Originally posted by 10DimeBry
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A father passing by his son's
bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and
everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently
on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With
the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and
read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and
sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend
because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I have been finding
real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not
approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle
clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we
will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more
children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't
really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it
with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the
meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy
can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit
so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son
Pete
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I
just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when
it's safe to come home.
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Originally posted by 10DimeBrygood morning everyone
Dimer changed his profileQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by 10DimeBryand did you get a reply?? just wondering cause we talked about it yesterday.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by BettorsChatMorning Everyone"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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Originally posted by kbsooner21Whoa Fan, that's no way to get things done around here
I addressed him twice with no response yet. Desperate times call for desperate measures."Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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Originally posted by LsufanMorning Monte ... I have a few new Smileys for the site. One that KB requested."Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
is like calling a drug dealer an 'unlicensed pharmacist'"
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This is how I felt last night
Yo Dre man, I take this bitch out to the movies and shit man we're kissin'
and grindin' and shit, so we hop in the back seat, you know man, this bitch
rubbin' all over my dick and frontin' like she's gonna give me the pussy,
man, and the bitch said three words, man:
Stop, No and Don't
I said BIIIITTTTTCCHH
You don't have to front on me dear,
So why don't you just give that pussy here?
If you'd be good to me,
Oh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile.
All that I want is a little puss
All that I want is just a little head
If you'd be good to me
Ohh I'll be good to you
and we'll both ride home in my automible
You don't have to front on me bitch,
Don't be afraid - it's only a dick
Give up the pussy soon,
All I want is a little,
or get your groopy ass out my hotel room
or get your groopy ass out my hotel room
All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
All I want is the pussy
If you'd be good to me,
oh I'll be good to you,
and we'll both ride home in my automobile
we'll both ride home in my automobile
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