Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[Ldawg]

Mornin' James, Merry Xmas to you too Bro' .... hope that you are doing well !




PS - Blow me Dimer .....

[kbsooner21]

Dimer, Jimbo, Dawg.

[longnex]

BELIEVE it or not , these are REAL 911 Calls!
>
>
> Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house
> on
> the corner.
> Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
> Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
> Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and
> cheese sandwich
> Dispatc her: Excuse me?
> Caller : I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen
> table
> and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of
> it.
> Dispatcher : Was anything else taken?
> Caller : No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired
> of
> it!
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an
> eleven
> on it.
> Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
> Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
> Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
> Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
>
>
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
> Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes
> apart
> Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
> Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
>
> And the winner is..........
>
> Dispatcher: 9-1-1
> Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath.
> Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
> Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
> Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
> Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
> Caller: No .
> Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble
> breathing?
> Caller: Running from the Police.
>

[Chado1]

Leafs and McCabe vs my Habs on Saturday night in Montreal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!



Leafs are gonna get

[10DimeBry]

Mornin' James, Merry Xmas to you too Bro' .... hope that you are doing well !




PS - Blow me Dimer .....

WTF did i ever do to you ldork? come now kid.

[Lsufan]

jimmy


how you doing bro? you havent posted in days, is all ok???

Everything is great bro. Hope all is well with you. I've been trying to keep myself busy. For about a month now I've been spending my mornings studying the Bible. I need all the help I can get. Babysitting my Godchild last 2 days and I've been trying to get back in the kitchen to cook. Something I've always loved to do, but the old back won't let me do too much. But all is good here.

[BettorsChat]

Everything is great bro. Hope all is well with you. I've been trying to keep myself busy. For about a month now I've been spending my mornings studying the Bible. I need all the help I can get. Babysitting my Godchild last 2 days and I've been trying to get back in the kitchen to cook. Something I've always loved to do, but the old back won't let me do too much. But all is good here.

Which Bible do you use?

[TheRook]

Good morning inmates.

Have a great saturday

[Dat Boi E]

Morn'n Rook!

[TheRook]

Morning Dat!

How ya been?

[Dat Boi E]

Just Chill'n!

[Spark]

Morning Guys

[Chado1]

Spark thanks for putting my thread in the service thread....I went 1-3....you jinxed me.....I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!

[Spark]

Spark thanks for putting my thread in the service thread....I went 1-3....you jinxed me.....I WILL DEAL WITH YOU ON MONDAY!!!!!!!!

Chad ... I swear I forgot to move it back ...

My apologies buddy ... damn

[Chado1]

Chad ... I swear I forgot to move it back ...

My apologies buddy ... damn

Its all good....