Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[longnex]

Kaz keeps IM ing me to bring a wig to Vegas and tell him my name is Meg. Now I know how you feel KB. I wish I didnt have messenger.

[BettorsChat]

Kaz keeps IM ing me to bring a wig to Vegas and tell him my name is Meg. Now I know how you feel KB. I wish I didnt have messenger.

Well what's the problem

[Spark]

kb writes

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able t o function
Relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5
C okes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a
Steak & fries.


Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but
You have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are
Chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still
Tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House
Excursion.


Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not
Productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume
Reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends
Dared you to drink.

Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns.

You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke--yet you haven't peed
Once.


Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or
Else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being
Late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice
Clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side
Of your face. For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on
While riding the bumper cars. Your eyes look like one big red vein,
And even your hair hurts.






Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate spit so your tongue is suffocating you. You don't have the foggiest idea who the hell the stranger was passed out in your bed this morning.

[kbsooner21]

1* today guys

[Lsufan]

Where's the Poker Boy??? He does all the destruction and then passes out ...

I'm back. I had an appointment with my Massage Therapist from 9:30 to 10:30 ... So relaxing!!!

[Lsufan]

Jimmy you bastage. Kruising to Black Eye Island huh?

Just for you buddy!!!

[kbsooner21]

I'm back. I had an appointment with my Massage Therapist from 9:30 to 10:30 ... So relaxing!!!

Happy ending?

[Lsufan]

Happy ending?

Not today buddy.

[Spark]

I'm back. I had an appointment with my Massage Therapist from 9:30 to 10:30 ... So relaxing!!!

I need one today pal ... Hope you enjoyed it

[Lsufan]

I need one today pal ... Hope you enjoyed it

It was great. Back, hip, and legs feel really good.

BTW ... Did you have fun playing catch with CB?

[Spark]

It was great. Back, hip, and legs feel really good.

BTW ... Did you have fun playing catch with CB?

Oh yeah ... My buddy cb .. He just left ... we had lunch together ... right after he saw his therapist ..

[10DimeBry]

jimmy


ya hoo IM plz

[The Lovedoc]

Haven't been fishing lately JC... Will try to get out there this weekend... Hey, how you doing Lsufan??

[Lsufan]

Haven't been fishing lately JC... Will try to get out there this weekend... Hey, how you doing Lsufan??

Slowly getting better Doc .... Thanks for asking. Hope all is well with you.

[jcindaville]

I'm back. I had an appointment with my Massage Therapist from 9:30 to 10:30 ... So relaxing!!!

Did she swallow??