Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[JBC13]

Sorry bout that man. You'll find another one I'm sure. Since I hear there is an abundance of good looking ladies down in South Fla

yeah there are quite a few...i think your boy dale jr is gonna have a good year...looked good in the shootoout

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[Chado1]

Got a promotion at work, so been busy as hell. Taking 6 hours of night classes as well. Just work and school and a little boozing every now and then. Glad nascar is getting fired back up How are you liking USF? You and your girl still together?

Who you foolin?

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[10DimeBry]

good morning monte


good morning everyone.


have a great day

[jcindaville]

good morning monte


good morning everyone.


have a great day

You at work??

[Spark]

Morning Inmates ...

[kbsooner21]

Morning guys

[Chado1]

[Meg30]

Good Morning all

Congrats on your Canadians win last night Chado

[longnex]

good morning everyone

[kbsooner21]

Meg, wrote you a little poem for Valentines Day. Be mine

Collards is green,
my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have
a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk
a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's
and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass,
which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales
but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry
jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff"
right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth,
for which I am proud;
I hold my head high
when we're out in a crowd.
On special occasions,
when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven,
and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work,
they all want to know,
What I did to deserve
such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape,
yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles
and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug
a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those far ants
I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth
like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life
more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight
like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete;
Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection,
like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years,
yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie
with a RC cold drank,
We go together
like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men,
they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart,
it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses
on that special day
From the cooler at Kroger.
That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds
from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever,"
they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey,
these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special,
you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift,
without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds...

IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

Happy Valentine's Day

[Meg30]

WHAT A TOOL...Thanks KB...that was very ..ummm different

[kbsooner21]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

[longnex]

I found the real poem KB meant to send.

Roses are red
blue is the sky
If you dont become my valentine
I'll eat til I die.