BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!
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> Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
> on
> the corner.
> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
> Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
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> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
> cheese sandwich
> Dispatc her: Excuse me?
> Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
> table
> and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of
> it.
> Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
> Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
> of
> it!
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>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
> eleven
> on it.
> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
> apart
> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
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> And the winner is..........
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> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No .
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
> breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.
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how you doing bro? you havent posted in days, is all ok???
Everything is great bro. Hope all is well with you. I've been trying to keep myself busy. For about a month now I've been spending my mornings studying the Bible. I need all the help I can get. Babysitting my Godchild last 2 days and I've been trying to get back in the kitchen to cook. Something I've always loved to do, but the old back won't let me do too much. But all is good here.
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
Everything is great bro. Hope all is well with you. I've been trying to keep myself busy. For about a month now I've been spending my mornings studying the Bible. I need all the help I can get. Babysitting my Godchild last 2 days and I've been trying to get back in the kitchen to cook. Something I've always loved to do, but the old back won't let me do too much. But all is good here.
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