Bettorschat Mad Libs

[Homer]

Dime that is Priceless man.

[kbsooner21]

HOW IN THE FUCK DO I ALWAYS GOT STUCK WITH THE GAY SHIT ............COCKFUCK

[Spark]

OMG ... hahahaha Those were fantastic .. What a group.... Thanks for the laffe

[Lsufan]

The other day 10DIMEBRY was enjoying a DICK IN THE ASS when he got a call from RWALL. They made plans to BE LOVERS & agreed that HOMOSEXUALITY was the way to go. Shortly thereafter RJEREMY showed up at DOOR, with a look of GLEE on his face. They all got into the BED together, and started HUMPIN’ & PUMPIN’ each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away KMANN was TRYING ON DRESSES and decided to give COVERBOY a call, but FRANK answered the PHONE and told him that COVERBOY was visiting WWW.ILOVEYO-YO’S.COM in THE COMPUTER ROOM. So he decided to log onto PIRATE PLEASURES.COM and see what else he could do to GET A BIGGER ERRECTION.

Meanwhile, WAYNE was posting nudie pictures of THE GIRL NEXT DOOR and had a plate of VASELINE INTENSIVE CARE LOTION next to his PECKER. He got an email from SPARK saying that SPARK had finally got his mystery package in the mail from THE AGING OAK’S NURSING HOME. He quickly OPENED the package, and found a note from THE STAFF saying “WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU WITH US HERE.” He knew what he had to do, which was PACK UP AND MOVE INTO THE HOME, SO THAT HE COULD GET SOME REST.

In the Midwest, KBSOONER had just heard the news and was EXCITED at the thought of DALE EARNHART JR. coming to HIS HOME. He put on his favorite RED NECK OUTFIT and turned on the NASCAR “IN-CAR” CHANNEL. He was SHOCKED to find out that 10DIMEBRY was involved in a NASCAR POOL and made plans to visit his old friend LDAWG so they could HUG ONE ANOTHER & TALK ABOUT THIS YEAR’S NASCAR RACES.

To make a long story END, the guys all decided to PLAY TWISTER IN THE NUDE and hoped that CHUCK E CHEESE would SPIN THE WHEEL PERFECTLY, SO THAT SPARK WOULD HAVE TO PUT HIS DICK IN KMANN’S ASS, and they would all have a good LAUGH TOGATHER.

[kbsooner21]

The other day 10DIMEBRY was enjoying a DICK IN THE ASS when he got a call from RWALL. They made plans to BE LOVERS & agreed that HOMOSEXUALITY was the way to go. Shortly thereafter RJEREMY showed up at DOOR, with a look of GLEE on his face. They all got into the BED together, and started HUMPIN’ & PUMPIN’ each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away KMANN was TRYING ON DRESSES and decided to give COVERBOY a call, but FRANK answered the PHONE and told him that COVERBOY was visiting WWW.ILOVEYO-YO’S.COM in THE COMPUTER ROOM. So he decided to log onto PIRATE PLEASURES.COM and see what else he could do to GET A BIGGER ERRECTION.

Meanwhile, WAYNE was posting nudie pictures of THE GIRL NEXT DOOR and had a plate of VASELINE INTENSIVE CARE LOTION next to his PECKER. He got an email from SPARK saying that SPARK had finally got his mystery package in the mail from THE AGING OAK’S NURSING HOME. He quickly OPENED the package, and found a note from THE STAFF saying “WE WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU WITH US HERE.” He knew what he had to do, which was PACK UP AND MOVE INTO THE HOME, SO THAT HE COULD GET SOME REST.

In the Midwest, KBSOONER had just heard the news and was EXCITED at the thought of DALE EARNHART JR. coming to HIS HOME. He put on his favorite RED NECK OUTFIT and turned on the NASCAR “IN-CAR” CHANNEL. He was SHOCKED to find out that 10DIMEBRY was involved in a NASCAR POOL and made plans to visit his old friend LDAWG so they could HUG ONE ANOTHER & TALK ABOUT THIS YEAR’S NASCAR RACES.

To make a long story END, the guys all decided to PLAY TWISTER IN THE NUDE and hoped that CHUCK E CHEESE would SPIN THE WHEEL PERFECTLY, SO THAT SPARK WOULD HAVE TO PUT HIS DICK IN KMANN’S ASS, and they would all have a good LAUGH TOGATHER.

