Good Morning Spark

[jcindaville]

A teacher asks her third grade class," If there are 3 birds on a tree and you shoot one of them, how many birds would remain?? ". Johnny,the nuaghtiest of the lot, shoots up his hand.

The teacher says "Ok johnny ,whats the answer?".
Johnny says "none,ma'am. After hearing the shot ,all the other birds will also fly away."
Teacher says "No Johnny, the answer here is 2, but I like the way you're thinking".

Now Johnny has a doubt.
Johhny asks the teacher " can i ask u a question?
Teacher says "Sure"

Johnny: "There are three ladies havin ice cream at the parlour. The first one is eatin it, the second is lickin it while the third one is suckin on it. Can u tell which one of the ladies is married??"
Teacher is terribly embaressed, but she puts on a brave face and answers. "I....I......I guess the one which is suckin on the ice cream is married."

Johnny answers " no ma'am,the one who has the wedding ring on her finger is married,BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE THINKIN." !!!!!

[Lsufan]

"SHOW YOUR SKILLS DAY" AT THE SHADY OAKS NURSING HOME


As Spark went to the front of the meeting room, he announced, "Unlike most hypnotists who invite two or three people up here to be put into a trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."

The excitement was almost electric as Spark withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.

Spark then said, "I want you each to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."

Spark began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..."

The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from Spark's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit," yelled out Spark ...

It then took three days for the staff to clean up the senior center.

[Spark]

Rwall. whatever happened to him?? He was great

[tech fan]

Morning Spark

[Lsufan]

Rwall. whatever happened to him?? He was great

Yeah, I miss that guy. He was hillarious ... especially with "Spark Jokes."

[tech fan]

SURE HE WILL BE BACK SINCE THIS THREAD WAS BUMPED HAPPENS ALL THE TIME

[Spark]

Bump

[rwall]

A man sunbathes in the nude and ends up burning his penis. His doctor tells him 2 ease the pain by dipping it in a saucer of milk. Later his wife comes home and finds him with his dick in a saucer of milk. Good heavens, she remarks, I always wondered how u re-loaded those things!

[rwall]

Three old men were discussing the travails of getting older. The Kaptain said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand, while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away, or start making a sandwich."

The second old man Savage chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down."

The third old man Spark responded, " Well, guys, I'm glad I don't have that problem. Knock on wood," as he rapped his knuckles on the table, and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"

[rwall]

Good Morning Buddy Im Happy as a pig in shit to be back. You are the best ....but still old

[Spark]

Good Morning Buddy Im Happy as a pig in shit to be back. You are the best ....but still old

and do not ever leave again!!!

[WayneChung]

YEH RWALL,DO NOT LEAVE AGAIN BuDDY !!