Bettorschat Mad Libs

[Blackbeard]

OK, I obviuously have too much free time, but this should be fun, fill in the blanks with members names, nouns verbs and what have you, lets not make them too gay, Bettorschat Mad Libs:

The other day _______ was enjoying a _______ when he got a call from______. They made plans to_______ & agreed that _______ was the way to go. Shortly thereafter _______ showed up at _______, with a look of_______ on his face. They all got into the_______ together, and started ________ each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away______ was______and decided to give______ a call, but_______ answered the_______ and told him that______ was visiting______ in_______. So he decided to log onto _______ and see what else he could do to_______.

Meanwhile,_______was posting nudie pictures of_______ and had a plate of______ next to his_______. He got an email from ______ saying that_______ had finally got his mystery package in the mail from______. He quickly______ the package, and found a note from______ saying _______. He knew what he had to do, which was______.

In the Midwest______ had just heard the news and was_______at the thought of his______ coming to_______. He put on his favorite_______ and turned on the_______. He was _______ to find out that _______ was involved in a _______ and made plans to visit his old friend_______ so they could______ & ______.

To make a long story______. The guys all decided to______ and hoped that______ would _______ and they would all have a good______.

[bhs4life]

Here Is Mine

OK, I obviuously have too much free time, but this should be fun, fill in the blanks with members names, nouns verbs and what have you, lets not make them too gay, Bettorschat Mad Libs:

The other day KBSOONER was enjoying a GLASS OF WINE when he got a call from LSUFAN. They made plans to STORM CHASE & agreed that THE BUS was the way to go. Shortly thereafter WAYNE showed up at THE BUS STATION, with a look of FEAR on his face. They all got into the GREYHOUND together, and started Comforting each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away CHUCK was TANNING and decided to give RJ a call, but RJ's SISTER answered the PHONE and told him that 10DIMEBRY was visiting PITT. So he decided to log onto B.C. and see what else he could do today.

Meanwhile,BIGMIKE DUH was posting nudie pictures of MORE GIRLS and had a plate of PIZZA next to his CPU. He got an email from SPARK saying that SPARK had finally got his mystery package in the mail from PFIZER. He quickly opened the package, and found a note from 10DIME saying GOT YA. He knew what he had to do, which was BAN 10 DIME.

In the Midwest KB had just heard the news and was HAPPY AS HELL at the thought of 10 DIME BEING BANNED. He put on his favorite T-SHIRT and turned on the AM RADIO. He was BESIDE HIM SELF to find out that MONTE was involved in a RACE and made plans to visit his old friend KAPT so they could EAT MILK & COOKIES.

To make a long story LONGER. The guys all decided to DRINK BEER and hoped that ONE DAY THEY COULD ALL BE AS COOL AS BH$ . BITCHES.

ENJOY

[bhs4life]

Nobody Else Has One

[Blackbeard]

Ok, I'm going first, and mine quickly turns gay, despite what I said LOL.

The other day Jmarty was enjoying a turkey sandwich when he got a call from Phonepole. They made plans to go see Disney on Ice & agreed that a beat up station wagon was the way to go. Shortly thereafter Rjeremy showed up at the hot tub they were in, with a look of disbelief on his face. They all got into the hot tub together, and started lathering each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away Lsufan was lying in a hammock and decided to give Keawe a call, but Chuck e cheese answered the call and told him that Keawe was visiting The Lovedoc in Club Med Barbados. So he decided to log onto his favorite site: beastiality & boobs, and see what else he could do to further abuse himself.

Meanwhile, Wayne was posting nudie pictures of the presidents mom and had a plate of escargot & cheese dooodles next to his pet elephant. He got an email from Kmann saying that FrankB had finally got his mystery package in the mail from Coverboy. He quickly burned the package, and found a note from Homer saying I knew you would burn that package.. He knew what he had to do, which was buy new shoelaces.

In the Midwest Spark had just heard the news and was giddy at the thought of his oriental love slave coming to visit. He put on his favorite smoking jacket and turned on the toaster. He was delighted to find out that 10dimebry was involved in a gay love triangle and made plans to visit his old friend bhs4life so they could start a business selling nose hair clippers & bat guano.

To make a long story short. The guys all decided to reem Blackbeard a new one and hoped that his pecker would shrivel up and they would all have a good laugh.

