LMAO ... I'm not kidding either. Every morning i see you here early i look and you are in those threads. I hope they are doing what they need to for you. lol
I'm sorry for that one- its just you 2 are from some redneck states 'Homa and 'Tucky and being quite redneck myself- just felt obliged! Yes Wayne- JC is really JB. KB might be KC but then he would have to go against the chicken conglommerates in the state. Just foolin' around!
One day, two rednecks named JB and KB were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.
The passenger, JB, said "Lookey thar up ahead KB, it's a po-leece roadblock!
Shitttt! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry JB," KB said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?" asked JB.
"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said KB
They finished up their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.
When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"
"No sir," said KB, "we're on the patch."
(Oh Lord- I know it ain't right to spill on my red neck brudders like this. I was taught better!)
Good Morning all- JB - good to hear the mucinex is working. This pollen is affecting everyone down here for months now due to the warm weather and very little winter to speak of. Ok may be different- you do have trees there don't you?
Wayne- Glad to hear the knee is coming around! JC- GL with the storms!
I want you'uns to know that I broke down the word "drink" after reading Waynes piece 2 pages ago!
If you reassemble the letters - YOUR TRUE WORLD HAS BEEN EXPOSED!:
LMAO ... I'm not kidding either. Every morning i see you here early i look and you are in those threads. I hope they are doing what they need to for you. lol
Well ........ When there are 5 people here at 7 a.m. i like to see who is actually here and who is sleeping on their keyboard from last night!
Good point, there is like no one here when i first log on at 6.40 am est. Every now and then at that time i see TMAC, he must have to be at work early.
I usually log back on when i get to work, cant look at porn at home you understand
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