[10DimeBry]

lsufan,

that was hilarious buddy

[10DimeBry]

i'm waiting on RJ to comment on mine

[Lsufan]

here you go guys.

Freeballing and Menover100.com had me in tears.

[10DimeBry]

come on guys lets get some more posts

[RJeremy]

These are funny as hell.

[Lsufan]

come on guys lets get some more posts

I agree. BHS, Blackbeard, 10Dime, and I can't be the only one's that can think of something to "fill in the blanks."

Spark, Rwall, Kmann, KB, Coverboy, Big Mike, I know you can think of something to get us laughing.

Come on, it's Friday!!!!!

[wayne1218]

OK, I obviuously have too much free time, but this should be fun, fill in the blanks with members names, nouns verbs and what have you, lets not make them too gay, Bettorschat Mad Libs:

The other day RJ was enjoying a glass of Merlot when he got a call from surveyor. They made plans to go over his record at Bettorschat & agreed that hiring an accountant was the way to go. Shortly thereafter husker showed up at RJ's house, with a look of excitement on his face. They all got into the Hot tub together, and started making up with each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away 10Dimebry was washing his trailer and decided to give Lovedoc a call, but BigMike answered the phone and told him that he & Marty was visiting for the week in a spur of the moment vacation. So he decided to log onto Nascar.com and see what else he could do to get someone to go to a race with him.

Meanwhile, Ldawg was posting nudie pictures of Jeff Gordon and had a plate of Lobster Rolls next to his computer. He got an email from frankb saying that coverboy had finally got his mystery package in the mail from kmann. He quickly opened the package, and found a note from the real "3 Wise Men" saying they have the copyrights to the name. He knew what he had to do, which was to hire a "Hitman" (waynechung) to take care of this problem .

In the Midwest Homer had just heard the news and was devastated at the thought of his Copyright being questioned by Mr. Simpson & Marge coming into play. He put on his favorite Skates and turned on the Zamboni (It's therapy). He was shocked to find out that spaarkie was involved in a Zamboni accident himself while mowing his front lawn and made plans to visit his old friend this weekend so they could make plans on the future & create a much safer machine.

To make a long story short. The guys all decided to show up at Spark's house to chow on some Nachos and hoped that Monte would be there and they would all have a chance to interview for a Moderator position.

I had to do it!

[Lsufan]

The other day RJ was enjoying a glass of Merlot when he got a call from surveyor. They made plans to go over his record at Bettorschat & agreed that hiring an accountant was the way to go. Shortly thereafter husker showed up at RJ's house, with a look of excitement on his face. They all got into the Hot tub together, and started making up with each other.

OMG ~ LMFAO

[Blackbeard]

Damn these are great!!! I'm already thinking about next weeks!!

[Kaptain]

heres the Kapts version

OK, I obviuously have too much free time, but this should be fun, fill in the blanks with members names, nouns verbs and what have you, lets not make them too gay, Bettorschat Mad Libs:

The other day LSU was enjoying a rectal dildo when he got a call from moondog22. They made plans to cum together & agreed that Yahoo IM-voice mail was the way to go. Shortly thereafter rwall showed up at the door, with a look of tortured jealousy on his face. They all got into the spa together, and started consoling/fondling each other.

At the very same time 1,000 miles away Spark was still wide awake and decided to give Monte a call, but LOVE DOC answered the phone and told him that 10dime was visiting Wayne in Maine . So he decided to log onto BC and see what else he could do to stir up some shit..

Meanwhile,Big Mikewas posting nudie pictures of anybody and everybody and had a plate of pizza next to his toilet. He got an email from RJ saying that Chuck

had finally got his mystery package in the mail from Fredricks House of Lingerie. He quickly opened the package, and found a note from RJ saying Love you and Miss you. He knew what he had to do, which was Look at RJ picture and plan another secret tanning rendezvous...

In the Midwest Kapt had just heard the news and was pissedat the thought of his Lingerie coming to Chuck by mistake. He put on his favorite spaghetti strap dress and turned on the porn movie. He was shocked to find out that FrankB and CoverBoy was involved in a Old Womans Prostitution ring and made plans to visit his old friend Spark so they could go & bail em out of Jail...

To make a long story end the right way. The guys all decided to say fuck it and hoped that Wiz-Alan Palmer and a few more would stay away, and they would all have a good, loose as a gosse--gay---fun loving forum

Thats the Kapts version