[bhs4life]

Ok, I'm going first, and mine quickly turns gay, despite what I said LOL.

The other day Jmarty was enjoying a turkey sandwich when he got a call from Phonepole. They made plans to go see Disney on Ice & agreed that a beat up station wagon was the way to go. Shortly thereafter Rjereemy showed up at the hot tub they were in, with a look of disbelief on his face. They all got into the hot tub together, and started lathering each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away Lsufan was lying in a hammock and decided to give Keawe a call, but Condoleeza Rice answered the call and told him that Keawe was visiting The Lovedoc in Club Med Barbados. So he decided to log onto his favorite site: beastiality & boobs, and see what else he could do to further abuse himself.

Meanwhile, Wayne was posting nudie pictures of the presidents mom and had a plate of escargot & cheese dooodles next to his pet elephant. He got an email from Kmann saying that FrankB had finally got his mystery package in the mail from Coverboy. He quickly burned the package, and found a note from Homer saying I knew you would burn that package.. He knew what he had to do, which was buy new shoelaces.

In the Midwest Spark had just heard the news and was giddy at the thought of hisoruental love slave coming to visit. He put on his favorite smoking jacket and turned on the toaster. He was delighted to find out that 10dimebry was involved in a gay love triangle and made plans to visit his old friend bhs4life so they could start a business selling nose hair clippers & bat guano.

To make a long story short. The guys all decided to reem Blackbeard a new one and hoped that his pecker would shrivel up and they would all have a good laugh.

HEY DICK I DIDNT BASH YOU LOL THAT WAS A GOOD ONE

[Blackbeard]

Great one Charlie!!!!! Think I may need to put on my army helmet, this is going to get ugly.

[bhs4life]

Great one Charlie!!!!! Think I may need to put on my army helmet, this is going to get ugly.

Wait til Bryan gets one

[BigTicket]

dude this is some funny shit!!

I don't have time to do one right now, but YES you do have a LOT of free time blackbeard, my african american friend!!!

[RJeremy]

those are pretty funny

[Homer]

That is great man

Wayne and those Nude Pics

[DZNUTZ]

Thatt's great!!!!!!!!!!!

[10DimeBry]

OK, I obviuously have too much free time, but this should be fun, fill in the blanks with members names, nouns verbs and what have you, lets not make them too gay, Bettorschat Mad Libs:

The other day RJEREMY was enjoying a CIGARETTE when he got a call from JMARTY. They made plans to GO TO A NUDE BEACH & agreed that FREEBALLING was the way to go. Shortly thereafter FRANKB showed up at THE NUDE BEACH, with a look of EXCITEMENT on his face. They all got into the LAKE together, and started WASHING each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away SPARK was ON BETTORSCHAT and decided to give WAYNE a call, but KBSOONER answered the PHONE and told him that WAYNE was visiting 10DIME in FEURA BUSH. So he decided to log onto MENOVER100.COM and see what else he could do to GET AROUSED.

Meanwhile, W IZARDOFODDZ was posting nudie pictures of RJEREMY'S SISTER and had a plate of NACHOS next to his BELLY. He got an email from RJEREMY saying that LSUFAN had finally got his mystery package in the mail from JBC13 He quickly LICKED the package, and found a note from BHS saying I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABY. He knew what he had to do, which was LAY THE WOOD TO BHS.

In the Midwest HOMER had just heard the news and was THRILLED at the thought of his LOVER coming to MICHIGAN. He put on his favorite LEATHER PANTS and turned on the GAY PORN CHANNEL. He was SO HAPPY to find out that SPAARKIE was involved in a ILLEGAL COW TIPPING BUSINESS and made plans to visit his old friend SPAARKIE so they could HAVE A PICNIC & MAKE LOVE.

To make a long story EVEN LONGER. The guys all decided to HANG OUT and hoped that CHUCK LAZAR would BRING OVER THE LAZAR 2 BED and they would all have a good LONG TANNING SESSION.

here you go guys.

[Blackbeard]

Freeballing....man that was funny

[bhs4life]

here you go guys.

HOW IN THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS GOT STUCK WITH THE GAY SHIT ............COCKFUCK

[10DimeBry]

Freeballing....man that was funny

thanks blackbeard. This is a great idea you came up with. You should do this weekly