not as much as I'd like buddy. got finals next week so I'll have a lot more free time at night during the weekdays, so that's when I'll start hitting it hard
On Spark & Mrs. Sparks first night together, they go to change. Mrs. Spark comes out of the bathroom showered and wearing a beautiful robe. Spark says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe." Mrs. Spark opens her robe, and Spark is astonished."Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture. Puzzled she asks, "My picture?" He answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever".
She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. Spark comes out wearing his robe and Mrs. Spark asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now." At that Spark opens his robe and she exclaims, "oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture". He beams and asks why and she answers, "So I can get it enlarged!"
"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
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DON'T YOU EAT THE YELLOW SNOW !! PS-MARVIN LOVES SPLIT SALAD !!
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