saying that COVERBOY had finally got his mystery package in the mail from SOME OLD RICH TOOTHLESS WRINKLED TWAT . AS SOON AS HE GOT IT he quickly FONDLED the package and found a note from HER saying "SONNY ... CONSIDER THIS YOUR SEVERANCE PAY ... YOU ARE A LOUSY LAY. He knew what he had to do, which was TO GIVE HIMSELF THE OLD 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE ON HIS PISS PUMP .... TWICE.

In the Midwest MONTE had just heard the news THAT HIS WEBSITE was GOING DOWN THE CRAPPER at the thought of his MEMBERS becoming MORE AND MORE TWISTED BY THE MINUTE ON A SATURDAY AFTERNOON. SO he put on his favorite BODY STOCKING and turned on the VIBRATOR. He was ECSTATIC to find out that WAYNE AND TONY VEGAS were involved in a MENAGE A TROIS WITH A SHEEP named " DAISY" and made plans to visit them ASAP so they could NOW HAVE A FOURSOME.

To make a long story EVEN MORE DISGUSTING, those 3 guys all decided to MOVE IN TOGETHER WITH DAISY and hoped that THE WOOLEY BASTARD SLUT would CHIP IN FOR THE RENT and they would all GET a good BLOW JOB.
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[Lsufan]

Neil

... So he decided to log onto WWW.GIVEMEMYFUCKINGTOOLSORI'LLBREAKYOURGODDAMNNOSE .COM and see what else he could do to TORTURE HIS ASSHOLE EX-BOSS...

... COVERBOY had finally got his mystery package in the mail from SOME OLD RICH TOOTHLESS WRINKLED TWAT . AS SOON AS HE GOT IT he quickly FONDLED the package and found a note from HER saying "SONNY ... CONSIDER THIS YOUR SEVERANCE PAY ... YOU ARE A LOUSY LAY. He knew what he had to do, which was TO GIVE HIMSELF THE OLD 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE ON HIS PISS PUMP .... TWICE ...

LMFAO ~ I'm in tears

[Blackbeard]

Lmao, Great Cb, That Is My Second Favourite Website Behind Bc.

Bettorschat Mad Libs Coming Attractions: European Vacation

[CoverBoy]

Hey Guys I just caught on to this today and it's got to be one of the funniest threads ever.

BB - please make this a regular feature.

Where's RWall WALLY ?

[Lsufan]

Hey Guys I just caught on to this today and it's got to be one of the funniest threads ever.

BB - please make this a regular feature.

Where's RWall WALLY ?

I agree Neil. We can have a lot of fun with these Keep posting them BB.

P.S. Neil, did you enjoy ILoveYo-Yo's.com?

[Spearit]

Too fuckin' much- I spend my hours with preverts.

[CoverBoy]

Jimmy LSU / BB

ROFLMFBO ...

"The other day 10DIMEBRY was enjoying a DICK IN THE ASS when he got a call from RWALL"

I'm crackin' so bad over here my sides are cramping up. I can't seem to get past your first line. I keep trying but then I go into Freakin Hysterics.

Is next week the European Vacation ? If so I'm on it already.

" Once upon a time SPARK went to ITALY and THE LEANING TOWER OF PISA took one look at him and BECAME ERECT AGAIN . It was indeed a MIRACLE and all the ITALIANS formed a line 1 mile long to kiss Sparks FEET. They likened this event to Moses parting The Red Sea .... The Blessed Virgin Mary's Immaculate Conception .... And Jose Mesa getting 2 saves in a row.
After the 3rd Italian knelt down to pay homage to their beloved Spark word quickly got out that he suffers from an intense foot odor problem so they flew him to Switzerland for a Podiatric consultation.
His sainthood is still pending approval by THE POPE who, as we all know , frowns upon stinky feet.