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[Spark]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

hahahahaha


You too pal ... Thanks

[kbsooner21]

Down on the bayou
sucking on crawdad heads
Coach yelled from the sideline
Don't tackle that inbred

You see flags were involved
no contact allowed
Coach had to protect his star player
So he could be healthy for the big crowd

Poor little Eli said thanks Coach
from protecting me from those meanies
Coach just grinned
and pulled down his beanie

Game after game
to the championship they went
Even playing flag football
was no detriment

First Archie, then Peyton
now the next star is grand
and only Daryl Coughlin
could lead him to the promised land

And the Super Bowl he won
Over the mighty Pats
Eli called Coach
and said I'll send you one of those hats

For your leadership is what made
me what I am today
For your guidance I leaned on
and I hoped and I prayed

We'll celebrate this victory
together at last
we'll hook up on the bayou
and chat about the past

Happy Valentine's Day Nex

[Chado1]

Good Morning all

Congrats on your Canadians win last night Chado

Thanks...they had lost 3 in a row...we needed that....

Any plays for tonight Meg?

[Chado1]

Spark's windpants are red
his Nikes have gel
He gets along on his walker
like a bat outta hell

Shuffleboard is his game
Italian Stallion his name
He makes a mean quilt
While wearing a kilt

From Paris to Rome
He's all over his "home"
Riding his motorized cart
He wins over the ladies hearts

Bingo at one
Sing a long at two
He pimps all the ho's
Like I wish I could do

Happy Valentine's Spark

LMAO...good one Kyle..

[kbsooner21]

Lazar Jr's his name
hugging trees is his game
He lives out on the west coast
and enjoys a nice "weenie" roast

While chilling on the yacht
with his boy Chuck
they sip umbrella drinks
til they decide to go f*ck

Doggystyle it is
the terrorist dives in
Chuck pulls his hair
then dabbles a little on his chin

He gobbles it down
a rookie at this he is not
he polishes that knob
while Paris Hilton says "that's hot"

While pulling up on the sand
they set up the cones
for they need a few dashes
40 yards is the zone

The stopwatch is out
the starting line laid down
Chuck takes off like a rocket
Which leaves Kaz to frown

For he knows he has no shot
as Chuck has the articles to prove
he can shimmy and shake
Boy can he really move

He's thrown passes with Bradshaw
and run routes with Lynn Swann
but around Bettorschat
he was known as a con

Kaz doesn't mind
cause the yacht is all his
and tells us all
to mind our own biz

Away they go again
riding the waves
to find a nice spot
to add to their faves

Happy Valentine's Kaz

[Chado1]

Lazar Jr's his name
hugging trees is his game
He lives out on the west coast
and enjoys a nice "weenie" roast

While chilling on the yacht
with his boy Chuck
they sip umbrella drinks
til they decide to go f*ck

Doggystyle it is
the terrorist dives in
Chuck pulls his hair
then dabbles a little on his chin

He gobbles it down
a rookie at this he is not
he polishes that knob
while Paris Hilton says "that's hot"

While pulling up on the sand
they set up the cones
for they need a few dashes
40 yards is the zone

The stopwatch is out
the starting line laid down
Chuck takes off like a rocket
Which leaves Kaz to frown

For he knows he has no shot
as Chuck has the articles to prove
he can shimmy and shake
Boy can he really move

He's thrown passes with Bradshaw
and run routes with Lynn Swann
but around Bettorschat
he was known as a con

Kaz doesn't mind
cause the yacht is all his
and tells us all
to mind our own biz

Away they go again
riding the waves
to find a nice spot
to add to their faves

Happy Valentine's Kaz

BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

[longnex]

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life,
between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night"



She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"



John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."



"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.



The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.



The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."



She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

[Meg30]

Joesph...Kyle is putting rubish in my thread

[kbsooner21]

Joesph?? rubish??

[Meg30]

hello....................

[BettorsChat]

Morning Everyone

[jcheckers]

Good Morning Fat Boys!

[Spark]

Morning Gang

[vols fan]

Good morning everyone.

[Meg30]

Good Morning Monte/Volsfan/Checkers and Sparky!